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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Squidster posted:

The lovely jpeg compression makes it really hard to spot. In a higher-res picture, you'd see it instantly.




Ah, NOW I see it. That's pretty good.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

If you had a sack full of rotting dead fish and other oceanic garbage attached to your face forever I think you would also want to clean it out every once in a while

mister_gosh
May 24, 2002

My cat last night.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

mister_gosh posted:

My cat last night.



Wait. What is that book, and where do I get one ?

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Here's a pelican eating a live pigeon.

Just because.

Goes on for 5 loving minutes too.


Also, did you know that herons eat gophers?

Political Whores has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Mar 21, 2014

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

FogHelmut posted:

I had to look this up because what the gently caress.


Why? :psyduck:

You think that's weird, check out a goose mouth:



Tongue teeth.

You may now start the mandatory two-page goose derail that happens in every thread at some point.

Goosewin's law?

mister_gosh
May 24, 2002

Istari posted:

Wait. What is that book, and where do I get one ?

Grease FotoNovel, a $2 Half Price Books find last night. It's bizarre (Ebay $10, I think. Amazon $35).

https://www.google.com/search?q=grease+fotonovel&tbm=isch

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

RedTeam posted:

Like 50% of the frames of the VICE doc about this could probably qualify for this thread.


"Crimbo"

"Preggers"

Crocuta
Nov 6, 2004
wakkawa

DrBouvenstein posted:

You may now start the mandatory two-page goose derail that happens in every thread at some point.

Hey goons, would you rather fight twelve goose-sized goons or one goon-sized goose?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Little Blackfly posted:

Here's a pelican eating a live pigeon.

Just because.

Goes on for 5 loving minutes too.


Also, did you know that herons eat gophers?

No, I didn't know that. :eng99:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Crocuta posted:

Hey goons, would you rather fight twelve goose-sized goons or one goon-sized goose?

Duh, I'd rather fight the small goons. We're an easy winded lot.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

Squidster posted:

The lovely jpeg compression makes it really hard to spot. In a higher-res picture, you'd see it instantly.



Behold the motherlode! http://www.kleinsungallery.com/artist/Liu_Bolin/works/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Crocuta posted:

Hey goons, would you rather fight twelve goose-sized goons or one goon-sized goose?

There is no way I would ever want to encounter a 370 lb goose.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

There is no way I would ever want to encounter a 370 lb goose.

They rarely leave their parent gooses' basements so you're pretty safe.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Goon-Sized-Goose, absolutely. Wouldn't fit in his plane.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh poo poo guys, there's a problem.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Paladinus posted:

No, I didn't know that. :eng99:

Then you probably also don't know (or want to know) that herons have been known to eat ducklings too.

The point is waterfowl are loving scary.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Little Blackfly posted:

Then you probably also don't know (or want to know) that herons have been known to eat ducklings too.

The point is waterfowl are loving scary.

You might say they're foul creatures.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Everything eats everything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

RedTeam posted:

"Crimbo"

Thanks for that. No, seriously. It took me 'til the end of loving February to get this out of my head, and now it's back... on repeat...

Next, it'll be "Royals"... :v:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh poo poo guys, there's a problem.



FTFY

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010


Our libraries have everything these days!

edit. huge

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop


Saw a commercial for this this morning. Besides my mind regressing to a childlike state with the name Dump Cakes and Dump Dinners, it turns out the food is actually as advertised -- making something to eat? Just toss all that poo poo in a pan, you're good bro!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

e: On second thoughts, that was not a funny picture.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

Zopotantor posted:

e: On second thoughts, that was not a funny picture.

You're right, it's a picture and book that lies. It's all part of the media's pro-fowl agenda to hide the fact how delicious over-fed geese and ducks' livers are.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

BetterToRuleInHell posted:



Saw a commercial for this this morning. Besides my mind regressing to a childlike state with the name Dump Cakes and Dump Dinners, it turns out the food is actually as advertised -- making something to eat? Just toss all that poo poo in a pan, you're good bro!

"Just dump, dump, dump!"

(everyone should listen to the F Plus)

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Zopotantor posted:

e: On second thoughts, that was not a funny picture.

It's amazing that geese have been domesticated to the point of putting up with that poo poo when you think about how evil and aggressive your average Canada Goose is.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BetterToRuleInHell posted:



Saw a commercial for this this morning. Besides my mind regressing to a childlike state with the name Dump Cakes and Dump Dinners, it turns out the food is actually as advertised -- making something to eat? Just toss all that poo poo in a pan, you're good bro!

Dump cakes were a tasty part of my childhood, man. Dump dinners are new on me, though.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Eat This Glob posted:

That's RMB, most likely. That's like $2.



I couldn't help myself...

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DrBouvenstein posted:

You think that's weird, check out a goose mouth:



Tongue teeth.
Why look for such exotic animals as geese when this is what a house cat's tongue looks like:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wow, this thread got creepy.
Continuing...

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012


Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIK0dHq6POc

:stare: This is actually a thing. :stare:

How could anybody believe this is actually a good idea?

"Hey, let's strap babies to the front of our skateboards! It'll be awesome!"

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Deteriorata posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIK0dHq6POc

:stare: This is actually a thing. :stare:

How could anybody believe this is actually a good idea?

"Hey, let's strap babies to the front of our skateboards! It'll be awesome!"

I want to see someone do a darkslide grind on one of those things.

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert

Is tragic mels brothel where the amputee prostitutes work?

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




Don't kickflip the baby
                  /

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."

Deteriorata posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIK0dHq6POc

:stare: This is actually a thing. :stare:

How could anybody believe this is actually a good idea?

"Hey, let's strap babies to the front of our skateboards! It'll be awesome!"

Obviously this is going towards the development of the next Tony Hawk game.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

FogHelmut posted:

I had to look this up because what the gently caress.


Why? :psyduck:
Birds that can compact their necks yawn like this. At rest, parts of their throat are inside their mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdAF7B4lT7Q

But then they can also do this so it totally pays off

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

omnibobb posted:

"Just dump, dump, dump!"

(everyone should listen to the F Plus)

Agreed. I have issues with sleeping(Mild insomnia, not self diagnosed actual doctor diagnosed), and this has been my go to cant sleep podcast for the past two weeks or so.

For those not in the know, it's a group of guys and sometimes girls who read horrible things on the Internet. They have great humor and chemistry, and manage to read ridiculously creepy stuff without it turning into people just going "Wow, look how weird that is guys!".

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Once you suck a loons dick you realize how sad being a duck really is.

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