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Bloom County I've got one of those faces that doesn't change much from morning to noon.  Julie Andrews is probably best known as Mary Poppins, though she did show her breasts in the film S.O.B.. Calvin And Hobbes  Low-hanging edit fruit.  Cheap Thrills Cuisine  Maintaining is in eternal reruns, and is surprisingly restrained with the hands today.  Making It  "Get a Job? Get a Tan? That is the eternal question at the heart of Making It, the comic strip by Keith Robinson. At one end of the scale is Normy, a beach bum who lives for lying on the sand, listening to the roar of the ocean. On the other is C.J. Silverwood, IV, MBA, a bottom-line businessman who lives for the stock market ticker. Between them are a half-dozen other characters who are torn between work and leisure. You will find yourself along that scale, too." And Maria's Day beats a dead horse of a joke. 
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Ema Nymton posted:And we're stuck with them because so many librarians are OK with lovely products and refuse to change. 
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tiistai posted:Fingerpori Spirit, rather than letter of the joke: "Uncle Allan, let's go catch bugs!"
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BooDoug187 fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 24, 2014 |
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I know I'm behind on this, but...Tiggum posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I mean, christ, I'm tied to the pharma industry and I couldn't tell you how many mg an aspirin is. God, gently caress this comic. Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 24, 2014 |
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician "I made sure you'd see through my disguise" then what was the point, you could have just called or something Hoover Dam posted:Spirit, rather than letter of the joke: "Uncle Allan, let's go catch bugs!" Yeah, that's the way to localize puns. Too bad it's less than intuitive for a non-native speaker.  Forgot to mention: setä is similar to uncle in that it can be used about non-relatives as well. Technically it means father's brother; mother's brother is eno, which is never used for non-relatives.
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I think I forgot to post Moomin yesterday. I blame the high concentration of Momma.  
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Oh hey, I forgot to Google_It
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Hoover Dam posted:Or just invert. All the grease would sop through at the bottom and it would be impossible to get it fully cooked in the center without burning the outside.
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Comics (March 6th 2007) La Cucaracha  Doonesbury  The Duplex  F-Minus  Non Sequitur  --- Eyebeam  It's All Right Chief Dharma 
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Wanamingo posted:All the grease would sop through at the bottom and it would be impossible to get it fully cooked in the center without burning the outside. Not quite sure what amazingly advanced grease-less technology the pizza cone employs, but it's apparently a thing: http://www.conepizza.com.my/. I'll bet they're using ulillillia's grease removal system.
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Some Guy TT posted:It's All Right Chief Dharma What's going on here, anyway? Did he get fined for crossing the street in a place without a pedestrian crossing?
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Yes. I couldn't think of a way to translate that into English directly that didn't sound horribly clunky. In Korean that penalty has a pretty distinct legalistic name. ...Oh wait, jaywalking! We call that jaywalking! I completely forgot because that sounds like a slang term, not an actual penalty. Also it's almost never enforced in the United States. Let me fix that.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Dilbert ScottAdams.jpg
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Tiggum posted:Previous evidence puts her in at least her fifties: http://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2012/11/27 and http://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2012/09/30
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician Something about Tomorrow: HOW cracked me up. It's like even the artist is bewildered.
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Hog Butcher posted:Something about Tomorrow: HOW cracked me up. It's like even the artist is bewildered. 
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I really love how terse everyone is in these Mandrake stories. poo poo actually gets done when everyone speaks in two word sentences. Also, Oswald, called Clay Camel - called Police Commissioner!
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Some Guy TT posted:Comics (March 6th 2007) JESUS! loving! CHRIST!
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
I like to think they are just "Current Movie Quote" and "Inside Joke" out loud, making his dad think they are talking in code but really they just want him to leave.
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Mark Trail Quincy  Buz Sawyer 
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Mark Trail So Jack Elrod was hiding evidence in his own personal dresser. The plot thickens.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Buz Sawyer It's wherefore, drat it! They are two completely different words, and they don't mean anything close to the same thing. When you ask 'wherefore' something is, it means the same thing as 'what for!' You're asking WHY. Stupid cartoon bird.
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RandomFerret posted:It's wherefore, drat it! They are two completely different words, and they don't mean anything close to the same thing. When you ask 'wherefore' something is, it means the same thing as 'what for!' You're asking WHY. And yet it's still a better version than Pibgorn.
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Cricken_Nigfops posted:Cul-de-sac cheers for success! Petey's face in the third panel made me go "aww."  Luann  Luann wants to watch porn at her birthday party. Apartment 3-G  And that's how they got their beautiful stuffed baby deer head over the mantle. Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man 
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There we go, thought something was wrong with that.
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man It's always great when people in comics can make precise observations and speak full, long sentences during split second action scenes.
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann The best part is that you only have to be 17 to get into a rated R movie by yourself, so there's really no other way to interpret "adult movies."
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Gil Why would you admit it, Gil? Retail  Grumbel's cyber security consists of ROT-13 encryption. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  What a great opportunity to take Bleeker apart and see what makes him tick!  Dustin  And here I expected the political cartoonist to go for the Obama jab instead. On the Fastrack  Don't worry Guy. The longer you date her the more normal the crazy gets until it doesn't even faze you when she wants to buy an iron maiden for the bedroom. Safe Havens  Samantha conducts experiments on herself, her friends, and her menagerie of pets on a regular basis so I don't know why this is such a shock.
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Juliet Jones  Phantom Classic  I don't know, Phantom, Hog is already a pretty lovely name. Radio Patrol  Rip Kirby  Big Ben Bolt 
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club A year later Ed died from liver cirrohsis brought on by decades of excessive drinking. Good riddance.
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Evil Mastermind posted:The tip-off was that a doctor's handwriting is illegible to everyone but the pharmacist? Not the fact that it's the Year Of Our Lord 2014 and doctors don't write out prescriptions on piece of paper for you anymore to hand to the pharmacist? Zereth posted:Even more previous evidence puts her at somewhere north of one hundred and ten. She was in her 20s during the 1920s. Midnight Moth posted:On the Fastrack Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth Funky Winkerbean  To prove that comics aren't just for boys she's telling a story about how she used to play video games? The Pajama Diaries 
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Tiggum posted:How do you get your prescriptions? Because that's exactly what happened the last time I needed one. When I get medications for my children I just show their KELA cards (national health insurance card) to the apothecary clerk and their prescriptions are stored online in a global database that they can access with their social security number.
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Tiggum posted:Does she have half her face covered in piercings making up that picture? I don't get it. quote:It's a good thing I can't draw or I'd feel compelled to edit this to have his pants down. I know it's going to turn out that he's been communicating with a drug dealer or something, but honestly, who could possibly look at this strip and think of anything other than porn?
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