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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:41 |
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Oh yeah I do remember now sorry lads. My fave Owen moment was when he was clear on goal at elland road and tore his hammy and cried
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:43 |
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blue footed boobie posted:"shook the world in my day" holy gently caress that's one of the most asinine things i've ever read. It's like something a movie bad guy would say. It makes me shake with rage op.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:44 |
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My favourite Owen moment was when he bought a horse and I thought he'd hosed off but no....he had to try commentating
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:44 |
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lol I love this.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:48 |
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Alex_R posted:My favourite Owen moment was when he bought a horse and I thought he'd hosed off but no....he had to try commentating Actually that's the worst. Here's a pic of tiny Diego at Mexico '86 (best Pannini album)
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 14:49 |
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As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work" "To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game." Is now tied with "I believe human beings and Fish can coexist peacefully" with stupidest loving thing I've ever heard. That last one is courtesy of G.W.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:04 |
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Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfVlPOc1jo
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:04 |
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poo poo Poster 2000 posted:Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one. You referring to the cheerleaders at a futsal game? Nice goal, though.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:10 |
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Soulex posted:As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work" “What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on.” “It’s a good run but it’s a poor run, if you know what I mean?” “It’s a nightmare for strikers when defences push up. You’ve got to go with them or you’re offside.” “Wenger will be quite happy that Arsenal haven’t conceded”. Yep, probably. With Liverpool launching a counter-attack against Arsenal: “They’re outswarming them!”. “Pellegrini will speak to them and City will come out with a fresh set of impetus.” “That’s simple as…simple”. “To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game”. You have to believe your own eyes, don’t you?” After Chelsea scored their sixth goal against Arsenal: “This is turning into a rout.” “That would’ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.” “You need people who score goals. That’s how you win games”.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:11 |
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poo poo Poster 2000 posted:Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJlclRvams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEhAwCxANtw You cray
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:13 |
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:17 |
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His mustache is worse than any of those quotes.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:21 |
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#4 should be #1
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:25 |
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Owen commentating on his own goals... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5ALVaQlL0&t=18s
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:29 |
This is brilliant.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:37 |
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Do celebrations count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeDQh6MQ8_E&t=14s
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:39 |
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Soulex posted:As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work" "He really earned his corn there" - Clarke Carlisle
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:42 |
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Heskie posted:Owen commentating on his own goals... Leon Knight does it better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Qv_p0ILWc
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfvuwieuTxk
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:22 |
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if ever there came a time for a reverse 9/11 where buildings launch out of the ground into aircraft, now is the day
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:25 |
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Well if there's anybody that's going to get you excited about a helicopter tour over a city like dubai it's definitely Michael "monotone" Owen. Welcome on board.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:34 |
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Thats great lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:37 |
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The best Michael Owen clip is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:40 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:The best Michael Owen clip is this one If that kid wasn't there Big Nev would've battered the gently caress out of him. (should've done it anyway)
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 17:00 |
TheBigAristotle posted:The best Michael Owen clip is this one Well done he's 13. Lmao I love Neville Southall so much.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 17:13 |
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Does anyone have that video compilation of Futsal in some nordic country (Iceland maybe) and it's just nonstop fist fights?
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 17:18 |
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None of those Owen quotes match the majesty that was Ron AtkinsonBig Ron posted:'If you score against the Italians you deserve a goal' And of course there is his most famous quote...
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:12 |
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vaginal culture posted:Does anyone have that video compilation of Futsal in some nordic country (Iceland maybe) and it's just nonstop fist fights? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5zLmn8D0E&t=15s
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:21 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:The best Michael Owen clip is this one Wonder where that kid is today
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:46 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:The best Michael Owen clip is this one Lmao I had never seen this before, Owen is such a oval office
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:57 |
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ayb posted:Wonder where that kid is today Does he not look like that "coppercab" guy? or is it just me? Hegay posted:Lmao I had never seen this before, Owen is such a oval office Hard not to cringe at the fact this little prick ended up where he did.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:03 |
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hoooooooly poo poo owen is a right bawbag.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:15 |
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ayb posted:Wonder where that kid is today Managing United, I believe
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 20:45 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:The best Michael Owen clip is this one I can't believe this is Owen's own video, and he saw no problem with coming across like an absolute bellend The whole thing looks horrendous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM2_PgO72JA&t=36s
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:01 |
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Dissecting Dempsey
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:07 |
Real Name Grover posted:
Watching football like a Brazilian lmao
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:10 |
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Real Name Grover posted:
Neymar metioned in the same breath of those three, one of them only there on (granted, two seasons) of form
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:44 |
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Heskie posted:He says things like this
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:51 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:The other guy in this conversation is a bigger oval office than Owen He really is.
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# ? Mar 25, 2014 21:52 |