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Rob Ford: Aug 12, 2013; by XyloJW

So have the Aussies slept off last night yet? Are they back to looking for this thing?

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I assume if the US had a real problem with the Australians we'd just get the CIA to collaborate with the Aussie spooks to overthrow the government like we did in the '70's.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:05

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Seriously though Australia, you're all descended from sodomites.

Now go put your shrimp on the barbie and enjoy another fosters or whatever you do when you're not have race riots at the beach.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:20

Ghost of Mussolini: Jun 26, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

also apologize for yahoo serious

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:23

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Seriously though Australia, you're all descended from sodomites.

Now go put your shrimp on the barbie and enjoy another fosters or whatever you do when you're not have race riots at the beach.

they drink crown of whatever you philistine, and serve it in 8oz bottles

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:23

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guys I don't want to get too excited about this, I still need to review the image, but I think I may have found the missing plane.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:43

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Hmm an aerial photo of an international airport with targets circled and a caption reading "plane debris"

lol welcome to the NSA no fly list idiot

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:45

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

If I were to tell CNN that a piece of poo poo in my toilet had something to do with the missing plane, I think they would seriously run with it and report it on T.V. as breaking news.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:48

spasticColon: Sep 22, 2004; In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

How long are they going to look for this plane before they decide to call off the search?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:57

ReV VAdAUL: Oct 3, 2004; I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Dusseldorf posted:

I assume if the US had a real problem with the Australians we'd just get the CIA to collaborate with the Aussie spooks to overthrow the government like we did in the '70's.

The final and complete US takeover was cemented when the Australian Labo(u)r Party removed the U from their name in 1912, everything after that has just been distractions.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:57

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Are they looking for plain debris or plane debris? They will probably find either one.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:59

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

they're gonna find debris from a plane that's still ok donnie darko ftw

# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:00

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

The bigger unsolved mystery is this thread title

# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:10

Rob Ford: Aug 12, 2013; by XyloJW

spasticColon posted:

How long are they going to look for this plane before they decide to call off the search?

When is opening time?

# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:17

demonR6: Sep 4, 2012; There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.; Lipstick Apathy

I said come in! posted:

If I were to tell CNN that a piece of poo poo in my toilet had something to do with the missing plane, I think they would seriously run with it and report it on T.V. as breaking news.

Send this new information along to the Malaysian government and you may end up headlining tomorrow's ~~circus~~ press briefing.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:49

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Flying is super safe!

# ? Mar 21, 2014 01:00

James Polk: Jun 18, 2010; I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

gas this thread until the plane is found jesus christ

# ? Mar 21, 2014 01:05

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

James Polk posted:

gas this thread until the plane is found jesus christ

crash apologist spotted

# ? Mar 21, 2014 01:17

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Vertical Lime posted:

also apologize for yahoo serious

No.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 01:50

Disconnecticus: Oct 21, 2012; Wait, like, actual money?

Daimo posted:

Surely you don't mean Zaharie Ahmad Shah?

He really tied the room together.

Wait, we're doing the Holy Grail, right?

# ? Mar 21, 2014 02:12

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Really, though, about Yahoo Serious. Apologize.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 02:55

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

fyodor posted:

Really, though, about Yahoo Serious. Apologize.

This is weird - I come from a Universe in which there is no such person as "Yahoo Serious".

# ? Mar 21, 2014 02:57

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Sydney Morning Herald is now doing live updates.

http://www.smh.com.au/national/the-search-for-missing-malaysia-airlines-plane-mh370-20140321-356k3.html

The source of the images has been confirmed by the US company which owns the satellite.

https://www.smh.com.au/technology/t...0321-3575p.html

# ? Mar 21, 2014 04:43

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

redshirt posted:

I hope there's some Vietnamese or something living on that huge garbage island.

They could collect rainwater, fish, grow some plants in plastic gardens. Plenty of material for building some huts and skiffs.

Sounds pretty sweet, actually.

Sounds sort of like the plot from this film.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:08

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i know where the plane is

:goatsecx:

# ? Mar 21, 2014 07:59

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

They call it flight 370 because you turn 370 degrees around and then disappear.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:06

MothraAttack: Apr 28, 2008

Sydney Morning Herald posted:

So far, nothing has been found.

k thanx smh

# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:52

Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

fyodor posted:

Really, though, about Yahoo Serious. Apologize.

Reckless Kelly was cinematic gold and you deserve to have cats poo poo in your food for the rest of your life for implying otherwise.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:59

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

im pretty sure if you get 777 in a casino you win a million dollars so is it possible that the plane turned into money somehow?

edit: do coins float

# ? Mar 21, 2014 09:52

Deuterious: Oct 17, 2011

FuhrerHat posted:

edit: do coins float

Maybe chocolate coins.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 10:11

Paper Mac: Mar 2, 2007; lives in a paper shack

there are chinese aluminum coins that float. 5 mao does iirc

# ? Mar 21, 2014 10:23

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Error 404 - plane still not found

# ? Mar 21, 2014 12:41

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Error 404 - plane still not found

It was the 404th 777 built.

I see that AIR CRASH INVESTIGATION is now using the disappearance in their advertisements.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 12:49

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

redshirt posted:

I've been enjoying this story immensely solely for the Lost angle. Like, this media reaction would have been the same in Lost, right? The missing flight 815 would be a huge world wide deal with governments looking and satellites and everything. And so when Jack and crew come back, it would be a super huge deal.

You're a loving nerd

# ? Mar 21, 2014 13:18

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Spacman posted:

gently caress off back to Melbourne/London!

Are you trying to be funny or cool? Not sure where you are coming from.

You Colossal human being

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Lol at this post but also that I now know retarded Australians use being from Melbourne as an insult if you are seen to be liberal or something

Melbourne is where 99% of the Australians I've met that are worth a drat are from

# ? Mar 21, 2014 13:28

demonR6: Sep 4, 2012; There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.; Lipstick Apathy

Butterfly Valley posted:

Lol at this post but also that I now know retarded Australians use being from Melbourne as an insult if you are seen to be liberal or something

Melbourne is where 99% of the Australians I've met that are worth a drat are from

Someone was going to be mad when he was able to post in six hours but I see that changed so in a week there is going to be one angry individual coming back. I hope this thread it still around for it.

In other news I read that the wrecked is nowhere in sight and assumed it sunk. It made it what, 12 days without sinking but suddenly after realizing it had been spotted it decided to sink. Go figure.

# ? Mar 21, 2014 13:41

Bubble-T: Dec 26, 2004; You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

Butterfly Valley posted:

Lol at this post but also that I now know retarded Australians use being from Melbourne as an insult if you are seen to be liberal or something

Melbourne is where 99% of the Australians I've met that are worth a drat are from

Melbourne owns

# ? Mar 21, 2014 14:33

henpod: Mar 7, 2008; Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.; College Slice

What is the sound of one plane disappearing?

# ? Mar 21, 2014 16:16

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A Fancy 400 lbs: Jul 24, 2008

henpod posted:

What is the sound of one plane disappearing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXnQRduixI

A Fancy 400 lbs fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Mar 21, 2014

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