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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Oh yeah I do remember now sorry lads. My fave Owen moment was when he was clear on goal at elland road and tore his hammy and cried
:toot:

Heskie
Aug 10, 2002

blue footed boobie posted:

"shook the world in my day" holy gently caress that's one of the most asinine things i've ever read. It's like something a movie bad guy would say.

It makes me shake with rage op.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
My favourite Owen moment was when he bought a horse and I thought he'd hosed off but no....he had to try commentating

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


lol I love this.

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Alex_R posted:

My favourite Owen moment was when he bought a horse and I thought he'd hosed off but no....he had to try commentating

Actually that's the worst. Here's a pic of tiny Diego at Mexico '86 (best Pannini album)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work"

"To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game." Is now tied with "I believe human beings and Fish can coexist peacefully" with stupidest loving thing I've ever heard. That last one is courtesy of G.W.

Shit Poster 2000
Mar 12, 2014

"See over there son? That's where me an' yer faither use tae hae season tickets, right there where the cauld meat an' pastas are"
Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfVlPOc1jo

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

poo poo Poster 2000 posted:

Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one.

You referring to the cheerleaders at a futsal game?

Nice goal, though.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Soulex posted:

As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work"

"To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game." Is now tied with "I believe human beings and Fish can coexist peacefully" with stupidest loving thing I've ever heard. That last one is courtesy of G.W.

“What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on.”
“It’s a good run but it’s a poor run, if you know what I mean?”
“It’s a nightmare for strikers when defences push up. You’ve got to go with them or you’re offside.”
“Wenger will be quite happy that Arsenal haven’t conceded”. Yep, probably.
With Liverpool launching a counter-attack against Arsenal: “They’re outswarming them!”.
“Pellegrini will speak to them and City will come out with a fresh set of impetus.”
“That’s simple as…simple”.
“To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game”.
You have to believe your own eyes, don’t you?”
After Chelsea scored their sixth goal against Arsenal: “This is turning into a rout.”
“That would’ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.”
“You need people who score goals. That’s how you win games”.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

poo poo Poster 2000 posted:

Had to watch this about 4 or 5 times before I could believe this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfVlPOc1jo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJlclRvams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEhAwCxANtw

You cray

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

His mustache is worse than any of those quotes.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

#4 should be #1

Heskie
Aug 10, 2002
Owen commentating on his own goals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5ALVaQlL0&t=18s

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

This is brilliant.

Shit Poster 2000
Mar 12, 2014

"See over there son? That's where me an' yer faither use tae hae season tickets, right there where the cauld meat an' pastas are"
Do celebrations count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeDQh6MQ8_E&t=14s

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Soulex posted:

As someone who doesn't have to listen to Owen I decided to look up some of his "best work"

"To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game." Is now tied with "I believe human beings and Fish can coexist peacefully" with stupidest loving thing I've ever heard. That last one is courtesy of G.W.

"He really earned his corn there" - Clarke Carlisle

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Leon Knight does it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Qv_p0ILWc

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfvuwieuTxk

:gonk:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

if ever there came a time for a reverse 9/11 where buildings launch out of the ground into aircraft, now is the day

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Well if there's anybody that's going to get you excited about a helicopter tour over a city like dubai it's definitely Michael "monotone" Owen. Welcome on board.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Thats great lol

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
The best Michael Owen clip is this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

If that kid wasn't there Big Nev would've battered the gently caress out of him.
(should've done it anyway)

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Well done he's 13. Lmao I love Neville Southall so much.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Does anyone have that video compilation of Futsal in some nordic country (Iceland maybe) and it's just nonstop fist fights?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
None of those Owen quotes match the majesty that was Ron Atkinson

Big Ron posted:

'If you score against the Italians you deserve a goal'

'He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces'

'Liverpool will think ‘we could have won this 2-2.‘'

'You don't want to be giving away free kicks in the penalty area'

'The ball goes down the keeper's throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least'

'He had acres of time there'

'That’s not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand'

'He could have done a lot better there, but full marks to the lad.'

"The keeper should have saved that one but he did"

“The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.”

'They've certainly grown, the Japanese. I mean grown in stature, playing-wise.'

"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus"

"The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I'm not sure they can be trusted"

“There’ll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.”

“In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg. But leukemia is worse still. Probably.”

“The substitute is about to come on – he’s a player who was left out of the starting line-up today. There were others as well.”

“The ref was vertically 15 yards away. He has a moustache.”

“I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time. And not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.”

“The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it or draw it even.”

“I know what is around the corner. I just don’t know where the corner is.”

“Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose. It’s up to them, the tide is in their court now.”

And of course there is his most famous quote...

Shit Poster 2000
Mar 12, 2014

"See over there son? That's where me an' yer faither use tae hae season tickets, right there where the cauld meat an' pastas are"

vaginal culture posted:

Does anyone have that video compilation of Futsal in some nordic country (Iceland maybe) and it's just nonstop fist fights?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5zLmn8D0E&t=15s

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Wonder where that kid is today

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


Lmao I had never seen this before, Owen is such a oval office

Shit Poster 2000
Mar 12, 2014

"See over there son? That's where me an' yer faither use tae hae season tickets, right there where the cauld meat an' pastas are"

ayb posted:

Wonder where that kid is today

Does he not look like that "coppercab" guy? or is it just me?


Hegay posted:

Lmao I had never seen this before, Owen is such a oval office

Hard not to cringe at the fact this little prick ended up where he did.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
hoooooooly poo poo owen is a right bawbag.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

ayb posted:

Wonder where that kid is today

Managing United, I believe

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

I can't believe this is Owen's own video, and he saw no problem with coming across like an absolute bellend

The whole thing looks horrendous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM2_PgO72JA&t=36s

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches


Dissecting Dempsey

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Real Name Grover posted:



Dissecting Dempsey

Watching football like a Brazilian lmao

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Real Name Grover posted:



Dissecting Dempsey

Neymar metioned in the same breath of those three, one of them only there on (granted, two seasons) of form

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Heskie posted:

He says things like this


The other guy in this conversation is a bigger oval office than Owen

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

St Evan Echoes posted:

The other guy in this conversation is a bigger oval office than Owen

He really is.

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