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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Dusseldorf posted:

I assume if the US had a real problem with the Australians we'd just get the CIA to collaborate with the Aussie spooks to overthrow the government like we did in the '70's.

Or make sure the Prime Minister "disappeared" while swimming in a triathlon.

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Cartoon posted:

Don't dis the mighty 8-track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2DBUlogbL8

Try doing that on your loving ipod.

I have two 8-track players and no iPods. I just want them grounded along with disco balls, shag carpeting and no pilots wearing leisure suits either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h8chod18bo

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




Reposting this for the new page because a plane just godzilla's its way out of the water

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo


td;dw* - Visual interpretation of the CNN comments section set to music






*too dumb don't watch

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

rocket_man38 posted:

Armchair aviators shed more light on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HIqxq1Umc

skipped to the end with clips from tomb raider and rear end creed and assumed that was part of what they surmise happened to the plane

seems plausible enough

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

comes along bort posted:

skipped to the end with clips from tomb raider and rear end creed and assumed that was part of what they surmise happened to the plane

seems plausible enough

I wish I had the $70 PMDG 777 addon to make my own "loose change" video about this crash in FSX, but I can't :(

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box LOL -Jerod Seinfield

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

haha why would anyone do this

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I'm disappointed it didn't end with 9/11 footage.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bubble-T posted:

haha why would anyone do this

Perhaps they believe in The Secret(tm) and if we all imagine really hard the plane will come home.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Bubble-T posted:

haha why would anyone do this

Keep hope alive. Don't stop believin' in time travel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
I have my own ideas about what happened on this flight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDXQdgx_QU

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Anyone else think its weird that at the same time Putin is annexing Crimea, an entire plane goes missing??

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

bathroom sounds posted:

Anyone else think its weird that at the same time Putin is annexing Crimea, an entire plane goes missing??

makes you think

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013
To this day Obama did not publicly make any statement about this despite the 4 Americans on board

0dB
Jan 3, 2009

Ivor Biggun posted:

Or make sure the Prime Minister "disappeared" while swimming in a triathlon.

Please? That would be awesome.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


bathroom sounds posted:

Anyone else think its weird that at the same time Putin is annexing Crimea, an entire plane goes missing??

The Titanic sunk before WWI started...

Holy poo poo guys.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

bathroom sounds posted:

Anyone else think its weird that at the same time Putin is annexing Crimea, an entire plane goes missing??

Holy poo poo!!!!!!!!!


























no

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Why is everyone so worried about the plane? It's the passengers I'm worried about.

Eb
May 6, 2003

CactusWeasle posted:

Why is everyone so worried about the plane? It's the passengers I'm worried about.
Number of people: 7,221,472,406
Number of planes: 273,870

You do the math.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
That and it's way cheaper to make more people

ILL ON PZONES
Oct 13, 2013
how is 777 formed

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
we must do way with isntain pilot that kill their plane

my parys are with the family

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
this is just like that tv show with the fat guy on the island

Black Shadow
Mar 21, 2014

by XyloJW
I say the plane was hijacked and broken down into scrap metal to be sold, and the humans were submitted into a human trafficking scheme. This plane probably won't be found.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Black Shadow posted:

I say the plane was hijacked and broken down into scrap metal to be sold, and the humans were submitted into a human trafficking scheme. This plane probably won't be found.

Toxxing yourself?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

henpod posted:

this is just like that tv show with the fat guy on the island

Gilligans Island was the result of a shipwreck, dumbass

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Skipjack posted:

we must do way with isntain pilot that kill their plane

my parys are with the family

the peeple cannot frghit back!
I am sorry for their lots.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

John Dough posted:

That and it's way cheaper to make more people

Not in the USA

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Sure it is

Making a kid and raising a kid are entirely separate things.

Black Shadow
Mar 21, 2014

by XyloJW

de_dust posted:

Toxxing yourself?

Huh?

FreyaXI
May 1, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

Gilligans Island was the result of a shipwreck, dumbass

Think he meant LOST. In which you just look silly.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
I wonder if that Air Crash Investigations show has started filming this already?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
http://www.algemeiner.com/2014/03/11/jewish-traveler-saved-from-lost-malaysia-flight-by-orthodox-agent-insisting-on-shabbat-observance/

THE JEWS DID THIS!

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?


"Holy God, You sure heard what happened to MH370. I cannot stop thinking about this. This is a true miracle for the books."

I thank God almighty that those other people perished horribly but not me. Truly he's merciful.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
Malaysians just gotta get Jesus

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Disconnecticus posted:

"Holy God, You sure heard what happened to MH370. I cannot stop thinking about this. This is a true miracle for the books."

I thank God almighty that those other people perished horribly but not me. Truly he's merciful.

Well, I think that just about makes up for everything, there, God. Good job, buddy.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
What a lovely Orthodox Jew, who the gently caress doesn't fly on the Sabbath but writes out God?

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
okay, this is a pretty "out there" theory, but what are the odds that the plane crashed into the ocean killing all those aboard?

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Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
i hope you have a background in aviation to back up that outrageous theory or you're gonna get trolled right out of here mister

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