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PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Despite what Bas said in the fourth round it kinda does look like Moraes doesn't really want to hurt the guy anymore

Yeah I feel like he's just coasting so he doesn't retire this guy.

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# ? May 8, 2024 17:22

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Adelaide Byrd had the same score as two other people, what in the gently caress?

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:15

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:20

PeteRoseHaircut: May 17, 2008; Thank you, Toronto!

Well, man with two first names, I hope you enjoyed having the ability to walk.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:20

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

SOMEBODY MAKE SOME NOISE.....anybody really is fine...

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:21

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

Wait a minute they're giving Palhares a title shot already, is there welterweight division composed of three other people?

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:22

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

origami posted:

SOMEBODY MAKE SOME NOISE.....anybody really is fine...

There will be some noise after this guy's ankle gets snapped.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The Key Hole

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:23

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Yup.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:24

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION PAUL HARRIS

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:24

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Well didn't see that coming

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MagicCube: May 25, 2004

HAHA he friggen held it too.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:24

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lol

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:24

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Hahhaa ref tearing away Paul's arms away

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:25

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

Hahaha the ref STILL had to release the hold

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:25

Roman Herbom: Aug 2, 2006; The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

Paul harris is the best

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:25

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

"Immediately released when he felt the tap"

(Yves Lavigne pries his arms apart)

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:25

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

I'm shocked that happened

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:26

PeteRoseHaircut: May 17, 2008; Thank you, Toronto!

Well if Palhares isn't banned for holding the leg lock... Guys, we're going to get something magical.

PALHARES VS. FITCH

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:26

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

PeteRoseHaircut posted:

Well if Palhares isn't banned for holding the leg lock... Guys, we're going to get something magical.

PALHARES VS. FITCH

quote:

@MMAWorldSeries 1m
.@AliAbdelaziz00 just confirmed that Jon Fitch will face Rousimar Palhares for the WSOF welterweight title at #WSOF11 in July

Edit: Also the card so far for WSOF11

quote:

@MMAWorldSeries 20s
#WSOF11:
Fitch vs. Palhares is the main event
Nick Newell vs. Justin Gaethje is the co-main event
Tyrone Spong will also be on the card

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Mar 30, 2014

# ? Mar 30, 2014 04:57

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Sefo is vigorously defending Paul Harris saying he released when instructed and Carl said the same thing.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 08:40

Dr. Pancakes: Aug 12, 2011; Thank you for not eating me without syrup

MassRafTer posted:

Sefo is vigorously defending Paul Harris saying he released when instructed and Carl said the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZphCSVbsI

At 6:33 one of the refs says "Even if he taps, don't let go of the submission, I have to see it." so I wouldn't be surprised if he has been told something similar.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 09:22

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dr. Pancakes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZphCSVbsI

At 6:33 one of the refs says "Even if he taps, don't let go of the submission, I have to see it." so I wouldn't be surprised if he has been told something similar.

thingsyoushoulddefinitelysaytopaulharris.rtf

# ? Mar 30, 2014 10:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nice piece on Scott Smith's struggles with alcoholism.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/3/30/5561482/scott-smith-the-original-comeback-kid-still-battling-demons

# ? Mar 30, 2014 21:32

parthenocarpy: Dec 18, 2003

I know this isn't MMA, but this Cris Cyborg Muay Thai fight vs Jorina Baars that just took place is a must see, and it only has 130 views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBk7TZsRdY

# ? Mar 30, 2014 21:37

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Don't watch fights, don't read threads.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 21:51

Chrom1um: Dec 31, 2005; Come and join my doomsday cult!

The Cyborg/Baars match was pretty incredible, highly recommend it. It also nicely compliments the Eddie / Royler match on this UFC-free weekend.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 21:55

woozy pawsies: Nov 26, 2007

parthenocarpy posted:

I know this isn't MMA, but this Cris Cyborg Muay Thai fight vs Jorina Baars that just took place is a must see, and it only has 130 views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBk7TZsRdY

hopefully this makes you feel a little better

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# ? Mar 30, 2014 22:11

individual865: Mar 26, 2007; Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Beanfried, there's a womens strawweight tournament going down on mma superheroes 3, card just started: http://esportes.terra.com.br/lutas/mma/ao-vivo/22874/ Turn off Adblock to get stream to work. Also some wmma on Fatalitu arena 6 at 6 pm EDT: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html Here are the cards: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/22374-mma-super-heroes-3 and http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/23103-fatality-arena-7

# ? Mar 30, 2014 22:24

parthenocarpy: Dec 18, 2003

woozy pawsies posted:

hopefully this makes you feel a little better

haha okay good. I used <24 hours on google video search.

# ? Mar 30, 2014 22:29

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@shaunalshatti 1m
Cris Cyborg pocketed $25,000 for her Muay Thai loss this weekend according to NSAC figures. Jorina Baars, who beat Cyborg, earned $5,000.

Since we're still talking about the Cyborg fight: lol

# ? Apr 1, 2014 01:04

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Yuriy posted:

Since we're still talking about the Cyborg fight: lol

MMA is a tough PT job.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 01:43

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@jeremybotter 3m
A fighter on the WSOF prelims made $500 on Saturday night. That is absolutely crazy.

For all the complaints of 8/8 deals in the UFC, we have this to compare it to

# ? Apr 1, 2014 02:21

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

$500 to fight. $1000 for the doctor's visit afterwards.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 02:24

vainman: Nov 2, 2012; I find your lack of faith... disturbing

It was probably the guy who never fought before and had to be rescued by the ref 15 seconds in.

You get what you pay for, I guess.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 02:26

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Dear wmma fans but mainly BeanFried, Ariel Helwani has done it, he's found the perfect organization for you people

http://lingeriefc.com/

They've got a PPV on the 11th and I fully expect or will do a write up of each fight

# ? Apr 1, 2014 15:35

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

Yuriy posted:

Dear wmma fans but mainly BeanFried, Ariel Helwani has done it, he's found the perfect organization for you people

http://lingeriefc.com/

They've got a PPV on the 11th and I fully expect or will do a write up of each fight

One of the coaches is a pro-wrestler so these might all be works.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 15:44

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Yuriy posted:

Dear wmma fans but mainly BeanFried, Ariel Helwani has done it, he's found the perfect organization for you people

http://lingeriefc.com/

They've got a PPV on the 11th and I fully expect or will do a write up of each fight

Accidental nudity and injuries ahoy!

# ? Apr 1, 2014 16:39

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/04/titan-fc-28-card-set-with-raphael-davis-jason-brilz-in-new-main-event/

quote:

Another shuffle was made as D.J. Linderman (15-7) was moved to Titan FC 29 to take on the newly signed Walt Harris (5-3). That left Dave Herman (21-6) without an opponent, and UFC vet Kalib Starnes (16-8-1) was brought in for the matchup.

excuse me

dave herman vs kalib starnes???

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DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/04/titan-fc-28-card-set-with-raphael-davis-jason-brilz-in-new-main-event/

excuse me

dave herman vs kalib starnes???

lol at kalib starnes fighting at heavyweight

# ? Apr 3, 2014 19:26

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