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I am a descendant of the Bird King and heir to the Bird Crown, and I learned due to privilege the greatest and most powerful of Bird Magic, before transforming myself into a human through my own alchemy, granting me mastery over the tongues of both Bird and Man.
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LSTB posted:I am a descendant of the Bird King and heir to the Bird Crown, and I learned due to privilege the greatest and most powerful of Bird Magic, before transforming myself into a human through my own alchemy, granting me mastery over the tongues of both Bird and Man. http://birdkingdomrpg.proboards.com
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Nerf diplomancers
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LSTB posted:I am a descendant of the Bird King and heir to the Bird Crown, and I learned due to privilege the greatest and most powerful of Bird Magic, before transforming myself into a human through my own alchemy, granting me mastery over the tongues of both Bird and Man. I was just a bird, it used to be pretty special
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Mar 21, 2014 23:46
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the most fearsome creature in the world of darkness: the were-pigeon
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Mar 21, 2014 23:53
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corn in the bible posted:the most fearsome creature in the world of darkness: the were-pigeon TMNT the RPG had a system for making mutant animals where each animal would be assigned a number of points, and you could get more points by decreasing size or removing useful traits, or spend points to gain size and gain human traits like hands or not looking like a stupid animal person. So a sparrow would have a lot of points, but would have to spend a bunch to get up to a size where it could win fights and to get thumbs, while a horse would have very few points, but could get more by shrinking down to the size of a human. Everything was normalized so any animal could become a human with no advantages, or keep some disadvantageous traits to gain in power. But the system broke down because no animals started with negative points, so once you rolled up an animal larger than a horse, they would start with 0 points no matter how large they were or how many points they could gain by shrinking down to human size. Mutant hippos were bad... mutant elephants were terrifying... mutant whales were basically hill giants, striding into combat and cutting people in half with ninja swords the size of telephone poles.
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Mystic Mongol posted:TMNT the RPG had a system for making mutant animals where each animal would be assigned a number of points, and you could get more points by decreasing size or removing useful traits, or spend points to gain size and gain human traits like hands or not looking like a stupid animal person. So a sparrow would have a lot of points, but would have to spend a bunch to get up to a size where it could win fights and to get thumbs, while a horse would have very few points, but could get more by shrinking down to the size of a human. Everything was normalized so any animal could become a human with no advantages, or keep some disadvantageous traits to gain in power. One of the most memorable fights I ever gave my players in 3.5e was a were-orca (not to be confused with the Ocean Strider). It was in danger of losing a land-based fight so it just ran through the woods like King Kong back to the sea even while they pelted it over and over from behind, because the lycanthrope template turned anything even moderately large into the Incredible Hulk, let alone a whale.
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:One of the most memorable fights I ever gave my players in 3.5e was a were-orca (not to be confused with the Ocean Strider). It was in danger of losing a land-based fight so it just ran through the woods like King Kong back to the sea even while they pelted it over and over from behind, because the lycanthrope template turned anything even moderately large into the Incredible Hulk, let alone a whale. sounds like a fun time.
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Mar 22, 2014 00:42
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swamp izzo posted:Mmm. i'd like to play some Exalted with you one day, swamp izzo.
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Mar 22, 2014 04:07
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Plutonis posted:i'd like to play some Exalted with you one day, swamp izzo. I'm reading the comics in the rule book right now!
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Mar 22, 2014 04:58
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If you say Zak S three times, Zak S appears and Zak S invites you to play D&D with hot blondes with standards that are financially mutable.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:i though the original appeal of the werewolf was that you felt you had this awful side to you that would come out and damage your relationships with others. depends on who you ask. sigmund and sinfjotli turn into wolves for a couple of years in the volsunga saga and no one gets uppity about it. king gudmund gets kind of lovely about it in one of the eddas but everyone else just doesn't care much
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Mar 22, 2014 05:27
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Here is everything I know about wheirwolves.
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You can talk about werewolves being an Incredible Hulk analogue, I'll be keeping to their true cultural purpose: fantasizing about getting knotty with a woman half your size
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Mar 22, 2014 05:35
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Mar 22, 2014 05:58
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LSTB posted:You can talk about werewolves being an Incredible Hulk analogue, I'll be keeping to their true cultural purpose: fantasizing about getting knotty with a woman half your size thank god someone is.
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Mar 22, 2014 06:02
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I have a badass Exalted character concept.
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Mar 22, 2014 06:08
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hey: same.
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Mar 22, 2014 06:12
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me too, it's the big dog from big dog t shirts chomping a cigar and going "what's the matter? too sexy for you?"
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Mar 22, 2014 06:13
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oh wait you said exalted character not exalted developer
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I enjoy role playing ridiculous power-fantasy characters that are super min/maxed out and a general pain in the rear end for literally everyone else involved in the game because I'm a weak bitch that got stuffed in lockers a lot when I was in school. Also, D&D next sounds hella dumb and for turbo gaylords.
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Rayjenkins posted:I enjoy role playing a general pain in the rear end for literally everyone else involved in the game because I'm a weak bitch that got stuffed in lockers a lot when I was in school. really makes u think quote:Also, D&D next sounds hella dumb and for turbo gaylords. Next is literally designed for you
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Heh yeah basically.
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Rayjenkins posted:Heh yeah basically. This is the part where you admit to being Mike Mearls irl 
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Error 404 posted:This is the part where you admit to being Mike Mearls irl 
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This dude looks hella dumb.
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Mar 22, 2014 06:58
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welcome to the incredible world of synnibar
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Mar 22, 2014 06:59
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corn in the bible posted:welcome to the incredible world of synnibar synnibar is inoffensive and charming.
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would you gently caress me id gently caress me
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Error 404 posted:Next is literally designed for you not really true, there are a bunch of straightforward juvenile power fantasies d&d totally fails to support
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For instance, I can't be the Terminator. What is this bullshit. Fantasy is gay.
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Wow, if only I could blast some fools with the Super Shotgun from doom, but no, I have to use fireballs or swords. Gay.
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I played a roleplaying game as a T-1000 golem once
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Mar 22, 2014 07:30
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one of the other players was just an unpleasant fat guy with really strong opinions about dragons
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Attorney at Funk posted:one of the other players was just an unpleasant fat guy with really strong opinions about dragons but for real though, why the gently caress can 100 peasants kill a dragon.
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Nihnoz posted:but for real though, why the gently caress can 100 peasants kill a dragon. 
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Nihnoz posted:but for real though, why the gently caress can 100 peasants kill a dragon. the better question, I feel, is "why does it take 100"
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a dragon is about as dangerous as a raccoon, all told
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Attorney at Funk posted:a dragon is about as dangerous as a raccoon, all told you take a big raccoon, small dragon, maybe it's a toss-up. raccoon's a fierce animal. vicious.
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