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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Master Twig posted:

Clearly he beat the Eagles. As an Eagles fan I can sympathize with the kid. Tom Brady took away their best chance at a superbowl win in the last decade.

No, that was McNabb.

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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
He lives!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

Alternatively: Jesus Christ, Deer Herder

kinmik has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Mar 26, 2014

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Foam is so last decade, they put gel in anime boobie mousepads now





...and sometimes the opposite!

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

KoRMaK posted:

I meant foam used in this application:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFw2qjaRso

Here's my schadenfreude: having new people watch that video :unsmigghh: Long live Goontube.

God drat it.

God drat it.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I swear to god, she is the most obnoxious hearing-impaired person I have ever seen.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I've seen the horrors of the internet, watched Schindler's List, and seen actual bodies lying dead in the street.

None of that has produced feelings of existential dread anywhere close to what I get after watching that godforsaken foam video.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...
Are you actually watching the whole thing? I thought it was like getting rickrolled, you watch enough to see "Oh, it's annoying crap" and turn it off?

Either I've never seen past the first 30 seconds, or it's bad enough to induce memory loss.

The Earl of ToeJam
Jan 22, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

I meant foam used in this application:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFw2qjaRso

Here's my schadenfreude: having new people watch that video :unsmigghh: Long live Goontube.

This is probably my favorite video on the Internet. It's horrific.

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Are you actually watching the whole thing? I thought it was like getting rickrolled, you watch enough to see "Oh, it's annoying crap" and turn it off?

Either I've never seen past the first 30 seconds, or it's bad enough to induce memory loss.

Take the plunge.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Well, time to drag this one out as a palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veaT9Kk3jN0

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Are you actually watching the whole thing? I thought it was like getting rickrolled, you watch enough to see "Oh, it's annoying crap" and turn it off?

Either I've never seen past the first 30 seconds, or it's bad enough to induce memory loss.

You really need to watch the whole thing.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

Are you actually watching the whole thing? I thought it was like getting rickrolled, you watch enough to see "Oh, it's annoying crap" and turn it off?

Either I've never seen past the first 30 seconds, or it's bad enough to induce memory loss.

Yeah I've never had quite enough self-hatred to sit through more than a few seconds of that. Is there anything to it beyond the trainwrecky can't-look-away factor?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I watched it with the sound off and it was bad. Then I watched the first 45 seconds again with the sound on and it was less bad. I think the first watching destroyed me.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Traxus IV posted:

Yeah I've never had quite enough self-hatred to sit through more than a few seconds of that. Is there anything to it beyond the trainwrecky can't-look-away factor?
I'd say its about the same experience as watching House of Cards. Nothing really gets exciting, and story wise it just kind of rumbles along with no peaks or valleys.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


KoRMaK posted:

I'd say its about the same experience as watching House of Cards. Nothing really gets exciting, and story wise it just kind of rumbles along with no peaks or valleys.

Seems like a fair assessment, I just clicked through with the sound off and it just looked like insufferable teenagers being insufferable. That they taped it, subtitled it, and put it online for some reason where they can be ridiculed for it is where the schadenfreude comes in I suppose.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Traxus IV posted:

Seems like a fair assessment, I just clicked through with the sound off and it just looked like insufferable teenagers being insufferable. That they taped it, subtitled it, and put it online for some reason where they can be ridiculed for it is where the schadenfreude comes in I suppose.

I dunno, I think maybe when I was a teenager we were insufferable in different ways. Just as bad to an outside observer I'm sure, but this is a kind of insufferable that I haven't really had experience with. The piece of foam has a better sense of humor than they do.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
That foam was 85 bucks? loving hell whyyyyyyy

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

TheBigAristotle posted:

That foam was 85 bucks? loving hell whyyyyyyy

Foam by the yard can get pretty pricey. If the 9 and 3/4 is the yardage, they got a pretty good deal for $85.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Foam by the yard can get pretty pricey. If the 9 and 3/4 is the yardage, they got a pretty good deal for $85.

How much did your fur suit cost?

MuffinMan
Oct 1, 2001

roger that sir, you're good to go.
Now just imagine waking up next to one of them after a crazy night out.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Eat This Glob posted:

How much did your fur suit cost?

You can't put a price on dignity.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

MuffinMan posted:

Now just imagine waking up next to one of them after a crazy night out.

Not cool.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

MisterOblivious posted:





...and sometimes the opposite!

What's going on here? Did someone cut open their mouse mat to find anime porn inside it, or is it some kind of makeshift concealer for anime porn?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I feel extra schadenfreude because Foam Adventure has never annoyed me. Everyone else loses it whenever it comes up whilst I am immune and can revel in their agony. :smug:

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Eat This Glob posted:

How much did your fur suit cost?

If you make them and then sell them, you can net a pretty nice profit. ~250-300 in cost on a good day, selling for ~700-1000? I'd shred my dignity for that.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Foam adventure is the most horrifying video ever. There is no shadenfreude to be had.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

jabby posted:

There is no shadenfreude to be had.
I disagree. I never spent 85 dollars on a length of foam for no other purpose than to be a dumbass with it.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Tea Bone posted:

What's going on here? Did someone cut open their mouse mat to find anime porn inside it, or is it some kind of makeshift concealer for anime porn?

I assume that the anime porn mouse pads were rotting away in a warehouse somewhere so they were taken and used in filler in normal mouse pads in an effort to re-coup some of the costs.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

jabby posted:

Foam adventure is the most horrifying video ever. There is no shadenfreude to be had.

Sounds like there's some to be had from your reaction to nobody even posting it!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Sighence posted:

Sounds like there's some to be had from your reaction to nobody even posting it!

But...

KoRMaK posted:

I meant foam used in this application:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFw2qjaRso

Here's my schadenfreude: having new people watch that video :unsmigghh: Long live Goontube.

???

Sokoban
Feb 16, 2011

THUNDERDOME
LOSER

Sighence posted:

Sounds like there's some to be had from your reaction to nobody even posting it!

Its been posted too many times

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009


... would you believe my schadenfreude at being an idiot?

booshi
Aug 14, 2004

:tastykake:||||||||||:tastykake:
That foam video has a very personal tie for me


... when I saw it was when I lost faith in all people, because it confirmed that people who talk like that really do exist.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Traxus IV posted:

Seems like a fair assessment, I just clicked through with the sound off and it just looked like insufferable teenagers being insufferable. That they taped it, subtitled it, and put it online for some reason where they can be ridiculed for it is where the schadenfreude comes in I suppose.

It was actually really courteous of them to subtitle it, so deaf people could hate them too.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




It's like what I imagine you would end up with if M.C. Escher did the manual for it.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Memento posted:

It's just a loving sports game, get over it kid. What's he going to be like when there's actual tragedy in his life?

My husband's manager at work had to take the day off after that game because he was "too depressed that KU lost" to come in to work.

amaroyui
Feb 3, 2012
A little work schadenfreude. At my old unit(prison), whenever we move the medium custody offenders, we have to have someone in the picket with the 37mm gas gun. Day to day, not much happens when we have that out, due to how noxious that poo poo is. When we have someone with the gun, they are walking on the row above the one with the offenders on a steel grating, so as to have a good vantage point, in case poo poo goes down down the run. Well, one day the captain and major decide it is time for them to come down and hassle us on policy and procedure, you know, to make sure they look like they are doing something (this isn't true of all rank, just these two perpetual poo poo heads, one was out to get officers, the other was his boot licker extraordinaire), and they decide to watch us strip the offenders before we put them in the day-room, instead of catching in and helping(we are persistently short on that unit.) Well, we had to put a new-boot(new officer) on the gun, for reasons that is not clear to me right now, as this happened like 7 years ago, and when he was loading the gun, he had the hammer pulled back on it. Well, when he locked the barrel into place, he accidentally pulled the trigger, like 2 feet away from the heads of Tweedledum and Tweedle what a fuckin' idiot, and boom, we got a show. No serious damage, but they were burning up, being covered with sweat and all, then made the WORST decision of running to the showers to try to get it off. They came out loving PINK. They went home early, and couldn't show their faces on shift for like 3 weeks for embarrassment. They tried to fire the new-boot, but seeing as how they didn't train him properly, all that fell through.


Also, at the officer dorms, we would try to ambush each other with paintball guns, hide easily spoiled food in other rooms, JB weld things to people's beds/doors/floors/closets, one of them being a used dildo(donated from one of the female officers) on someone else's doorknob. Left it running too.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



This cuts off too soon, that guy gets hosed up by a bunch of guys on the set.

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