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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

double sulk posted:

https://gist.github.com/munificent/9749671

you'll know it when you see it

IDE evangelists are the worst

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double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

AlsoD posted:

IDE evangelists are the worst

the real funny has nothing to do with the checklist :ssh:

# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:20

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

double sulk posted:

the real funny has nothing to do with the checklist

my use of the word "evangelist" was not a coincidence :ssh:

funny computer

# ? Mar 25, 2014 15:29

Malcolm XML: Aug 8, 2009; I always knew it would end like ｔｈｉｓ．

~Coxy posted:

maybe try telling us what's so bad about it

everything

entity framework is garbage piss trash for idiots

# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:31

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

code:

String names = "SELECT " +
    			  		"(SELECT count(*) " +
    			  		"FROM (select showname, opendate from show) as showInfo) - " +
    			  		
    			  		"(SELECT count(*) "+
    			  		"FROM (SELECT DISTINCT showname, opendate from attendance WHERE dogid IN " +
    			  							"(select dogid from dog where kennelname = ?)) as attendedByKennel) " +
    			  		
    			  		"as Difference"; 
    	  
    	  kennelElig = conn.prepareStatement(names);
    	  kennelElig.setString(1, kennel);

    	  results = kennelElig.executeQuery();

    	  results.next();
    	  int difference = results.getInt(1);

    	  if (difference == 0) kennelStatus = " (Eligible for Service Awawrd)";
    	  else kennelStatus = " (NOT eligible for Service Award)";

# ? Mar 25, 2014 16:37

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

pictured: me creating alrge amount of xml using java

# ? Mar 25, 2014 17:49

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Valeyard posted:

pictured: me creating alrge amount of xml using java

welp, time for a new thread

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:02

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

okay seriously why didy ou do it like that there's gotta be a reason

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:10

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

coffeetable posted:

okay seriously why didy ou do it like that there's gotta be a reason

it's the simplest solution :v:

none of your ivory tower circle-jerk libraries over here

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:14

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

coffeetable posted:

okay seriously why didy ou do it like that there's gotta be a reason

i was taking olympic medal data and putting it into a tree strcuture and i was really short on time. this seemed like it owuld be faster than looking for whatever python libraries im sure exist for doing this

it actually wasnt as quick as i hoped because it took forever trying to keep the strings properly indented

also you can see at the bottom i print out it all out to the console and then I would manually copy over thousands of lines for each continent, so it wasn't even fully automated

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 25, 2014

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:20

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

you've never used python

not every programming language is a loving javascript shitshow disaster

python is exactly a loving javascript shitshow disaster, just with different syntax

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:23

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

Valeyard posted:

pictured: me creating alrge amount of xml using java

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:30

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Valeyard posted:

pictured: me creating alrge amount of xml using java

intern.png

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:31

ProSlayer: Aug 11, 2008; Hi friend

Valeyard posted:

pictured: me creating alrge amount of xml using java

you could at least use a string array jesus christ

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:33

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

ugh DRYing up your code!!! in all situations no matter what is so annoying

2 functions that do 1 similar thing but are clearer and easier to understand and written more quickly are terrible because it will add extra lines to the code!

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:36

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

the blinding whiteness of an unconfigured IDE

used only by olds, interns, and contractors

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:46

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Shaggar posted:

intern.png

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:50

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

MeruFM posted:

the blinding whiteness of an unconfigured IDE

used only by olds, interns, and contractors

ive tried setting eclipse up with a nice black sublimeesque theme but it randomly left out parts and looked really bad and i gave up

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:51

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

Valeyard posted:

ive tried setting eclipse up with a nice black sublimeesque theme but it randomly left out parts and looked really bad and i gave up

https://marketplace.eclipse.org/content/eclipse-moonrise-ui-theme

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:53

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

are sublime's vi mappings good enough that i could try it out without hating it yet

# ? Mar 25, 2014 18:53

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

MeruFM posted:

https://marketplace.eclipse.org/content/eclipse-moonrise-ui-theme

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:00

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

digging the black-on-dark grey. so readable

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:01

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

yeah you cant theme eclipse very well. that's the biggest problem w/ it

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:02

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Valeyard posted:

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:04

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Valeyard posted:

lol

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:05

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

yeah that looks pretty terrible on windows

maybe just theme the editor part then

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:05

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

yeah exactly, ill stick with my boring blinding white theme thank you very much

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power botton: Nov 2, 2011

why arent you solarized or base16d

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:07

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

spacegrey supremacy

e: i forgot it goes by base16

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:13

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

why arent you using intellij? its like eclipse but better

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:34

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

power botton posted:

why arent you solarized or base16d

never heard of it till now but cool

FamDav posted:

why arent you using intellij? its like eclipse but better

i didnt realise (till right now) there was a free version of intellij

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Valeyard posted:

i was taking olympic medal data and putting it into a tree strcuture and i was really short on time. this seemed like it owuld be faster than looking for whatever python libraries im sure exist for doing this

it actually wasnt as quick as i hoped because it took forever trying to keep the strings properly indented

also you can see at the bottom i print out it all out to the console and then I would manually copy over thousands of lines for each continent, so it wasn't even fully automated

you mean like python's built-in xml and json representation?

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:43

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

you mean like python's built-in xml and json representation?

that sounds exactly right, i guess i didnt even need to seek out libraries

it got the job done anyway https://www.dropbox.com/s/61g5a63lh07x5ou/test3.xml

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:49

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

FamDav posted:

why arent you using intellij? its like eclipse but better

I tried using intellij and everything is off. its annoying. and there isn't a good color scheme for it.

I just want eclipse to look like vs 2012 dark theme

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:49

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Werthog 95 posted:

are sublime's vi mappings good enough that i could try it out without hating it yet

i think so, yes

# ? Mar 25, 2014 19:53

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

oh good we're talking about ide colors again

reminder black text on white background is still the most readable and least damaging

blue/yellow combos also work well

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

I don't believe that for a sec.

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GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

damaging to what, ur lcd or ur eyes

# ? Mar 25, 2014 20:02

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

go ignore the research i posted on the subject last time you started proselytizing about vs2012 dark

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

I don't remember any research. sounds like something for print that people incorrectly try to apply to lcds

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