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Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

:smithicide:

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Urlacher already has his second highest single season point total :lol:

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Jesus. Who's my defense partner? Is he the problem or am I the problem?

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

5 shutouts in 16 starts for van der Veen :stonk:

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude

Hockles posted:

Bar leads the league in Goals;

Reminder that Foo is 5'5", 150 lbs and leads the lead in goals. Your excuses better be good, y'all.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

:stonk:
Stabby, noooo!


:hfive: Leadership through truculence.

Holy poo poo I'm Steve Ott. Hahahahhahhaa.

gently caress man ill grind for the league minimum :(

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

stab posted:

gently caress man ill grind for the league minimum :(

I'd say 7 mil is better than league minimum even if it is Colorado

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Pleads posted:

So long, McStabson :(

Borkiwicz on pace for 375 PIM :stare:

Oh hey im playing for the nordiques what the fu

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JawKnee posted:

I'd say 7 mil is better than league minimum even if it is Colorado

Hey mcstabson reacts first, then reads the rest of the thread....its the grinder way

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

stab posted:

gently caress man ill grind for the league minimum :(

Like hell you will. At one point of the offseason your demand was 1 year $11 million.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Just realized McStabson got signed in Colorado.

Im sure Pleads has already said it but Im so sorry. Nothing good comes from signing in Colorado as a punchman. :(

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Furnaceface posted:

Just realized McStabson got signed in Colorado.

Im sure Pleads has already said it but Im so sorry. Nothing good comes from signing in Colorado as a punchman. :(

Im getting paid 7 mil to grind in the corners, cycle, and draw penalties...im not peter worrell or scott parker!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All-Star Break 2022 Update

All-Stars
West -- M. White (Starting Left Wing)
West -- Hockles (Starting Center)
West -- A. Guibeau (Starting Right Wing)
West -- A. Banks (2nd Line Left Wing)
West -- F. Bar (2nd Line Center)
West -- He Hate Me (2nd Line Right Wing)
West -- T. McFlurry (3rd Line Right Wing)
West -- F. Vando (4th Line Center)
West -- O. Hat (Starting D-Pairing)
West -- P.P. Poutine (Staring D-Pairing)
West -- D. Paynuss (Starting Goaltender)
East -- E. Windros (Starting Left Wing)
East -- A. Luzhin (Starting Center)
East -- C. Conway (2nd Line Left Wing)
East -- B. Buckaroo (2nd Line Center)
East -- H. Satonaka (2nd Line Right Wing)
East -- B. Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing)
East -- Q. Pepperdick (Starting Goaltender)
East -- M. van der Veen (Backup Goaltender)


Notable Stats
Banks leads the league in Points; He Hate Me & Satonaka are tied for 2nd; Hockles is 4th; Vando & White are tied for 6th
Top 8 in goals are all goons
Hockles leads the league in Assists; McStabson is 4th
Poutine leads the league in points among defensemen; Hat and Steidl are tied for 6th;
Buckaroo is 2nd in +/-; Bar is 6th;
Borkiwicz leads the league in PIM; Urlacher is 2nd; Potatoes is 5th; McStabson is 6th; O'Rourke is 7th; Windros is 8th
Palin leads the league in GAA; van der Veen is 2nd; Athanatos is 4th; Pepperdick is 6th; Paynuss is 8th
van der Veen leads the league in SV%; Athanatos is 3rd; Palin is 4th; Pepperdick is 5th;
Paynuss leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick, Ripken Jr, & van der Veen are tied for 2nd


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
PHX -- E. Rutkowski is out recovering from elbow surgery. Expected return is 3/31/22
STL -- S. Smashnikov is out with a Pulled Groin. Expected return is 1/28/22
WSH -- R. Dangler is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 3/6/22


Comments
So many All-Stars...




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
I leave buffalo and they crater.

Colorado is 1st in their division

:getin:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Holy crap SJ just keeps getting worse. Is there even anyone good left on the team? :(

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Such is life...

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2022 All-Star Game

pre:
      1  2  3  OT   
West  1  2  0  0 - 3
East  1  1  1  1 - 4


 West                      East
   3        Goals            4
  24     Total Shots        34
  13         Hits           24
18:21   Time On Attack    20:04
  38       Faceoffs         36
   2         PIM             8
 1/4      Powerplays       0/1
Scoring Summary
1st Period
1:09 -- (West) M. White (F. Bar, T. McFlurry)
19:43 - (East) M. Tedenby (J. Tavares, D. Phaneuf)

2nd Period
4:10 -- (West) H. Shinkaruk (R. Callahan, F. Vando)
7:26 -- (East) B. Buckaroo (A. Luzhin, K. Letang)
19:14 - (West) A. Guibeau (Hockles, S. Jones)

3rd Period
0:27 -- (East) J. Tavares (B. Lundgren, D. Kristo)

Overtime
1:10 -- (East) E. Windros (B. Lundgren, A. Luzhin)

Penalty Summary
1st Period
0:39 -- (East) J. Tavares -- Interference (Minor)
13:03 - (East) P. Subban -- High Sticking (Minor)

2nd Period
2:03 -- (East) E. Johnson -- Hooking (Minor)
6:19 -- (East) A. Meszaros -- Elbowing (Minor)

3rd Period
7:22 -- (West) S. Jones -- Interference (Minor)


3 Stars of the Game
1) (East) Bjorn Lundgren (2 assists, +3)
2) (East) Ewic Windros (Game Winning Goal, +1)
3) (East) John Tavares (1 goal, 1 assist)



Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Stickarts posted:

KILLLLLLLZA

It's alright, the 2nd line center always outperforms the 1st line center in Florida. Such is life.

Also, can you tell me who are on the top 2 lines for Florida, Hockles?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

L. Hedican (SNP 81 OVR) -- A. Luzhin (PLY 98 OVR) -- J. Huberdeau (PLY 88 OVR)

A. Barkov (PLY 87 OVR) -- A. Kilza (SNP 97 OVR) -- D. Smith-Pelly (PWF 84 OVR)


Also, T. Lehtonen (SNP 82 OVR) is injured, so he may be LW1, I dunno

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
White was the only positive +/- player on the West :smuggo:

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
@hotbrain89
#hockeyjesus #getmeoutofcbj

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Trade Deadline 2022 Update

Notable Stats
Satonaka leads the league in Points; Banks is 3rd; White is 5th; Buckaroo is 6th; Vando is 8th
Top 8 in Goals are all goons
McStabson leads the league in Assists; O'Rourke is 2nd; White is 4th
Poutine leads the league in points among defensemen; Lundgren is 2nd; Guyclint & Hat are tied for 3rd; Steidl is 8th
Buckaroo is 3rd in +/-; Satonaka is 5th
Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Borkiwicz is 3rd; McStabson is 5th; Potatoes is 6th; Windros is 7th; O'Rourke is 8th
Palin leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Athanatos is 5th; van der Veen is 6th; Paynuss is 7th;
Pepperdick leads the league in SV%; Athanatos & Palin are tied for 2nd; van der Veen is 6th
Paynuss leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick & Ripken Jr are tied for 2nd; van der Veen is 4th


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
NJD -- T. Vittunen is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown
PHX -- E. Rutkowski is out recovering from elbow surgery. Expected return is 3/31/22


Comments
Goons are having their best years ever, and there is still over a month left in the season




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
Rut! We need ya back man.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
@BigWang66
top of the metro lets get in there and wreck up the place #Pens #WangsGoinDeep

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Trade me and Guibeau for futures, Dallas. :smith:

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Woop woop! Colorado supremacy! Paynuss, He Hate Me, Chiggers, and McStabson tearin' poo poo up.

Red Red Blue
Feb 11, 2007



Holy poo poo, the Habs are finally in the playoff picture again :unsmith:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


:japan: Satonaka-meijin

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Career high in points :toot:

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Free Spamtron.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2021-22 Regular Season Update

Notable Stats
Satonaka finished 2nd in Points; Banks is 3rd; White is 5th; Vando is 6th; He Hate Me is 7th
Top 6 in Goals are all goons; Vando is 8th
White finished 2nd in Assists; McStabson is 4th; O'Rourke & Satonaka tied for 6th
Poutine leads the league in points among defensemen; Guyclint, Hat, & Steidl tied for 5th
Buckaroo finished 2nd in +/-; Satonaka is 4th
Urlacher lead the league in PIM; Borkiwicz is 2nd; Potatoes is 5th; McStabson is 6th; Windros is 7th; O'Rourke is 8th
Athanatos lead the league in GAA; Palin is 2nd; Pepperdick & van der Veen tied for 4th; Bergkamp is 7th; Ripken Jr is 8th
Athanatos & Pepperdick lead the league in SV%; van der Veen is 3rd; Bergkamp and Palin tied for 5th
Paynus lead the league in Wins; Pepperdick, Ripken Jr, & van der Veen tied for 2nd; Palin is 7th


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
None


Comments
Drouin had 116 points, 70 assists; He should sweep the skater awards
Buckaroo & Guibeau will share the Richard
Poutine should win the Norris
Vezina is up in the air, probably Athanatos
So, Tampa and Toronto tied for least Goals Against. I'm interested to see how the game decides the Jennings. Pepperdick & van der Veen will share it, though




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Damnit, Florida. Why do you suck so much? :(

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Wooooo. Presidents Trophy and Rocket Richard woooooo. Shame about missing out on the Marek Malik Memorial +/- Award :(

Lets go the Playoffs, bitch

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Took the Leafs to best team in the regular season hell yeah :toot:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
wrong thread

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
wrong thread, and also quote is not edit

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Kilza posted:

Damnit, Florida. Why do you suck so much? :(

This. :(

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2021-22 Season Update

Playoff Results
CHI def VAN in 7
PHX def LAK in 6
COL def WPG in 6
MIN def NSH in 5

WSH def TOR in 6
TBL def BOS in 5
PIT def MTL in 7
NJD def CAR in 6

PHX def CHI in 5
COL def MIN in 7

TBL def WSH in 6
NJD def PIT in 6

COL def PHX in 5
TBL def NJD in 7

COL def TBL in 7

Notable Stats
Chiggers lead the league in Points & Goals; Satonaka finished 2nd; O'Rourke finished 7th


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats


NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Colorado Avalanche

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Toronto Maple Leafs

Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion)
Colorado Avalanche

Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion)
Tampa Bay Lightning

Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Pierre-Paul Poutine -- Minnesota Wild

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Donald Fukufuki -- Detroit Red Wings

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Itchy Chiggers -- Colorado Avalanche

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning
Martijn van der Veen -- Toronto Maple Leafs

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Logan Matheson -- Detroit Red Wings

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Hockles -- Minnesota Wild

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Badabing Buckaroo -- Toronto Maple Leafs
Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars



Upcoming Free Agents
ANA -- F. Cow
CGY -- G. Stahl
COL -- S. McStabson
COL -- He Hate Me
FLA -- A. Kilza
FLA -- A. Luzhin
MIN -- Hockles
MIN -- P.P. Poutine
MTL -- R. Fantastic
NSH -- D. Bergkamp
PHX -- M. White
PIT -- H. Wang
TOR -- M. van der Veen
WSH -- A. Jones
WPG -- T. Palin


Comments
McStabson grinds the Avs to the Cup! Chiggers gets the Conn Smythe!
The game gave Pepperdick the Jennings. Probably because of alphabetical. P before V or Ta before To.
Somebody that was not Toews win the Selke! And it was Hockles!
Some heavy hitters having their contracts expire. Who re-signs? Who tests the market?
Who the hell has the money to pay them!?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Colorado won the Cup?

Someone might want to check on Pleads. :ohdear:

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LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
I'm happy the Avs won the Cup, but....

Van der Veeeeeen :argh:
Avalanche :argh:

But hey, two Vezinas ain't bad....

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