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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
First lady, daughters give the slip to photographers and take toboggan ride off Great Wall

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Stay classy, Moochelle.

3 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 5:42:13 PM by dfwgator

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer

I’m glad you had fun, Wookie. Not many of the oppressed Chinese people get to have a lot of it.

4 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 5:42:28 PM by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Geez, thanks, I just can’t get enough news about the lovely First Lady!/ Barf

5 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 5:43:40 PM by PROCON (Those who are capable of Tyranny are capable of Deceit to sustain it.)

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Chewchelle has been sliding by on her race & sex for a lifetime, so why not?

7 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 5:44:13 PM by twister881

quote:

To: Impy
Not many of us in the US can afford to have fun. We have to work hard to pay taxes to support Mooch’s lavish lifestyle.
13 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 5:51:35 PM by fatnotlazy

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer



16 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 6:02:32 PM by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)

quote:

To: digger48

Too bad someone didn’t throw them off the wall.

19 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 6:15:42 PM by angcat

quote:

To: Oldeconomybuyer

absolutely NO CLASS nor CHARACTER..

for the first time in my entire life I am ashamed of the president and his wife..they are both an embarrassment to a once great Nation.

pure ghetto trash.

21 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 6:19:48 PM by haircutter

quote:

To: haircutter
for the first time in my entire life I am ashamed of the president and his wife..they are both an embarrassment to a once great Nation.

Second time for me. Clinton's were the first.
22 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 6:42:18 PM by Old Yeller (In Latin, the word sinister means left. Which is appropriate for left-wingers.)

quote:

To: haircutter

Can you imagine if Barbara Bush were to do that? I can just imagine the press reporting on it.

25 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:04:14 PM by hsmomx3

quote:

To: Old Yeller

YOUR RIGHT OLD YELLER...

Just hate and feel bad to admit I’m ashamed of the leaders of a place called, AMERICA..

a Nation my dad served, brother served and my husband served, and I was always so Proud. I don’t believe none of the three would have served under Clinton or Hussein O. today.

26 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:09:27 PM by haircutter

quote:

To: hsmomx3
ya know...Barbara Bush had RESPECT for the position she held when her husband was POTUS...

this moocher loves herself and all she wants is to party, vacation and be bossy to low I.Q. voters, the ones who really love and follow her..

looking forward to them moving..
vote and flip that Senate folks..I want to watch both obama’s squirm
27 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:15:42 PM by haircutter

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
You could make a thread called "Michelle Obama" and post nothing in it on Freep and these are the exact same responses you'd get. I guarantee it.

quote:

To: haircutter

Can you imagine if Barbara Bush were to do that? I can just imagine the press reporting on it.

25 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:04:14 PM by hsmomx3

"Barbara Bush did a thing today. That's about it."

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I was checking GoComics, and I found some pretty freepy material under the comments for today's Wee Pals.



quote:

BillWa GoComics PRO Member said, about 20 hours ago

Thanks to Sharpton and Jackson it really is the NAALCP. Conservative Blacks stay out.

quote:

Newenglandah said, about 15 hours ago

@BillWa

So what are you saying? That Black people should have followed the Dixiecrat racists into the Republican party?

quote:

Miserichord said, about 9 hours ago

Given that every significant civil rights bill was introduced by Republicans, yes.
Republican, the party of Lincoln.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

quote:

To: NowApproachingMidnight

California will go to Mexico long before Alaskans vote to go to Russia.

If anything, this Alaska crap is just another attempt to inspire fear of Russia when our real concern with Russia lies south of the border.

4 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 10:08:34 AM by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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South of the border? You mean Mexico?

Is this freeper referring to Red Dawn as a documentary?

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Plinkey posted:

To: fieldmarshaldj
“Poof, human being, rump-ranger, butt pirate, dinnermasher, stoolpusher, queer-o, anal Nazis, sword swallower, skinflute player, sodomite, fairy, teabagger, fruit, fudgepacker, turd burglar, sockcucker, et al...”
All of the above, punch him again, disown it, and write it out of the will!!!!!

13 posted on 03/21/2014 1:14:59 AM PDT by dalereed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU starting @ 11:30

quote:

To: hsmomx3
ya know...Barbara Bush had RESPECT for the position she held when her husband was POTUS...

this moocher loves herself and all she wants is to party, vacation and be bossy to low I.Q. voters, the ones who really love and follow her..

looking forward to them moving..
vote and flip that Senate folks..I want to watch both obama’s squirm
27 posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:15:42 PM by haircutter

All because Babs didn't have the audacity to be a nappy-headed big butt nig...ahem...moo cow with a couple of pickaninnies in tow. :rolleyes:


Meanwhile, I was browsing a discussion on another forum that featured an article about native Hawaiian prejudice against whites. By the grace of Google, I found this wonderful nugget of FReeperness on the same subject circa 2009:

Prejudice in Paradise: Hawaii Has a Racism Problem

quote:

To: kaehurowing
Cut ‘em off.
Let ‘em see how well they fair without tourism dollars.


2 posted on 8/31/2009 3:50:07 PM by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)

quote:

To: kaehurowing
Too bad Hawaii is one of those states that absolutely forbids concealed carry by the proles. If a few of these racist idiots got their chest cavities ventilated this crap would stop right quick.


7 posted on 8/31/2009 3:54:42 PM by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)[/quote
[quote]To: kaehurowing
"It's an incredibly giving and warm and generous place, but you have to earn it," he says.
"You white people need to know your place," he says.

9 posted on 8/31/2009 3:55:39 PM by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)

Someone attempts to bring a sprinkling of reason to the thread:

quote:

To: kaehurowing
I grew up in Hawaii, and this is an unfair assessment. Is their racism? Sure. Are Whites targeted? Sure. But so are Blacks, Hispanics, and anyone other than the Asian or Pacific Islander group that one doesn't belong to. The incidents are mainly between high school kids. I could tell you stories. The last day of school has long been unofficially designated "Beat Haole Day," I have never heard of "Beat Haole Day". What's the source? There are thousands of tourist who visit Hawaii every day without incident. I lived there for 5 1/2 years and only experienced one incident, but can tell about two others. My sister and I rode the bus all over Waikiki without fear. Shame on the fear monger. This is the same nonsense that I was given before going to NY. Yet the people were very helpful and kind. Aloha!
25 posted on 8/31/2009 4:03:27 PM by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops! Surrender is not an option!)

Sources? We don't need no stinking sources:

quote:

To: oneamericanvoice
“The last day of school has long been unofficially designated “Beat Haole Day,” I have never heard of “Beat Haole Day”. What's the source? There are thousands of tourist who visit Hawaii every day without incident. I lived there for 5 1/2 years and only experienced one incident, but can tell about two others.”
I'd be happy to source it for you. ANYBODY who has spent any real time in Hawaii is intimately familiar with the term. No doubt you spent a few years in one of the big private schools. For my part it was very alive and well going back to my days in school circa 1970’s and early 80’s. The only ones treated worse than whites are blacks. Most of the bad eggs coincidentally don't have a Hawaiian bone in their body and their families haven't been there half as long as many of the white families. I'm glad you rode the bus safely around Waikiki. Next time try driving around the island. Growing up we were not allowed on fully 40% of the island without extreme caution. They've built big resorts out there now but most folk stay on the resort or the main roads. I've only got three generations on two sides though and one tangent line of actual Hawaiians. You said don't buy into the fear mongering but I'd suggest it's one of the more successful cover ups you'll find. My own family for the most part denies it out of a sense of loyalty. Go figure. It is a well deserved reputation and there should be a price to pay.

52 posted on 8/31/2009 4:25:28 PM by Bogeygolfer

At least the blacks down in the islands know their place:

quote:

To: kaehurowing
This is why I like the Caribbean. I tell my friends to try out some of the islands in the Caribbean. It's a much more friendly place in my opinion. If you go to the right places they are happy to see a white face. If you spend just a small amount of money they will treat you like a king.

Even though I live in California, I'll travel east when I want a tropical vacation. Screw Hawaii.
79 posted on 8/31/2009 4:56:22 PM by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough!)

quote:

To: Happyinmygarden
(I suspect the folks mentioned in the article had ventured to one of the ‘off limits’ beaches....not smart).
Wow. So I suppose it won't be long until there are "Haole Only" drinking fountains and lunch counters.

73 posted on 8/31/2009 4:47:51 PM by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)

Hatti's bad news, guys:

quote:

To: truthguy
Stay away from the Dominican Republic, Hatti (hell on earth), Puerto Rico, Cuba(only a fool would go there and it's illegal except under certain conditions), but still there's lots of other places.
Agreed.

86 posted on 8/31/2009 5:09:43 PM by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)

Tias
May 25, 2008

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:stonk: Freepers:which makes most married husband-and-wfe couples, in effect, heterosexual gays

God drat it, freep. I really want to understand what's so bad about minimum wage in their perspective, but all I hear is this gravelly voice shouting "LIVING WAGES ARE HERESY UNTO THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN".

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
For their actual problems? "Some of those wages might go to niggers, so gently caress it."

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
What thread was it where someone said that most far right nuts would support the most hardcore socialist policies imaginable if they were assured non-whites would get no benefit? Because whoever it was was dead on.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Tias posted:

:stonk: Freepers:which makes most married husband-and-wfe couples, in effect, heterosexual gays

God drat it, freep. I really want to understand what's so bad about minimum wage in their perspective, but all I hear is this gravelly voice shouting "LIVING WAGES ARE HERESY UNTO THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN".

Basically they're still under the impression that minimum wage is for teenagers and lazy people. In their mind neither deserves a living wage. They fear that if it goes up then it will cost them more money (Which it may but it'd be a trivial increase. they think it would triple the price of everything.)

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mind Loving Owl posted:

What thread was it where someone said that most far right nuts would support the most hardcore socialist policies imaginable if they were assured non-whites would get no benefit? Because whoever it was was dead on.

Its pretty constantly brought up (the sparrow and a cutrain rod thing), but I think you're thinking of how Chris Christie said it in the ol' GOP Rebuilding thread.

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
About the hetrosexual gay comment, what does that guy think couples who are naturally infertile and sterile are? Like say if two Missionary position only, sex attempted only for the sake of reproduction Independent Baptists both can't have kids, doesn't that make them gay? Wouldn't every couple become gay in the end as the woman hits menopause?

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Ah hell, we're assuming they actually reason themselves into positions again, aren't we? :(

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Mind Loving Owl posted:

About the hetrosexual gay comment, what does that guy think couples who are naturally infertile and sterile are? Like say if two Missionary position only, sex attempted only for the sake of reproduction Independent Baptists both can't have kids, doesn't that make them gay? Wouldn't every couple become gay in the end as the woman hits menopause?

Dicks in butts = gay

Dicks in vaginas = not gay

That's about as far as their reasoning goes.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Dick in mouth=myth.

Dick in hand=Wife isn't talking to me again after I called her a tramp.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fulchrum posted:

Its pretty constantly brought up (the sparrow and a cutrain rod thing), but I think you're thinking of how Chris Christie said it in the ol' GOP Rebuilding thread.

Well we have to make sure that the rural poor whose opportunities have been taken away by liberal policies get the assistance they need while making sure that the lazy urban poor who don't have a culture of work aren't kept on the dole which kills their motivation. Nothing racial about it.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Fulchrum posted:

Dick in mouth=myth.

Dick in hand=Wife isn't talking to me again after I called her a tramp.

You know, after vaguely recalling that some Freepers have kids and wives and such, only now does the question strike me:

Who the hell marries a Freeper and why?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



WarpedNaba posted:

You know, after vaguely recalling that some Freepers have kids and wives and such, only now does the question strike me:

Who the hell marries a Freeper and why?

Other freepers. :v:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

WarpedNaba posted:

You know, after vaguely recalling that some Freepers have kids and wives and such, only now does the question strike me:

Who the hell marries a Freeper and why?

Other Freepers?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

WarpedNaba posted:

You know, after vaguely recalling that some Freepers have kids and wives and such, only now does the question strike me:

Who the hell marries a Freeper and why?

I take it you aren't from a more-rural community? Not leaving town, at all, after high school severely limits one's options.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
They didn't necessarily start out as freepers. The Limbaugh revolution in right-wing entertainment has turned them into nuts. It's amazing how much of a phenomenon this is, it seems like every family has somebody who has been lost to the inside of the bubble.

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

SedanChair posted:

They didn't necessarily start out as freepers. The Limbaugh revolution in right-wing entertainment has turned them into nuts. It's amazing how much of a phenomenon this is, it seems like every family has somebody who has been lost to the inside of the bubble.

This may be of interest.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
So last night Cosmos was on again, Freep freaking out again.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3136576/posts

Creationists go nuts over Cosmos, demand "equal time"

quote:

To: EveningStar
At every turn, I am bombarded by Lib demands that every single viewpoint is of equal value, and I am not to judge. Just once, I would like to see that kind of tolerance from the Libs.


3 posted on 3/23/2014 8:40:30 PM by 50sDad (A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here.)

:ironicat:

quote:

To: 50sDad
It’s the lib mantra: “What I believe in must be mandatory”


7 posted on 3/23/2014 8:44:58 PM by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)

quote:

To: GrandJediMasterYoda
With the liberal corollary:

If a conservative doesn’t like something, he doesn’t do it.
If a liberal doesn’t like something, nobody can do it.


10 posted on 3/23/2014 8:47:37 PM by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)


Not sure how she isn't banned.

quote:

To: EveningStar
Why should adherents of the fringe religion of creationism be given “equal time” in a science show? If anything, shouldn’t they be demanding time on a religious show?


20 posted on 3/23/2014 9:01:57 PM by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)

quote:

To: Proud2BeRight
Man did not evolve. Man was created by God in his image.


31 posted on 3/23/2014 10:12:44 PM by sipow

quote:

To: Proud2BeRight
Well put! Those who think they can second guess how God created the universe have a vanity problem.


34 posted on 3/23/2014 11:09:56 PM by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)

quote:

To: ClearCase_guy
Does anyone still think FOX is not leftist?


48 posted on 3/24/2014 4:45:38 AM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)

Not really as bad as some of the previous threads, not much crazy around last night.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


quote:

To: EveningStar
At every turn, I am bombarded by Lib demands that every single viewpoint is of equal value, and I am not to judge. Just once, I would like to see that kind of tolerance from the Libs.


3 posted on 3/23/2014 8:40:30 PM by 50sDad (A Liberal prevents me from telling you anything here.)

Free market bitches. :smugdog: Make your own creationist TV show and get it on TV instead of leaching off hard working people and forcing them to put your views in their program.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Plinkey posted:

quote:

To: GrandJediMasterYoda
With the liberal corollary:

If a conservative doesn’t like something, he doesn’t do it.
If a liberal doesn’t like something, nobody can do it.


10 posted on 3/23/2014 8:47:37 PM by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)

"All gays should stop being gay too, because it's gross. And abortions should be abolished because I don't like it. Why are liberals always trying to force their beliefs on me?"

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
Unironically agree with Freepers that the Fairness Doctrine should be reinstated.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

Russia retaliates with sanctions on 13 Canadians

quote:

To: tcrlaf
""This step was taken in response to unacceptable actions by the Canadian side which have done serious damage to bilateral relations," the ministry said, adding that Canada "chose to ignore the free expression of will of Crimean residents.""

Our concern is whether Canada will follows the orders given by Washington after Maine secedes in either 2016 or 2018. While it is not a major concern, it is a concern since we are planning on using both US and Canadian currency as our primary monetary standards.
3 posted on Monday, March 24, 2014 9:40:48 AM by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Is Maine actually that crazy to spawn wackos like him or is he just trying to tag along with the secessionist idiocy of people from Texas? Being from Texas, I've never even heard of another state thinking it can secede (apart from the obvious historical examples.)

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Mind Loving Owl posted:

What thread was it where someone said that most far right nuts would support the most hardcore socialist policies imaginable if they were assured non-whites would get no benefit? Because whoever it was was dead on.
This is why I don't get why freepers are so morally against abortions and birth control. Since they believe only urban minorities and and slutsliberal women are getting abortions and using contraceptives, they'd rather have future welfare babies who will grow up to become welfare adults and lifetime Democratic voters rather than trying to prevent it (aside from voter restrictions).

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

nucleicmaxid posted:

Is Maine actually that crazy to spawn wackos like him or is he just trying to tag along with the secessionist idiocy of people from Texas? Being from Texas, I've never even heard of another state thinking it can secede (apart from the obvious historical examples.)

Northern Maine has a (very small, very laughable) secessionist movement, actually. In terms of seriousness* I'd rate them about on part with the Free State Project people in NH, and perhaps a bit below the Second Vermont Republic crew (who have more or less died out, last I checked).

*None of these are actually serious at all.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Acquilae posted:

This is why I don't get why freepers are so morally against abortions and birth control. Since they believe only urban minorities and and slutsliberal women are getting abortions and using contraceptives, they'd rather have future welfare babies who will grow up to become welfare adults and lifetime Democratic voters rather than trying to prevent it (aside from voter restrictions).

It's Freep. They've mastered the ability to hold conflicting ideals in what ever that thing in their head is.

ColdSnickersBar
Apr 7, 2005

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

quote:

To: maggief

“Michelle Obama Speaks Out”

She doesn’t speaks out,
but just reads a text, prepared by someone else, on a teleprompter.
Just like that sissy clown she calls “husband”.

Such a couple of nullissime nobodies.

26 posted on Saturday, March 22, 2014 8:47:13 AM by Marguerite (When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm even better)

How dare they use teleprompters!

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

Acquilae posted:

This is why I don't get why freepers are so morally against abortions and birth control. Since they believe only urban minorities and and slutsliberal women are getting abortions and using contraceptives, they'd rather have future welfare babies who will grow up to become welfare adults and lifetime Democratic voters rather than trying to prevent it (aside from voter restrictions).

It's because they're not opposed for any rational or moral reasons, it's just about control over women and minorities.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Acquilae posted:

This is why I don't get why freepers are so morally against abortions and birth control. Since they believe only urban minorities and and slutsliberal women are getting abortions and using contraceptives, they'd rather have future welfare babies who will grow up to become welfare adults and lifetime Democratic voters rather than trying to prevent it (aside from voter restrictions).

Their desire to see people "punished" (because that's what having a child is and if you get pregnant that's what you deserve) with children out weighs their desire to see political ideology die out.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

put a kettle on posted:

Is she playing on the obvious absurdity of "heterosexual gays" to make the point that gay relationships have the capacity to be as banal as heterosexual relationships?

Or is she broadening the definition of gay to classify all people who are in a romantic relationship without children? Something like: Robert and Cheryl got married. Robert got a vasectomy. Now Robert and Cheryl are gay married.

I honestly can't tell.

It's the latter. Spend a bunch of time fearmongering and raving about how "The Gays are satanic destroyers of society because those perverts have sex that can't create children so they are all hedonistic monsters who love watching the world burn. If they cared about life, they'd only be able to orgasm by thinking of the baby they're shooting into a breed sow virtuous woman, but their deathstyle considers sex to be fun." :bahgawd:

You'll find you're vulnerable to the criticism that plenty of straight people suck dick, tittyfuck, lick pussy, do it in the butt, etc so The Gays aren't some uniquely diabolic evil. At this point, you can either agree and become an ordinary prude rather than a Nazi...or you can redefine Gay as "any sex where you purposely try not to get pregnant" and call for public stonings/gassings of Heterosexual Gays alongside the homosexual ones.

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Mar 24, 2014

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

VitalSigns posted:

It's the latter. Spend a bunch of time fearmongering and raving about how "The Gays are satanic destroyers of society because those perverts have sex that can't create children so they are all hedonistic monsters who love watching the world burn. If they cared about life, they'd only be able to orgasm by thinking of the baby they're shooting into a breed sow virtuous woman, but their deathstyle considers sex to be fun." :bahgawd:

You'll find you're vulnerable to the criticism that plenty of straight people suck dick, tittyfuck, lick pussy, do it in the butt, etc so The Gays aren't some uniquely diabolic evil. At this point, you can either agree and become an ordinary prude rather than a Nazi...or you can redefine Gay as "any sex where you purposely try not to get pregnant" and call for public stonings/gassings of Heterosexual Gays alongside the homosexual ones.

There's already a word for that. It's called sodomy.

Yes these fuckstains believe sex isn't something you do for fun. Just P in the V for only making babies and you're a dirty sinner for getting any enjoyment out of it.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

DemeaninDemon posted:

There's already a word for that. It's called sodomy.

Yes these fuckstains believe sex isn't something you do for fun. Just P in the V for only making babies and you're a dirty sinner for getting any enjoyment out of it.

Yeah but like I said railing about the evils of sodomy just makes you a prude or maybe a malicious puritan. But obviously gays aren't the reason men and women like trading bj's and cunnilingus so if you want to go full-bore crazy and blame all of the evils of society on the Rainbow Menace, you have to get creative with your wording.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

VitalSigns posted:

Yeah but like I said railing about the evils of sodomy just makes you a prude or maybe a malicious puritan. But obviously gays aren't the reason men and women like trading bj's and cunnilingus so if you want to go full-bore crazy and blame all of the evils of society on the Rainbow Menace, you have to get creative with your wording.

I like that description. Malicious puritan. Prude is too nice and could just mean someone doesn't want to explore their sexuality. Freepers don't want anyone to explore it.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



DemeaninDemon posted:

I like that description. Malicious puritan. Prude is too nice and could just mean someone doesn't want to explore their sexuality. Freepers don't want anyone to explore it.
The Puritans were surprisingly open and honest about sexuality - in the context of a married heterosexual relationship only, of course. You could get in genuine theological trouble for not meeting your wife's sexual needs.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

DemeaninDemon posted:

There's already a word for that. It's called sodomy.

Yes these fuckstains believe sex isn't something you do for fun. Just P in the V for only making babies and you're a dirty sinner for getting any enjoyment out of it.

Nah. It's ok for the Man to enjoy it. Just not the little lady.

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Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

Would America Go to War with Russia?

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To: Abakumov

Mr. Soetoro wouldn’t do a day-um thang. Yeah, right - we’d go to war with Russia over what,? white people? /s

7 posted on Monday, March 24, 2014 11:35:51 AM by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: Abakumov

the magic negro is a pussy who only wants to destroy America in every way.

9 posted on Monday, March 24, 2014 11:36:58 AM by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
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To: Abakumov

Should done in in 1941, but we had Obama I in the White Hut then.

39 posted on Monday, March 24, 2014 11:55:43 AM by Revolting cat! (Badwhereas things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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Yes, why didn't we declare war on Russia in 1941, it seems like such a well thought-out scheme.

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To: WhiskeyX

If Pooty-Poot makes a play for Alaska we may have no choice.

67 posted on Monday, March 24, 2014 12:47:43 PM by k4gypsyrose
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