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what's in Dogs.java
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Mar 29, 2014 21:04
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Tiny Bug Child posted:because i am a computing professional and i use professional tools for my job, not $39.99 shareware that does the same thing but worse *writes a PHP*
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Mar 29, 2014 21:35
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Damiya posted:*writes a PHP* lol
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Mar 29, 2014 23:07
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Damiya posted:*writes a PHP* Nice!
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Mar 30, 2014 00:22
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jony ive aces posted:what's in Dogs.java it was an assignment to make modifications to a lovely swing application involving JDBC/SQL to display stuff about dogs and dog shows Valeyard fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Mar 30, 2014 00:38
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Valeyard posted:it was an assignment to make modifications to a lovely swing application involving JDBC/SQL to display stuff about dogs and dog shows Post the dog data
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Mar 30, 2014 02:03
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GNU Order posted:Post the dog data it was, unfortunately, a pitiful amount of data that wasn't sufficient enough to test all of the added features
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Mar 30, 2014 02:23
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insufficient dog data, smdh
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Mar 30, 2014 02:29
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:if they had both been sql server, a single query/sp could have touched both databases http://wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/Foreign_data_wrappers
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Mar 31, 2014 12:39
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Damiya posted:*writes a PHP* LUL!!! LOL!!! This guy is using a widely respected industry standard language to do his job. Laughing my loving rear end off here.
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Mar 31, 2014 13:42
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Ragg posted:LUL!!! LOL!!! This guy is using a widely respected industry standard language to do his job. Laughing my loving rear end off here. this except unironically
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Mar 31, 2014 17:55
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Ragg posted:LUL!!! LOL!!! This guy is using a widely respected industry standard language to do his job. Laughing my loving rear end off here. hee respected
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Mar 31, 2014 20:59
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i had a phone interview today. the guy seemed impressed by my tf2 hat and eve online credentials. he was also impressed when i told him about my latest hobby, embedded programming, and talked about using erlang on the raspberry pi. he asked me about availability and salary and everything. he said i'm 1 of 4 they're considering and they'll get back to me next week i hope i get it yospos 
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Apr 1, 2014 18:45
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pm me if you know UI and want to do angular/d3 type stuff and aren't stupid and live in bay area or austin and want to work on a chill team relatively isolated from the rest of the massive well known corporation
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Apr 1, 2014 19:24
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when you search for "java dictionary", you get a lot of results about the programming construct. is there a standard/common/widespread package for searching/randomly selecting words from a dictionary? or do you just suck up /usr/dict/words?
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Apr 13, 2014 14:21
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prefect posted:when you search for "java dictionary", you get a lot of results about the programming construct. is there a standard/common/widespread package for searching/randomly selecting words from a dictionary? or do you just suck up /usr/dict/words? if you want the results to be machine independent, serialize that array back to a local file, which you can read in in future.
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Apr 13, 2014 14:41
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kraftwerk singles posted:pm me if you know UI and want to do angular/d3 type stuff and aren't stupid and live in bay area or austin and want to work on a chill team relatively isolated from the rest of the massive well known corporation cool i want 160 more if i were to be in sf and not austin
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Apr 13, 2014 15:23
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if i were stark raving mad and decided to try to write a twitter application that behaved the way i wanted it to, would i be completely insane if i used java to write it? like, a java desktop application, not a web application
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Apr 14, 2014 12:31
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you'd never get twitter to agree to it. they basically EOL'ed every twitter client out there that wasn't their own, and are big a-holes about those clients displaying things the same way twitter's client does. so writing a new twitter client would be a huge waste of time.
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Apr 14, 2014 12:48
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Doc Block posted:you'd never get twitter to agree to it. i know they don't like competition -- this would only be for my own use
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Apr 14, 2014 13:08
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prefect posted:i know they don't like competition -- this would only be for my own use the API is still available and free to use, there is nothing stopping you now other than a horrible choice of language. it sounds like the kind of thing you could pull off in under 100 lines of c#, especially of you use something like https://github.com/danielcrenna/tweetsharp and just add your own display layer,
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Apr 14, 2014 13:25
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its really easy, i made a little thing that showed my latest tweet in like 30 lines of python, probably less terrible programmer question: what is actually wrong with java? verbosity? bad performance? should i use scala instead?
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Apr 14, 2014 13:31
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Can you still access the API without Twitter's approval? I was under the impression that drat near every part of it required an authorization token now.
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Apr 14, 2014 13:36
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Awia posted:terrible programmer question: what is actually wrong with java? verbosity? bad performance? as to scala, i haven't used it but i know many of its headline features are now in java 8, so you might wanna try that first.
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Apr 14, 2014 13:47
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Awia posted:its really easy, i made a little thing that showed my latest tweet in like 30 lines of python, probably less java is missing some useful language features and syntactic sugar that i make use of frequently and do not like to give up. performance is roughly comparable to c# running on the CLR in windows for many real world situations but java will tend to have a heavier memory footprint. another personal bias is that i actually like visual studio and have never had a good eclipse experience.
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Apr 14, 2014 13:48
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Doc Block posted:Can you still access the API without Twitter's approval? I was under the impression that drat near every part of it required an authorization token now. auth tokens are are just a result of you allowing the app access, and they don't make that difficult at all.
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Apr 14, 2014 13:49
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i only program my artisinal bespoke fart apps in python anyway ive only ever seen people complain about java but no one could ever give me a straight answer as to why they didnt like it, so thanks
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Apr 14, 2014 14:00
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open source hippy types like to make fun of decorators and factories and such because they've never worked on a real world project project large or complicated enough (or at all) that such patterns become useful
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Apr 14, 2014 14:19
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I just make fun of people who write factories for solving fizzbuzz
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Apr 14, 2014 14:23
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Symbolic Butt posted:I just make fun of people who write factories for solving fizzbuzz https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition
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Apr 14, 2014 14:23
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Awia posted:its really easy, i made a little thing that showed my latest tweet in like 30 lines of python, probably less people don't like java because its both good and popular. performance is very good and near c/c++, though it will use slightly more memory than a native app. the .net vm (c#) is slower, but they just released a new direct to native compiler and thats probably gonna make c# stuff fast as gently caress.
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Apr 14, 2014 14:29
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python is bad. a good rule of thumb is that if a language starts with p, it is a bad one. another rule of thumb is to avoid anything popular amongst academics or idiot college kids because neither group understands anything.
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Apr 14, 2014 14:34
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Shaggar posted:another rule of thumb is to avoid anything popular amongst academics or idiot college kids because neither group understands anything.  http://redmonk.com/sogrady/2013/04/04/academia-and-programming-languages/
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Apr 14, 2014 14:39
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and if you ask those idiot college kids or their professors they all hate java and love python. altho they do love c which is bad and stupid and old and no one should be using it anymore.
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Apr 14, 2014 14:42
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dang them professors always teaching in languages they hate
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Apr 14, 2014 14:45
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C is old as gently caress and bad as gently caress and the openssl poo poo should tell u everything u need to know about using C viva Rust. idk why everyone got a hardon for java in academia except for like CMu b/c gosling went there R is not a language its a lovely api for statslibs
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Apr 14, 2014 14:45
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MononcQc posted:dang them professors always teaching in languages they hate it used to be they tought intro classes in real world languages cause thats what employers expected, but now days they're switching to python so recent grads are even more useless than ever.
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Apr 14, 2014 14:55
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Shaggar posted:python is bad. a good rule of thumb is that if a language starts with p, it is a bad one.
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Apr 14, 2014 15:00
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ruby is an honorary p-lang
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Apr 14, 2014 15:02
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Awia posted:ruby "all p langs are bad" isnt equivalent to "all things that aren't p langs are good"
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