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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Comics (March 9th 2007)

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma

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Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

You'll be glad to know there are plenty of moms out there excited over Candy Crush scores.

Retail

This guy looks kinda like a younger version of Gil's dad, and those are all things he would say too.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

So the entire week no one bothered actually opening Bleeker up and looking inside? I think we all knew that Bleeker had a few screws loose for a while now.

Dustin

We don't get a conclusion to that dinner? Knowing Ed he probably tipped the server lousy too :argh:

On the Fastrack

We came that close to a Retail/Fastrack crossover.

Safe Havens

I hope they legitimately have a giant hellbeast spider in the lab.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Geech confronts the cycle of life.


The second Oh Baby!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Cliff. Cliff had bitch tits.

do what now

Jim's Journal




Brian's "friend" was Rick Danko. True story.

Johnny Hazard




I guess she forgot about all those other life-or-death combat situations she's seemingly been covering for decades.

Krazy Kat




Welp.

Classic Mandrake




THIS IS THE SAME GUY YOU HAD TO TRICK INTO SIGNING A CONTRACT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF CASH MONEY BUT NOW YOU'RE FLABBERGASTED TO LEARN HE ALSO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE RULES OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!! :tizzy:

Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future




So, those are the Phants. Wonder why didn't they just tint their skin yellow while they were at it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Midnight Moth posted:

I hope they legitimately have a giant hellbeast spider in the lab.
Poor thing has to play Hole in the Wall whenever it wants in or out.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Family Circus


Luann

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:arghfist:
Tina's Groove


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
The LeftyBosco Picture Show



Gahan Wilson

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Midnight Moth posted:

We don't get a conclusion to that dinner? Knowing Ed he probably tipped the server lousy too :argh:
You don't think he left a medium or large tip? :v:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

"The magic of O-Ma-La has defeated the white-face woman!"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Kammat posted:

Modesty Blaise





O'Mara you SOB. :ohdear:

The magic of O-Ma-La borrowing his friend's poisoned knife? Come on now.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

We don't get a conclusion to that dinner? Knowing Ed he probably tipped the server lousy too :argh:

I found this to be, pretty much statistically, true. I was washing cars a few weeks back, and it occurred to me that it seemed like every time I dropped the hose, it hit on the nozzle lever, and more often than not the nozzle was pointed at me when it, um, "spritzed". So, instead of gently lying the hose on the ground, I dropped it like normal, and kept count across 3 car washes. I found that yes, in greater than 50% of the hose droppages, the nozzle did land on it's lever, but only about 30% of the time did it actually spray me. So, well, there. Thus far, I have not researched the physics behind this strange phenomenon.

This has been a public service announcement from the BlankIsBeautiful Institute for Garden Hose Nozzle Dynamics

:v:

Jane's World



Eyes topside, Jane, eyes topside...

Non Sequitur



Well, that was sort of a Mt.Gox reference, I guess. Cap'n Eddie just rules.

Heavenly Nostrils is late.

Kliban



He's watching a TV commercial being broadcast by a magic lamp? :psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 3/28/2003



Ok. Whatever.

Zits



Next, Pierce will have a portable wet bar.

Kevin & Kell



Kell, it's his job to sit on his rear end all day, he's a sysadmin.

Nemi



:)

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac Continues the saga of the Cartherd


The Creeps NO HE WAS TALKING TO YOU.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

The Creeps NO HE WAS TALKING TO YOU.


I like how they experiment with the panel borders.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?


BooDoug187 fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Mar 28, 2014

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Kennel posted:

Gonna steal tiistai's thunder, cause drat I love this.

Fingerpori




Yeah, that deserved to be posted ASAP. To be honest I wasn't planning on being home today or tomorrow anyway, but while I'm here I might as well post Fok_It.


Daylight saving time wouldn't fit there.

By the way, if anyone can come up with a funny translation for napapaidat pyörii ja paukkuu, please. I didn't even bother here.

tiistai fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Mar 28, 2014

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

BooDoug187 posted:

I like to think they are commiting suicide.

Wait... That's not an edit? You've got to be kidding.

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Mehuyael posted:

Wait... That's not an edit? You've got to be kidding.

Hey man I just saw through your webcam that someone wrote gullible on your face!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Pidmon posted:

Hey man I just saw through your webcam that someone wrote gullible on your face!

I almost believed that until I remembered I didn't have a webcam.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (January 7, 1927)



Peanuts (March 31, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo (March 30, 1956)



Out Our Way (September 10-11, 1924)





Boyzendorgs are going to Hell.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Zits



Next, Pierce will have a portable wet bar.

Wait, what? It's almost the end of the semester and they haven't worked out seating yet? Every class I ever took in high school, everybody took a desk on the first day and stuck to it. If you tried to switch seats after the first week, you'd be a social pariah. Observational Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


I am trying to work out the shape of that plane and it's breaking my mind.

Ballard Street


Turns out suspension bridges only work if the cables suspend anything.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Marmaduke circa 1968


Mike du Jour

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

:what:

Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


I'm not sure what's going on here. Did Clay Camel just come over to show off his disguise skills to Mandrake and Lothar? What's the point of any of this?

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

Shugojin posted:

I'm not sure what's going on here. Did Clay Camel just come over to show off his disguise skills to Mandrake and Lothar? What's the point of any of this?
Two weeks of showing them the disguises and then he hits them with the amnesia powder.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Stop posting that Oh Baby poo poo goddamnit

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

I vaguely remember that the Eliminator or whatever she called herself was actually a character in High School Era Funky; did they reveal that she was a girl back then, or is this a retcon?

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

Evil Mastermind posted:

I vaguely remember that the Eliminator or whatever she called herself was actually a character in High School Era Funky; did they reveal that she was a girl back then, or is this a retcon?

I remember it to, and I'm pretty sure they did. I don't know if it was surprising or anything, but it did happen.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spider-Man Faces Big Bus, The Bus Boss, While Overcoming A Fear Of Heights

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

gently caress Your Website posted:

Stop posting that Oh Baby poo poo goddamnit

No no, keep posting it, breathe it deep into your lungs, become one with the travesty.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Evil Mastermind posted:

I vaguely remember that the Eliminator or whatever she called herself was actually a character in High School Era Funky; did they reveal that she was a girl back then, or is this a retcon?

The reveal of Donna as the Eliminator happened after the first time jump. Having two pictures of her that nobody noticed for decades hanging side-by-side in the center of the Wall of Fame, on the other hand, is a retcon from today.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Midnight Moth posted:


We don't get a conclusion to that dinner? Knowing Ed he probably tipped the server lousy too :argh:


Yeah, but women with guys like that have a habit of "forgetting" their scarf or something at the table when they leave. They circle back alone for a minute and leave cash.

Noodles

March 26, 2006

Dark-muzzle dog gets right to the chase.

April 2, 2006


April 9, 2006

This is a thing that really happens. US Mid-Atlantic states had snow and then 50-mph wind gusts this week, while the Cherry Blossom Festival was on.

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

Shugojin posted:

I'm not sure what's going on here. Did Clay Camel just come over to show off his disguise skills to Mandrake and Lothar? What's the point of any of this?

He was supposed to be disguised as the police chief in order to murder them, but he deliberately hosed it up (because he's not in the murdering business) and now he's just showing off to prove that he did it on purpose, basically.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


This guy is running an extremely successful bakery.
How dare that waitress not show us more attention for the maybe $6 tab we're racking up for the coffee we drink as we sit here for an hour and a half talking?

F Minus



Mary Worth



It's NOT for drugs though!

Rex Morgan MD



She really expects a lot out of this blackmail of Kelly thing.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson


Oh, Brother

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

To what unvisited vistas will our hero's honker collision take him?


The Hellish landscape of 2007!

Calvin And Hobbes

trombone



Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Pete McEachen's Mulligan is about a man coming to the end of his life in a nursing home.

It updates on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Bud Fisher's Mutt & Jeff is a real classic, having started in 1907.


And who could forget the dramatic legacy of My Cage?


Here's what GoComics thinks you'd like if you like My Cage.

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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Spider-Man Faces Big Bus, The Bus Boss, While Overcoming A Fear Of Heights


Your people have missed you, sire.
Although that loving colourist seems to have left out Big Bus's eyepatch.

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