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SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Nick Cannon posted:

It's official... I'm White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft "Bro I got drafted!!"


Hey Nickelodeon, this is the guy you have hosting half the shows on your kids channel.

More.

His wife - the mother of his children - is half white, btw.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

SteveVizsla posted:

Hey Nickelodeon, this is the guy you have hosting half the shows on your kids channel.

More.

His wife - the mother of his children - is half white, btw.

I'd be okay with this if it had to do with blackface no longer being unacceptable. Of course, it's not.

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

While it's nowhere near on the same level as blackface, poo poo like this does certainly make it more difficult to explain to racist idiots why blackface is still wrong. "The black guy can do white face and the liberal media doesn't get upset. But when a white man does it...." Etc, etc.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?


How much more innocent lives must the menace known as "Selfies" claim until the world will realize the dangers of taking pictures in a mirror?

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

horriblePencilist posted:



How much more innocent lives must the menace known as "Selfies" claim until the world will realize the dangers of taking pictures in a mirror?

Somebody teach this kid to photoshop

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Buzkashi posted:

Somebody teach this kid to photoshop

I haven't seen a lot of shops yet :smith:

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

horriblePencilist posted:



How much more innocent lives must the menace known as "Selfies" claim until the world will realize the dangers of taking pictures in a mirror?

If only there was some other way to take a picture of yourself, like using a delay or having a friend(or random person who happens to be nearby) take a picture of you. But alas, selfies are the only option.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

bonestructure posted:

Your cousin sounds like an unmedicated schizophrenic.

His cousin at the very least sounds almost exactly like me when I was an unmedicated schizophrenic.

nooblord
Oct 30, 2011

into the void posted:

While it's nowhere near on the same level as blackface, poo poo like this does certainly make it more difficult to explain to racist idiots why blackface is still wrong. "The black guy can do white face and the liberal media doesn't get upset. But when a white man does it...." Etc, etc.

Yeah. This is ~trending~ on Facebook and about 90% of the comments on any given post are white people whining "But how come when white people wear blackface everyone flips out?! DOUBLE STANDARD!! :byodood:" Ugh, people are so loving stupid but you know there's no use arguing with someone who thinks like that. Thanks a lot Nick Cannon.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

SteveVizsla posted:

Hey Nickelodeon, this is the guy you have hosting half the shows on your kids channel.

More.

His wife - the mother of his children - is half white, btw.
Ah, yes, I remember the tears that went down my eyes when I saw my race being denigrated in that famous movie "White Chicks". To see the white man so maligned in this day and age, when we are the most oppressed group there is, friend-zoned, sperm-jacked and disposable, why, to see a member of the African race denigrating me was the last straw that led to my eventual suicide via stuffing my fat idiot face with hamburgers until I choked on them.

nooblord posted:

Yeah. This is ~trending~ on Facebook and about 90% of the comments on any given post are white people whining "But how come when white people wear blackface everyone flips out?! DOUBLE STANDARD!! :byodood:" Ugh, people are so loving stupid but you know there's no use arguing with someone who thinks like that. Thanks a lot Nick Cannon.
I, too, blame the black guy and not the serial idiots who yell and moan about literally everything under the sun that feeds their moronic persecution complex.




Also, did you know there have only ever been two political forces, ever? Holy hell, I'd have loved to show this to some of the people that actually got this through that their struggle had been co-opted by ~liberals~

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

SteveVizsla posted:

Hey Nickelodeon, this is the guy you have hosting half the shows on your kids channel.

More.

His wife - the mother of his children - is half white, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWg5ymecm8

Just an extension of the above.

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Ah, yes, I remember the tears that went down my eyes when I saw my race being denigrated in that famous movie "White Chicks". To see the white man so maligned in this day and age, when we are the most oppressed group there is, friend-zoned, sperm-jacked and disposable, why, to see a member of the African race denigrating me was the last straw that led to my eventual suicide via stuffing my fat idiot face with hamburgers until I choked on them.
I, too, blame the black guy and not the serial idiots who yell and moan about literally everything under the sun that feeds their moronic persecution complex.




Also, did you know there have only ever been two political forces, ever? Holy hell, I'd have loved to show this to some of the people that actually got this through that their struggle had been co-opted by ~liberals~

I don't get this.. is it commiserating over the fact that "Liberals" successfully outlawed slavery, allowed black people/women to vote etc.?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Not all stupid poo poo comes from conservative people.

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

piss explosion posted:

I don't get this.. is it commiserating over the fact that "Liberals" successfully outlawed slavery, allowed black people/women to vote etc.?

Nah, it's a idiot from the liberal camp who as a very poor understanding of history. Sorry. :/

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Clochette posted:

I miss the PYF tumblr social justice thread.

Just let it go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DHIqUkmj-o

Hornibrook Bridge
Feb 13, 2014

by XyloJW

Bullshit

Tumblr is a veritable goldmine of comedy. Why the gently caress shouldn't SA have a thread for it?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Hornibrook Bridge posted:

Bullshit

Tumblr is a veritable goldmine of comedy. Why the gently caress shouldn't SA have a thread for it?

Because the thread will inevitably start eating itself when SJW's, white knights, privilege, etc get brought up.

Edit: Although here's an older (locked) one to read if you need a fix. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3591785&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Tracula has a new favorite as of 14:06 on Mar 25, 2014

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Hornibrook Bridge posted:

Bullshit

Tumblr is a veritable goldmine of comedy. Why the gently caress shouldn't SA have a thread for it?

How about you go start one and find out

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

piss explosion posted:

I don't get this.. is it commiserating over the fact that "Liberals" successfully outlawed slavery, allowed black people/women to vote etc.?
It's from "Liberals" and the idiocy is the fact that they can at most claim the last three things on that list and those are, well. They aren't exactly crowning victories.

Liberals stealing credit from socialists and communists is nothing new in the US though.

Hornibrook Bridge posted:

Bullshit

Tumblr is a veritable goldmine of comedy. Why the gently caress shouldn't SA have a thread for it?
Because the mock threads are based on the fact we´re making fun of them for being more poo poo than us while the tumblr threads all inevitably proved that we weren't.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I am unsure of my age, so I will take this test. If only I knew what these two completely different items have to do with one another, and how they correlate with my birth date.

http://imgur.com/6HeH16C.jpg

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

You use tin foil to make an antenna for your staticky tv.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

You use tin foil to make an antenna for your staticky tv.

In fact, most people used to wrap foil around the rabbit ears because it would (sometimes) increase reception.

I'm guessing that's what it's going for, and Obligatory Handle isn't "of the right age" to rememeber, and thus fails the test.

Pedestrian Xing
Jul 19, 2007

Entropic posted:

Someone on my friends list commented on this: http://imgur.com/gallery/Wp7Om
This prompts the following screed:
http://i.imgur.com/CJ6NMJN.png
http://i.imgur.com/sqGxSho.png
http://i.imgur.com/3R2udSn.png
http://i.imgur.com/uCvZCXi.png
http://i.imgur.com/4CfLDx6.png
..from a friend of a friend who's long since gone from my friends list, but I see him on my friends' posts all the times because he does this kind of thing on anything even vaguely related to race.

You could say he's slightly obsessed.

Way late on this, but you might be interested to know that that list seems to have been originally posted on n*ggermania and chimpout and reblogged on white supremacist sites. I'd be interested to know where he got it from, personally.

E: phone posting :downs:

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Just had a "big pharma is keeping the cure for cancer from us" person. Jesus Christ. I just politely called them out on their bullshit and moved on, how the gently caress do people buy this garbage?

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Pedestrian Xing posted:

Way late on this, but you might be interested to know that that list seems to have been originally posted on n*ggermania and chimpout and reblogged on white supremacist sites. I'd be interested to know where he got it from, personally.

E: phone posting :downs:

Yeah, that would not surprise me at all. I don't know what triggered it but the guy went off the racist deep end years ago. And he has a kid. :(

Alpha1
Jun 20, 2010
A facebook acquaintance's completely unironic status:
"Wow I have never seen Adam Sandler deliver a performance like this before. Anyone seen PUNCH DRUNK LOVE?"

Last I heard he was interested in pursuing a career in filmmaking after college.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Alpha1 posted:

A facebook acquaintance's completely unironic status:
"Wow I have never seen Adam Sandler deliver a performance like this before. Anyone seen PUNCH DRUNK LOVE?"

Last I heard he was interested in pursuing a career in filmmaking after college.

Sandler is really good in that though.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Leon Einstein posted:

Sandler is really good in that though.

Yeah, Punch Drunk Love is actually a good movie, and Adam Sandler is good in it. Shocking, I know.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Alpha1 posted:

A facebook acquaintance's completely unironic status:
"Wow I have never seen Adam Sandler deliver a performance like this before. Anyone seen PUNCH DRUNK LOVE?"

Last I heard he was interested in pursuing a career in filmmaking after college.

Is the joke that he thinks Adam Sandler acted well in something? Because Punch Drunk Love is a legit good movie. (Well, I haven't seen it myself yet, but the director is one of my favorites and I've heard good things.)

Or is it that he was just unaware of this movie until now?

e: beaten by the same number of posters as characters played by Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Is the joke that he thinks Adam Sandler acted well in something? Because Punch Drunk Love is a legit good movie. (Well, I haven't seen it myself yet, but the director is one of my favorites and I've heard good things.)

Or is it that he was just unaware of this movie until now?

e: beaten by the same number of posters as characters played by Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill

Someone studying film should know about Punch Drunk Love.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Alpha1 posted:

A facebook acquaintance's completely unironic status:
"Wow I have never seen Adam Sandler deliver a performance like this before. Anyone seen PUNCH DRUNK LOVE?"

Last I heard he was interested in pursuing a career in filmmaking after college.

When you spend too much time on the Something Awful forums, it's easy to start hating everything and making fun of your friends for harmless, mundane things. You just have to try to find that balance, 'yknow? ;)

Alpha1
Jun 20, 2010
The joke is that I'm the idiot, apparently. In all fairness, one of his favorite bands is nickelback.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

- - -

Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Apr 2, 2014

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Someone just posted this with no context

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
After ignoring one very conservative uncle, I rarely get anything thread-worthy. But, some guy I vaguely remember from high school liked this. (from a public page)



I had to look at the comments to satisfy my morbid curiosity. I was so relieved to find that the vast majority were offended by the picture.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

ThatPazuzu posted:

Someone just posted this with no context

well liberals are basically always getting pwned so there's no need for context.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

ThatPazuzu posted:

Someone just posted this with no context

Well, I've seen a bunch of articles lately claming that Palin and Romney were right all along because they said Russia was the biggest threat to the US because they jerk off to the Reagan era because COMMIES! and Russia did a bad thing so they were brilliant visionaries and Obama is a naive stupid lib who's probably messed up on the weed.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

volts5000 posted:

After ignoring one very conservative uncle, I rarely get anything thread-worthy. But, some guy I vaguely remember from high school liked this. (from a public page)



I had to look at the comments to satisfy my morbid curiosity. I was so relieved to find that the vast majority were offended by the picture.

I can't remember if that was posted here or in the DnD pictures thread, but the story is that some people were putting this up on establishments that they didn't own.

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Take the internet away from white kids.

It's just middle-class people, man. People are always surprised when they see black anime fans and black video gamers and whatever....it's because they're middle class and have the ability to have dumb hobbies like anime and video games and making dumb facebook posts and don't have to run the crack game or whatever. Idle hands and all that jazz.

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Strudel Man posted:

Man, that's at least the second time this has happened in this thread recently. What do you even call it when white people decide that unremarkable posts by black people are actually making fun of black people?

My guess is that their feed is literally only white people, and they can't comprehend the concept of someone non-white being on the internet? It is super weird, I agree. No, W. Kamau Bell is not a white supremacist for calling Obama HNIC.

Race relations!



Yeah dude, that's exactly how it's gonna go down. :thumbsup:

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