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PT6A posted:My god, it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote! drat longhairs never learn.
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If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad, kale.
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Mar 25, 2014 00:36
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jscolon2.0 posted:If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad, kale. What if one of us has been good and the other bad?
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Mar 25, 2014 00:57
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Justin Godscock posted:What if one of us has been good and the other bad? Kale pizza.
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Mar 25, 2014 02:07
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MondayHotDog posted:Kale pizza.
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Mar 25, 2014 02:07
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MondayHotDog posted:Kale pizza. He's history's greatest monster. 
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Mar 25, 2014 03:54
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Captain Foxy posted:drat longhairs never learn. She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger! 
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Mar 25, 2014 04:06
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IMJack posted:She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger!  You don't win friends with salad!
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Mar 25, 2014 04:31
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IMJack posted:She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger! It was your mother's job to name you and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking.
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Mar 25, 2014 05:06
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Captain Foxy posted:It was your mother's job to name you and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking. Paddling the school canoe without permission? You best believe that's a paddlin' 
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Mar 25, 2014 05:33
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Huh...look's like Writer Cath's not to blame. It's a good thing, too; because it's spanking season. And I got a hankerin', for some spankerin'!
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Mar 25, 2014 05:39
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DrBouvenstein posted:Huh...look's like Writer Cath's not to blame. Park your keister, meister!
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Mar 25, 2014 05:41
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IMJack posted:She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger! The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants.
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Mar 25, 2014 05:59
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PT6A posted:My god, it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote! It smells like the art teacher's office.
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Mar 25, 2014 06:06
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Jerusalem posted:The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants. I bought these shoes from a hobo.
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Mar 25, 2014 06:14
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TMMadman posted:I bought these shoes from a hobo. I brought this wall from home! 
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Mar 25, 2014 06:27
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Jerusalem posted:I brought this wall from home! Er, ah, that could be any mayor!
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Mar 25, 2014 07:08
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TMMadman posted:I bought these shoes from a hobo. I stole this accordion from a blind monkey, but you disgust me!
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Mar 25, 2014 07:26
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HellOnEarth posted:Er, ah, that could be any mayor! President Eisenhower's 60th birthday. Not pictured: Mrs Eisenhower
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Mar 25, 2014 08:12
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Skeesix posted:President Eisenhower's 60th birthday. Let's. get. Biz-zay!
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Mar 25, 2014 08:23
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Skeesix posted:President Eisenhower's 60th birthday. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered this advice: "Double your pleasure with a bath...together!"
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Mar 25, 2014 09:50
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered this advice: "Double your pleasure with a bath...together!"  .....kids.....? ....kids!
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Mar 25, 2014 10:26
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IMJack posted:I stole this accordion from a blind monkey, but you disgust me! The other day I was so desperate for a beer that I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
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Mar 25, 2014 12:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:Huh...look's like Writer Cath's not to blame. My wrist sounds like a cement mixer.
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Jerusalem posted:
Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from!
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Mar 25, 2014 14:03
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from! By the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. 
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Mar 25, 2014 14:50
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from! LOCUST FART HELL, please report to the Principal's office for head-lice inspection!
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Mar 25, 2014 15:01
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TMMadman posted:LOCUST FART HELL, please report to the Principal's office for head-lice inspection! All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig! Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.
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Mar 25, 2014 15:24
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Drink-Mix Man posted:All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig! Gonna dig me a hole (Gonna dig me a hole) Gonna throw a nerd in it (Gonna throw a nerd in it)
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Mar 25, 2014 15:59
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Jerusalem posted:Let's. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is a goon who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
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Mar 25, 2014 16:05
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Captain Foxy posted:He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is a goon who gets "biz-zay!" One, CaptainFoxy needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever CaptainFoxy's not being quoted, all the other goons should be asking "Where's CaptainFoxy"? Three...
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Mar 25, 2014 16:18
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Drink-Mix Man posted:All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig! 
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TMMadman posted:One, CaptainFoxy needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever CaptainFoxy's not being quoted, all the other goons should be asking "Where's CaptainFoxy"? Three... One, where's the fife. Two, gimme the fife.
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Mar 25, 2014 16:23
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IMJack posted:One, where's the fife. Two, gimme the fife. Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it. Secondly, I have not always been known as Captain Foxy. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate, and the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria.
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Captain Foxy posted:Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it. Secondly, I have not always been known as Captain Foxy. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate, and the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria. A pirate! Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's!
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HellOnEarth posted:Er, ah, that could be any mayor! Captain Foxy posted:Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it. Secondly, I have not always been known as Captain Foxy. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate, and the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria. 
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Mar 25, 2014 20:09
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Writer Cath posted:My wrist sounds like a cement mixer. 
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Hogburto posted:I believe it was a boaking accident. Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're going to take my thumbs!
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Mar 25, 2014 20:48
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're going to take my thumbs! CharlieFoxtrot, what were your gambling losses last year?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in the hole! They're going to take my thumbs! Sure, CharlieFoxtrot, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.
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