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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

shyduck posted:

D-Jax was released :stare:

not even like a third round pick? :stare:

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
God must hate Maurice Jones Drew, first Jax, now Oakland..

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

More like Los Angeles, since they stopped doing Toronto games after this past season.

I'm just kidding, I like you guys. The Bills are the only team I don't mind in the east. I'm sure the feeling's not mutual though.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
:lol: eagles

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Apparently the Eagles were concerned with D Jax's gang connections.

They must have had some serious concerns with him just to cut him loose. At least he'll fit in with Oakland.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tell me edp put up a youtube video

i need to see it asap

somewhatpathetic
Oct 21, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cJ0RJ4ddDU

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

not even like a third round pick? :stare:

I told u he was a gigantic piece of poo poo mate

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

"this poo poo is raw dawg, aw poo poo that sound gay as gently caress"

welp, on the plus side, at least the eagles don't have jerry jones as a gm so they might be able to draft someone good to replace him since they'll no doubt be drafting a WR at #22

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

shyduck posted:

D-Jax was released :stare:

And TFF has collectively lost their poo poo and it's hilarious.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cole posted:

And TFF has collectively lost their poo poo and it's hilarious.

TFF is definitely where I go for gang analysis. The ESPN poo poo is borderline ridiculous but yeah, watching TFF fall on top of itself to defend D-Jax is hilarious.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I don't know anything about football or who plays it but this sounds hilarious.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Let me guess, TFF is screaming this is racist

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

Let me guess, TFF is screaming this is racist

A lot of complaining and hand-wringing about the news being a hit piece leaked by the Eagles to give cause to release him. Hm yes, we're trying to trade away our best receiver, let's leak a story about gang connections to the media so we can lose all of his value! Seems legit.

Also handwaving away his known connections with Crip members because "they were acquitted!" Yeah because gang shootings never get thrown out because of witness intimidation or any other number of things not relating to the person's actual innocence.

Yeah, he probably hasn't done anything. But with all of the poo poo about Aaron Hernandez teams are going to be weary of guys they know associate with gang members.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
He also has a picture on Instagram with Joan Rivers. Which, according to TFF, makes it impossible for him to have gang ties.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
gang ties??? sounds like Old White Man Code for racial slurs!!!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Wish gip would release whip

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Wish gip would release whip

I wish I could release you. From life. :unsmigghh:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Every shot from a colored man in basketball should only be 3/5ths of a point

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Every shot from a colored man in basketball should only be 3/5ths of a point

I really enjoyed this post a lot.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
honestly it'd be a cool dynamic and we'd see some more white dudes in the game so lets do it imo

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
how about white guys are 2s and 3s and black dudes are 1s and 2s and they don't get free throws, instead they get it at the top of the key.

that would make you give it to the whiteys at the end of the game too.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


lol mets

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Super exciting opening day for the Nationals.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Super glad i didnt buy mlb.tv this year.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
lol Mets

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ball 1
/
:downsrim:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Why isnt he wearing the catcher armor with the cock blocker

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Why isnt he wearing the catcher armor with the cock blocker



P sure I've never seen a pro catcher wear one with a dong protector. They all just wear cups.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Why isnt he wearing the catcher armor with the cock blocker


Major league catchers don't wear those, probably due to mobility. He had to be wearing a cup though, but that's still no picnic even when you're hit while wearing one

e:f;b

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
God drat did the phillies just loving collapse in the 9th :lol:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Mr. Nice! posted:

God drat did the phillies just loving collapse in the 9th :lol:

I hope you collapse on the floor in a blood covered heap.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

check out Kale's sweet new tat

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Lot of black ink.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
YEAH



JEETS

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Brandon Spikes is my new hero.

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