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Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

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TEAM-MATE
Yes, "World Series". This is a politically loaded map. Only Americans can call their regional contest "World Series". Wikipedia:

quote:

The World Series is the annual championship series of North American-based Major League Baseball (MLB)

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ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011

That should be three for Canada!

The Expos would have won in 1994-95! :argh:



I miss them. :sigh::hf::quebec:

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



This is the saddest map. It feels like the US is playing only with itself, with Canada occasionally coming over because of pity :(

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Is India still dominating Cricket? Is there a similar map for the Cricket "world championship/series/cup/etc."?

ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011

Torrannor posted:

Is India still dominating Cricket? Is there a similar map for the Cricket "world championship/series/cup/etc."?

One-Day International World Cup


The West Indies have as many victories as India. Huh.


Twenty20 World
One for each of IND, PAK, ENG and West Indies

And then there's a Champions's trophy I know not how it works, and a Cricket World League without top teams.

Test cricket is the top flight for national teams, and it works more on a continuous basis rather than a World Cup.




Is there anything about this sport that isn't complicated as all hell?

ecureuilmatrix fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Mar 24, 2014

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Emanuel Collective posted:

If the WBC didn't use pro players, you'd have the same problem that olympic baseball had: most nations outside of the Americas and East Asia could barely field a team. The WBC is already pretty hilarious in that just about every European team relies on American players with Italian or Spanish heritage. The Israeli team is just made up of American jews.

So its pretty much like International Cricket outside of like the top 12-13 nations then?



This is a map of members of the International Cricket Council. The "full members" are the major nations; they play in all the big competitions and are allowed to play test matches, which is the most prestigious type. The Associates and Affiliates (the former apparently have a bigger grass-roots than the latter; they pretty much mean the same thing) are everyone else, and they ar pretty much powerless. Outside of the next few (Ireland, Afghanistan, Nepal, Scotland, and to some extent the Netherlands) most nations field expats from England, Australia and the Indian subcontinent with maybe one local player at most. The map is now a little out of date (the Full Members haven't changed; Afghanistan is now an Associate) but it shows how most "international" sports are sometimes a bit patchy under the surface... I could rant all day about how awful the ICC and the Indian cricket board is though, but here's not really the place!

Basil Hayden
Oct 9, 2012

1921!
My favorite part of international cricket is that the first official international match in history, played in 1844 (some 33 years before the first Test match), was a US-Canada matchup.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Basil Hayden posted:

My favorite part of international cricket is that the first official international match in history, played in 1844 (some 33 years before the first Test match), was a US-Canada matchup.

They've started to play each other annually in a 2/3 day game commemorating that game; which is really nice to see because most teams at that level don't play any multi-day cricket so its nice to see the best form of the game being played outside of test nations!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I should make one that's Rugby Olympic Gold Medals
USA - 1
Everyone Else - 0

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.


:911:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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poo poo Kazakhstan, get it together.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

I see Alaska's seceded.

Darth Various
Oct 23, 2010

Map of countries that actually get snow in winter winners of the Ice Hockey World Championships.



Green: Countries that have won the Ice Hockey World Championships 1 time
Blue: Countries that have won the Ice Hockey World Championships 2 times or more :911:
Yellow: Countries that have won the Ice Hockey World Championships 5 times or more :sweden:
Red: Countries that have won the Ice Hockey World Championships 10 times or more
Purple: Countries that have won the Ice Hockey World Championships 20 times or more :canada: :ussr:

Source

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Mr. Belpit posted:

I see Alaska's seceded.

Hawaii missing entirely.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Try and find a pattern from this sporting event map:

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


Nations with at least one vowel in their name have a color; otherwise, they can still have a color or not. :colbert:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!


What do you suppose was the question mark on the coast of Somalia? My guess is aliens.

euclidian88
Aug 3, 2013

DrSunshine posted:



What do you suppose was the question mark on the coast of Somalia? My guess is aliens.


I guess the same as the 3 question marks around Malaysia/Indonesia.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

DrSunshine posted:



What do you suppose was the question mark on the coast of Somalia? My guess is aliens.

Alexander "The Great"

Like the mapmaker's trying to say he wasn't so special. Alexander the Mediocre, huh folks?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Ammat The Ankh posted:

Alexander "The Great"

Like the mapmaker's trying to say he wasn't so special. Alexander the Mediocre, huh folks?

Greatest general in history, smashed the Persians, built an empire from Albania to Pakistan at a speed that would make Paradox blush, the Battle of loving Gaugamela, nothing special about that guy. Alexander the So-So. Alexander the Pretty Good. Alexander the Adequate.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

euclidian88 posted:

I guess the same as the 3 question marks around Malaysia/Indonesia.

Might be: we know there were people here, but we don't know who they were.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Mister Adequate posted:

Greatest general in history, smashed the Persians, built an empire from Albania to Pakistan at a speed that would make Paradox blush, the Battle of loving Gaugamela, nothing special about that guy. Alexander the So-So. Alexander the Pretty Good. Alexander the Adequate.

Well, he was also something of a madman who thought he was a god. So the quotes might be justified.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Genghis Khan built an empire even bigger than Alex's and it didn't even fall apart after his death. Why doesn't he get "The Great" too?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

DrSunshine posted:

Genghis Khan built an empire even bigger than Alex's and it didn't even fall apart after his death. Why doesn't he get "The Great" too?

Because Alexander the Great never lost a battle.

Panas
Nov 1, 2009

computer parts posted:

Because Alexander the Great never lost a battle.

Frederick the Great lost more than a few battles. I don't think that's the main requirement.

Also didn't they call Genghis the Khan of Khans? On wikipedia they call him the Great Khan. So I guess he has "Great" in his name too.

Crazy Joe Wilson
Jul 4, 2007

Justifiably Mad!

DrSunshine posted:

Genghis Khan built an empire even bigger than Alex's and it didn't even fall apart after his death. Why doesn't he get "The Great" too?

Mongolia has a national holiday for him every year, does that count?

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
"Genghis Khan" is a pretty self aggrandizing title too, I thought? His real name was Temujin.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Koramei posted:

"Genghis Khan" is a pretty self aggrandizing title too, I thought? His real name was Temujin.

Well yeah but so's Joseph "Directed by Zach Snyder" Stalin.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

computer parts posted:

Well yeah but so's Joseph "Directed by Zach Snyder" Stalin.

Stalin's not a title, its a pseudonym. Genghis Khan is a title awarded to Temujin upon his unification of all the people living in modern Mongolia, the two aren't remotely comparable.


Also I'm going to be controversial and say Alexander didn't build an empire, he just destroyed one. Like don't get me wrong hijacking the Persian state was a mighty accomplishment but he and his successors broke a lot more than they fixed.



edit: Achaemenid Empire at its height aproximately 494 BC

Squalid fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 25, 2014

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

Koramei posted:

"Genghis Khan" is a pretty self aggrandizing title too, I thought? His real name was Temujin.

Genghis Khan was Mongolian for "Universal Ruler." I don't think any of his successors even tried to lay claim to the title, since I've only heard to them referred to as "Name Khan", like Ogodei Khan, Khubilai Khan, etc.

There's no objective for standard for being called "The Great" except what people call you after you're dead. Gnaeus Pompey demanded everyone call him "The Great" after he purged the mediterranean of pirates, but it didn't last past his death. For my money, "The Great" isn't so enormous an honor as having your name itself being associated with excellence. Names like Napoleon, Caesar, or Hannibal can't ever be used without invoking the reputation of their most famous bearer.

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

Mr. Belpit posted:

I see Alaska's seceded.

If you think about it, Alaska (and Hawaii) has never participated in the Super Bowl.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Mu Cow posted:

If you think about it, Alaska (and Hawaii) has never participated in the Super Bowl.

Most Pro Bowl appearances, though.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DrSunshine posted:

Genghis Khan built an empire even bigger than Alex's and it didn't even fall apart after his death. Why doesn't he get "The Great" too?

Because when your impact on history is a road of dead from the Yellow Sea to the Don and from Siberia to the Persian gulf, great is just too constraining of a title.

esquilax
Jan 3, 2003

TheBalor posted:

Genghis Khan was Mongolian for "Universal Ruler." I don't think any of his successors even tried to lay claim to the title, since I've only heard to them referred to as "Name Khan", like Ogodei Khan, Khubilai Khan, etc.

There's no objective for standard for being called "The Great" except what people call you after you're dead. Gnaeus Pompey demanded everyone call him "The Great" after he purged the mediterranean of pirates, but it didn't last past his death. For my money, "The Great" isn't so enormous an honor as having your name itself being associated with excellence. Names like Napoleon, Caesar, or Hannibal can't ever be used without invoking the reputation of their most famous bearer.

I wouldn't say it didn't last, Pompey is still commonly called Pompey Magnus. He really lucked out on the cognomen front, considering others were walking around with hereditary nicknames like "the Stupid" (Brutus)

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

esquilax posted:

I wouldn't say it didn't last, Pompey is still commonly called Pompey Magnus. He really lucked out on the cognomen front, considering others were walking around with hereditary nicknames like "the Stupid" (Brutus)

One day Nimrod Hyman will conquer us all and then who'll be laughing?

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Squalid posted:

Stalin's not a title, its a pseudonym. Genghis Khan is a title awarded to Temujin upon his unification of all the people living in modern Mongolia, the two aren't remotely comparable.


Also I'm going to be controversial and say Alexander didn't build an empire, he just destroyed one. Like don't get me wrong hijacking the Persian state was a mighty accomplishment but he and his successors broke a lot more than they fixed.



edit: Achaemenid Empire at its height aproximately 494 BC
You can argue that point with many empires. Most empires took over territories that previously were empires themselves or were kingdoms.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

TheBalor posted:

Genghis Khan was Mongolian for "Universal Ruler."

Way more boss then "Great".

chairface posted:

One day Nimrod Hyman will conquer us all and then who'll be laughing?

Hyman, probably.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

TheBalor posted:

Genghis Khan was Mongolian for "Universal Ruler."

Was it really? Wikipedia disagrees, and the name could mean "iron", and mean that he was a blacksmith or that he was named after a famous warrior who had "Iron" as a nickname.

Edit: Iron Ruler is pretty boss name, but I think that the best ruler name is The First Emperor.

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Mar 25, 2014

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
We should probably just append "the Butcher" to every military ruler, and most non military rulers so that their virtues always come second to their crimes.

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duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Try and find a pattern from this sporting event map:



Rugby Union

edit: says it on the map, didn't notice that, thought it was an actual question

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