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wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Bold Robot posted:

I always thought it would be kinda cool if there was a flight sim with a really detailed building physics model where the goal was to re-enact 9/11 and see if you could cause as much damage as they did in real life. Sorta like JFK Reloaded.

Give it 30 years.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Warrahooyaargh posted:

At one point on 9/11 Channel 4 in the UK showed a simulated pilot's eye view of one of the planes heading towards the WTC. :stare:

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Give it 3 years.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Rambling Robot posted:

CNN Breaking News: A plane will not work in water

They' conducted multiple simulations with planes to find out this is true for 99% of them but the ones that have those little floaty booey legs.

Drape Culture
Feb 9, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

The End.

Al Borland posted:

They' conducted multiple simulations with planes to find out this is true for 99% of them but the ones that have those little floaty booey legs.

Has anyone confirmed that 777s don't have floaty thingies? Maybe it's still out there in some kind of Waterworld-esqe raft society.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ManlyWeevil posted:

Has anyone confirmed that 777s don't have floaty thingies? Maybe it's still out there in some kind of Waterworld-esqe raft society.


We're waiting for CNN to report the plane missing first.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

just an fyi the plane is still missing.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
anyone seen any objects recently?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its gone guys.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
its fine

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Al Borland posted:

They' conducted multiple simulations with planes to find out this is true for 99% of them but the ones that have those little floaty booey legs.
Why do you think they wanted to rent an actual 777?

evensevenone
May 12, 2001
Glass is a solid.
If they collect enough objects, can they craft a new 777? And have a necromancer resurrect the passengers?

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Maybe some sub will bump into it

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
So is this what it's come down to in GBS? Chinatown posts once per page "GUYS ITS GONE LOL" and you all shitpost the same thing around it?


im ok with this. 5

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mstrkrft posted:

So is this what it's come down to in GBS? Chinatown posts once per page "GUYS ITS GONE LOL" and you all shitpost the same thing around it?


im ok with this. 5

welcome to thread

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

an episode of southpark about 777 will come out before 777 is found

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




mstrkrft posted:

So is this what it's come down to in GBS? Chinatown posts once per page "GUYS ITS GONE LOL" and you all shitpost the same thing around it?


im ok with this. 5

Yes. It's going to be like the Our Maddie thread and we'll just keep going round and round for years until the mods finally put the thread out of its misery.

gonna be great

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




post in this thread each day a 777 is still missing

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Angela Christine posted:

Yes. It's going to be like the Our Maddie thread and we'll just keep going round and round for years until the mods finally put the thread out of its misery.

gonna be great

Or this poor thing:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/46823115@N02/sets/72157633959792176/

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

Angela Christine posted:

Yes. It's going to be like the Our Maddie thread and we'll just keep going round and round for years until the mods finally put the thread out of its misery.

gonna be great
My Something Awful forums "claim to fame" is that I started the Maddie thread.

My theory on this plane thing: they know drat well one of the pilots did it. However until they find some evidence of the plane in the ocean they won't state that a pilot crashed the plane into the ocean.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


BREAKING NEWS - Turns out the plane never took off, all the passengers were found in a Malaysia hotel. The worlds greatest practical joke has been revealed.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

BREAKING NEWS - Turns out the plane never took off, all the passengers were found in a Malaysia hotel. The worlds greatest practical joke has been revealed.

COPPERFIELD! :argh: That rear end in a top hat never made poo poo reappear, I'm sure was just A-bombing stuff and hiding the mushroom cloud from everyone.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Nonsense posted:

an episode of southpark about 777 will come out before 777 is found

I can't wait to see what Matt pbuh and Trey pbuh have to say about this!!

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Is there an active Maddie thread rn

K. Farb
Aug 6, 2009

I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.

mstrkrft posted:

So is this what it's come down to in GBS? Chinatown posts once per page "GUYS ITS GONE LOL" and you all shitpost the same thing around it?


im ok with this. 5

where the plane at

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW
Search 777 erryday :rznv:

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


Hey has anyone gone out to see what the floating objects were? Keep me updated thread.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rob Ford posted:

Search 777 erryday :rznv:

Jah Man.

By this point the Survivors - those who survived the first harrowing weeks - are becoming accustomed to their tropical habitation.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
What were the objects

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.

redshirt posted:

Jah Man.

By this point the Survivors - those who survived the first harrowing weeks - are becoming accustomed to their tropical habitation.


It is actually possible to survive in the ocean for months on end. A couple from England survived for 117 days on a dinghy in the pacific after whales destroyed their sailboat.


However the chances of the plane having a smooth landing in the ocean are zero so it's more realistic to assume everyone on that plane is dead.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does anybody know if the plane even exists or is this just another sandy hook?

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

DEAR RICHARD posted:

What were the objects

Turns out the plane was full of tiny 777s, and each one of those in turn the same and so on.

So the found objects are just garbage people threw in the ocean so fish could have stuff to play with.

Knight Corgi
Jan 5, 2014

Bananaquiter posted:

Hey has anyone gone out to see what the floating objects were? Keep me updated thread.

Just garbage.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

BREAKING NEWS - Turns out the plane never took off, all the passengers were found in a Malaysia hotel. The worlds greatest practical joke has been revealed.

Andy Kaufman lives!

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Knight Corgi posted:

Just garbage.

No its fish toys you liberal gently caress

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)

Rambling Robot posted:

CNN Breaking News: A plane will not work in water

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


This just in: planes sink in water and oceans are really big. Like, really, really big.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Can we go back in time and put all of CNN on the plane?

ranbo das posted:

This just in: planes sink in water and oceans are really big. Like, really, really big.


CNN will bring in a kiddy pool and a tiny plastic plane to represent this.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Don Lemon, CNN serious analyist, has determined BREAKING on the Situation Room, that God is in fact, real.

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