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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Florida has won 2 playoff games the past 6 seasons.

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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
@hotbrain89

someon said i did well in the playoffs i dont rember

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
18-19 Calder Winner

All Star MVP

Stanley Cup Champion

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)

drat. :stare:

@SneezyPeens 24secs ago
Hey @halusato9 got any more of that booze? Pretty sure I used up my entire supply during the playoffs. #KissTheRing #IPlayBetterWhenIveHadAFew

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hockles posted:

End of 2020-21 Season Update

Playoff Results
TBL def TOR in 6

Pepperdiiiiick :argh:




But at least van der Veen won a playoff series. :shobon:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


quote:

@SneezyPeens 24secs ago
Hey @halusato9 got any more of that booze? Pretty sure I used up my entire supply during the playoffs. #KissTheRing #IPlayBetterWhenIveHadAFew

@halusato9

@SneezyPeens 俺たちは日本へ行ってoh english. let's go to japan so we buy a gross!

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
1 win short of that ring guys :(

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Losing the SCF final in game 7 is rough, but do you know what's worse?

That it was against the Coyotes Rutkowski 1.0 won his SC in the old thread. With Tampa Bay.

EDIT: Rutkowski had to be #1 in hits in the playoffs, right?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Rutkowski posted:

Losing the SCF final in game 7 is rough, but do you know what's worse?

That it was against the Coyotes Rutkowski 1.0 won his SC in the old thread. With Tampa Bay.

EDIT: Rutkowski had to be #1 in hits in the playoffs, right?

There's a tab for career playoff stats, looks like you're in third.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

IcePhoenix posted:

There's a tab for career playoff stats, looks like you're in third.
I ment this last playoff. I only made the playoffs twice with Philly because they're poo poo.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Rutkowski posted:

I ment this last playoff. I only made the playoffs twice with Philly because they're poo poo.

There's a tab for that too! You were first by 30.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

IcePhoenix posted:

There's a tab for that too! You were first by 30.
Only for player characters, not the regular players.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

TBL -- V. Hedman - 95 hits
NSH -- S. Weber - 74 hits
TBL -- A. Petrovic - 68 hits
PHX -- E. Rutkowski - 67 hits

Windros lead in PIM

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

e: nevermind, I can't do that

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2021 Offseason News

Notable Retired Players
Daniel Sedin
Thomas Vanek
Dustin Brown
Ales Hemsky
Joe Pavelsky
Mikhail Grabovski
Jay Bouwmeester
Dan Hamhuis
Fedor Tyutin
Kari Lehtonen
Antti Niemi
Rick DiPietro
Brian Elliot
Viktor Fasth
Jonas Gustavsson
Ben Scrivens



Transaction News
BUF -- declined to re-sign S. McStabson
BUF -- re-signed P. Borkiwicz to a $14.2mil/2yr contract
BUF -- re-signed Potatoes to a $66.1mil/7yr contract
CBJ -- re-signed E. Windros to a $26.3mil/4yr contract
FLA -- re-signed T. Guyclint to a $36.7mil/5yr contract
NJD -- re-signed J. O'Rourke to a $12.9mil/2yr contract
PHX -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $64mil/8yr contract
PIT -- re-signed B. Borkason to a $26.8mil/4yr contract
STL -- re-signed S. Smashnikov to a $41.4mil/5yr contract
TBL -- re-signed H. Satonaka to a $87.1mil/7yr contract
VAN -- re-signed C. Buttworth to a $74.3mil/6yr contract
WSH -- re-signed R. Dangler to a $62.3mil/6yr contract


2021-22 Opening Night Info
ANA -- F. Cow (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
BOS -- B. Skill (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain
BUF -- Potatoes (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
CGY -- F. Vando (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain
CGY -- G. Stahl (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain
CAR -- S. Athanatos (97 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
CHI -- O. Hat (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
COL -- I. Chiggers (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain
COL -- He Hate Me (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain
COL -- D. Paynuss (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
CBJ -- E. Windros (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
CBJ -- B. Urlacher (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
DAL -- A. Guibeau (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
DAL -- A. Steidl (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain
EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
FLA -- A. Kilza (97 OVR) -- Starting Center
FLA -- A. Luzhin (98 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center
FLA -- T. Guyclint (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
LAK -- A. Banks (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain
LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (90 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender
MIN -- Hockles (97 OVR) -- Starting Center
MIN -- H. Roboy (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center
MIN -- P.P. Poutine (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
MTL -- R. Fantastic (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain
NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
NJD -- C. Conway (96 OVR) -- Starting Center
NJD -- J. O'Rourke (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
PHX -- E. Rutkowski (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing
PHX -- M. White (97 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
PIT -- H. Wang (90 OVR) -- 3rd Line Center
PIT -- B. Borkason (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
SJS -- T. McFlurry (97 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain
STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
TBL -- H. Satonaka (95 OVR) -- Starting Center
TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (99 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
TOR -- B. Buckaroo (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain
TOR -- sba (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center
TOR -- M. van der Veen (98 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
VAN -- F. Bar (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center
VAN -- C. Buttworth (95 OVR) -- Starting Center
WSH -- A. Jones (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
WSH -- R. Dangler (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
WSH -- B. Lundgren (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
WPG -- L. Lazaruk (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing
WPG -- T. Palin (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender
S. McStabson (95 OVR) -- Free Agent

Comments
Nobody can sign McStabson since everyone is at the cap.
We broke the game, good job everyone.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Mar 25, 2014

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Devils first line looks decent.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News
Comments
Nobody can sign McStabson since everyone is at the cap.
We broke the game, good job everyone.
This games been broken forever. We just found another broken piece.

Also, Potatoes got :homebrew:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News

Transaction News
BUF -- declined to re-sign S. McStabson
BUF -- re-signed P. Borkiwicz to a $14.2mil/2yr contract
BUF -- re-signed Potatoes to a $66.1mil/7yr contract

Comments
Nobody can sign McStabson since everyone is at the cap.
We broke the game, good job everyone.
:stonk:
Stabby, noooo!

Hockles posted:

2021-22 Opening Night Info
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain
BUF -- Potatoes (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing

:hfive: Leadership through truculence.

Holy poo poo I'm Steve Ott. Hahahahhahhaa.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
well, at 17 mins a night and 60 points last season I'll take the 3rd line again, sure

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Man, Dallas gave up on Potatoes way too early

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Have you tried running this in EHM, Hockles? This is good stuff but you'd get the added bonus of international competition/goons loving off to europe/the ability to start people in NCAA/CHL/Euro leagues.

Actually you can even start people like at age 13 in random junior/high school leagues and the CHL/NCAA teams will recruit them. Players even retire and become coaches and whatnot.

You can even print basically any table to html with like two clicks: http://www.sendspace.com/file/fdlwow

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Mar 25, 2014

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
Haha, holy poo poo at those ratings. Looks like the change in player development was just "slow it down in the early stages" I guess.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News
2021-22 Opening Night Info
WSH -- A. Jones (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
WSH -- R. Dangler (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing

This is great but doesn't mean poo poo cause the team is garbage.
Also, bad feeling a lot of dudes won't get re-signed next season.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Potatoes literally has not had a single point in three years, and gets nearly 10m/7 years.

I finally get real ice time this year, and in my hot brained shorted season, come just short of a ppg, throw a little under 3 hits a game and a little under 3 pim a game. And I was fourth in playoff scoring. I get a little under 7m/4 years. WHAT THE HELL

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I think Im still the highest paid goon! :homebrew:

Though I need to be to put up with SJ being poop though. :smith:

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Haha wow just noticed that Wang is 90 overall and play on the third line.

EDIT: Hextall is 90 overall and backup goaltender.

lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009
Devils' all-goon first line:

quote:

NJD -- C. Conway (96 OVR) -- Starting Center
NJD -- J. O'Rourke (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing

Good to be back in North America, Charlie and Teemu. Let's smash face... together.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News

Notable Retired Players
Rick DiPietro

Uh... What the hell has he been doing this whole time? Has he actually been playing for the Isles?

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
Pretty sure he won a Jennings or Vezina actually

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Hockles posted:

End of 2014-15 Season Update

Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender)
Rick DiPietro - Hershey Bears

Hockles posted:

End of 2015-16 Season Update

Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Rick DiPietro - San Antonio Rampage

Lighting up the AHL.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I have looked into EHM, but too much has changed in the structure of the NHL for EHM, even with mods to be able to accommodate it. Plus, doesn't it still cost money to use?

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

KILLLLLLLZA

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I'm talking EHM 07, which has all the post 06 lockout stuff coded in:










I don't know if it costs money, I've still got my old copy, but it's also a pretty easy game to find via :files: if they're not selling it anymore. You need a custom start date patch and a roster update after that basically. To add goons, the database editor is really easy to use, and you can even randomize their potentials so you don't know who is actually going to stick in the NHL and who is going to end up in Europe or the ECHL (and even if someone doesn't make the NHL they won't fall out of the game as you can see in that last pic).

The downsides are that scoring is definitely too high (it's not 80s but it's too high) and simming takes longer (although you can just sim to a certain date and leave your computer on). There's a mod that supposedly evens out scoring but I haven't really tried it.

I just think for the purposes of what you're doing it would add a lot of cool things!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Chap Buttworth @chap_butt29

12.8m for 6 years #gotpaid #stillinVAN


Chap caught loving fire this season and cashed it in to a huge contract, in 70 games he posted a 29/44/73 line. His best since hitting 17/50/67 in 82 games his third season in. continues to keep getting injured and missing ice time.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
I'm hoping we get to see a 100-point defenseman this year.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Spamtron7000 posted:

I'm hoping we get to see a 100-point defenseman this year.

I vote me

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

T-Bone posted:

I just think for the purposes of what you're doing it would add a lot of cool things!

Well, perhaps for next year. But, I was reading about the most up to date mod, and it said that there are too many AHL teams now, and some have to be ECHL. Also, the new divisions and playoff format.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

December 2021 Update

Notable Stats
White leads the league in Points; He Hate Me is 3rd; Conway is 4th; Banks & Bar are tied for 6th
Bar leads the league in Goals; He Hate Me is 2nd; Banks, Conway, Fantastic, & White are tied for 5th
White is 2nd in Assists; Hockles is 5th; Buttworth is 6th;
Hat leads the league in points among defensemen;
Buckaroo is 3rd in +/-; White is 5th; Conway is 7th
Borkiwicz leads the league in PIM; Potatoes is 4th; Urlacher is 5th; McStabson is 7th; Windros is 8th
Palin leads the league in GAA; van der Veen is 2nd; Athanatos is 4th; Pepperdick is 5th
van der Veen leads the league in SV%; Palin is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; Pepperdick is 8th
Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; Paynuss is 2nd; Pepperdick is 4th; van der Veen is 6th


Transaction News
10/12/21 -- COL signs S. McStabson to a $7mil/1yr contract. (Starting Left Wing)


Injury Report
None


Comments
McStabson got signed!


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I am pretty terrible and expensive.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


So long, McStabson :(

Borkiwicz on pace for 375 PIM :stare:

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Oooh Wang better pick that poo poo up, off to a worse year than last year points wise with more ice time

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