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Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Johnny Aztec posted:

That cute little girl from All That? What went on with her?

As for Miley, I dunno. I think more of Spears, even with her head shaving breakdown, than Miley after her bear humping, rear end smelling ....Whatever the gently caress that whole thing was supposed to be.

That was just a stage performance though. The whole thing was choreographed by image consultants. "Be sexually provocative for a while to let fans know you've grown up" is a bulleted item in the teen idol playbook. Her offstage behavior is all you can meaningfully judge her by, and that's been dimwitted/selfish/vaguely racist at worst. Spears has cleaned up her act but for a while she was all hit-and-runs and child endangerment and barefoot gas station bathroom visits.

And Amanda Bynes is maybe schizophrenic or something. She's been having a lot of single-car accidents with no alcohol involved, getting neighbors calling the cops on her because she paces her front yard talking to herself for hours, and there was an amazing story of her telling cops her bong was a vase and then dropping it out a high-rise window.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
.....Really? That's it? The way you acted, I expected some really crazy poo poo. That is just incredibly tame non-news.



It doesn't have anything on Eddie Murphy being caught with a transvestite, and claiming he was just giving [person] a ride home.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Don't forget setting fires in neighbor's driveways

e: and yeah literally being sent to a mental facility and being declared mentally unable to make medical decisions for yourself is no biggie, agreed

Apparently she's made a decent turnaround recently, which I hadn't heard. That's good, maybe she's through the childhood star trajectory now

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

'It's free real estate" must be on page 2 or 3.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I wanna know what's in the glass.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


CJacobs posted:

I wanna know what's in the glass.

The blood you'll need to pass your next cholestrol checkup. (its a bloody mary)

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

These two continue to be the best.

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Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

CJacobs posted:

I wanna know what's in the glass.

Which one? :v:

I'm honestly impressed about the logistics of that. How does the pizza stay upright like that :psyduck:

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

CJacobs posted:

I wanna know what's in the glass.

There's a picture from it on the other side that more clearly shows the glass in the garnish, and yes, that bloody mary is garnished with a bloody mary.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Buzzfeed you are the worst.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


mrkillboy posted:

Buzzfeed you are the worst.



It's owned by the Koch brothers, after all.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
Really? They really are evil incarnate.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Maddox did a good article on why Buzzfeed is such a horrible website but I don't know if everyone around here still hates him or not so I won't bother linking it. Buzzfeed steals poo poo from other websites and re-orders the list so it can't be googled and their TOS is just like "plagarism is a thing but we don't care".

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

the wildest rear end posted:

These two continue to be the best.



Holy poo poo, it's Thomson and Thompson.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


the wildest rear end posted:

These two continue to be the best.



Couple o' droogs out for a stroll

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

the wildest rear end posted:

These two continue to be the best.



X-Men: Sunny Days of Springtimes Past

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gamma Nerd posted:

Holy poo poo, it's Thomson and Thompson.

To be precise it's Thompson and Thomson.

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Bring Back Noid posted:

There is another possible explanation...



This took me a second, but good show :golfclap:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Reminds me of this:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

CJacobs posted:

Maddox did a good article on why Buzzfeed is such a horrible website but I don't know if everyone around here still hates him or not so I won't bother linking it. Buzzfeed steals poo poo from other websites and re-orders the list so it can't be googled and their TOS is just like "plagarism is a thing but we don't care".

Buzzfeed is basically the new ebaum's world.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=buzzfeed

Article with embedded (and optional) Maddox video.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Gotta cum fast.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Amanda Bynes tweeted at Obama to ask him to fire the officer who wrote her up for a DUI. That was my personal favorite.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Not "I want Drake to murder my vagina."?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

DrBouvenstein posted:

Reminds me of this:


Also:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

Breaking Bad Bread

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




oops, wrong thread

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

bustercasey posted:

Breaking Bad Bread

Are you stupid? Baking Bad

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Breading Bad, the story of Walter Wheat.

Ed: I am the one who kneads

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Nice to see that Danny Trejo's mother is doing well for herself.

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Are you stupid? Baking Bad

Just to get the inevitable out of the way...

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


My wife elbows the poo poo outta some feet whenever that happens. You never see them again. It's happened to her in a plane and in a movie theater. loving slobs.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

The real funny thing is the goddam Reel Big Fish t-shirt.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

The Ape of Naples posted:

The real funny thing is the goddam Reel Big Fish t-shirt.

I just went to a RBF concert on Friday and bought a t-shirt. :colbert:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

the wildest rear end posted:

These two continue to be the best.

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That sweater does nothing for Helen Mirren.

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Last time I flew home, there was some woman with the most disgusting feet I had ever seen sitting there clipping her loving toenails in the terminal. I had to get up and move. Some people really have no class. Also had some dumb woman clipping her toenails at the DMV last time I had to go renew my registration.

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