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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


This would be a very sad and similar story if not for the first few years of Borkiwicz's success with Buffalo before their stellar crater to the basement.

I'm pretty surprised the Sabres aren't a top team with the 4th and 5th leading PIM players on their top line. Must have been losing McStabson for that extra PIM boost.

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Guignol posted:

@bladesvoice
WHY AM I NOT IN THE ALL STAR GAME AAUUGGHH BAaugghjiajsufjfh

Look at the injury report

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2023 All-Star Game

pre:
      1  2  3  
West  0  1  2  - 3
East  2  0  4  - 6


 West                      East
   3        Goals            6
  39     Total Shots        31
  19         Hits           11
19:59   Time On Attack    19:18
  37       Faceoffs         49
  11         PIM            20
 2/6      Powerplays       3/4
Scoring Summary
1st Period
12:38 - (East) M. Reilly (J. Tavares, J. Johnson)
17:05 - (East) B. Skill (B. Buckaroo, A. Jones)

2nd Period
4:46 -- (West) G. Stahl (He Hate Me, H. Roboy)

3rd Period
3:25 -- (West) He Hate Me (G. Stahl, H. Roboy)
10:57 - (East) B. Lundgren (C. Conway, B. Borkason)
11:44 - (West) F. Vando (A. Steidl)
19:01 - (East) C. Conway (A. Jones)
19:26 - (East) A. Jones (C. Conway, R. Fantastic)
19:48 - (East) A. Jones (B. Lundgren, T. Guyclint)


Penalty Summary
1st Period
3:56 -- (West) G. Stahl -- Slashing (Minor)
4:23 -- (West) P.P. Poutine -- Charging (Minor)

2nd Period
3:23 -- (East) J. Johnson -- Slashing (Minor)
5:14 -- (East) T. Guyclint -- Roughing (Minor)
11:22 - (West) G. Stahl -- Fighting (Major)
11:22 - (West) G. Stahl -- Instigator (Minor)
11:22 - (East) B. Borkason -- Fighting (Major)
17:29 - (East) B. Buckaroo -- Cross Checking (Major)

3rd Period
2:21 -- (East) J. Van Riemsdyk -- Hooking (Minor)
5:12 -- (East) J. Van Riemsdyk -- Cross Checking (Minor)
7:18 -- (East) J. Van Riemsdyk -- High Sticking (Minor)

3 Stars of the Game
1) (East) Alex Jones (2 goals, 2 assists, +4)
2) (East) Charlie Conway (1 goal, 2 assists, +3)
3) (East) Bjorn Lundgren (1 goal, 1 assist, +4)



Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
Stahl with the Gordie Howe hat trick in the All-Star game :allears:

Also Calgary stomping the world now that the dream team is firing on all cylinders :getin:

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

@AJonesy19
Started from the bottom now we here #topdogg #allstar #twointwentytwo


I imagine that over the past 2 seasons my player went from super patriotic kid to dope drug hound that trips balls for every game. Basically Evander/Patrick Kane in Washington.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
@Borka80 2s

Stahl is a bad punchman for being bad loser #ULoser #AllStar

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

God drat it West, get your poo poo together :argh:

(How am I starting pairing over Poutine...)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Aurora posted:

(How am I starting pairing over Poutine...)

The lines are just sorted by OVR.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
@SneezyPeens 3 secs ago
3 All star appearances, 3 wins. And I owe it allll to saké. #boozeismylifeblood

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

Hockles posted:

I wish that some of the goons that signed up started to participate again

im reading and posting occasionally but theres not much to say other than "gently caress you hockles taking my spotlight" because why do you keep getting more ice time :argh:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Verviticus posted:

im reading and posting occasionally but theres not much to say other than "gently caress you hockles taking my spotlight" because why do you keep getting more ice time :argh:

Not you. There are a handful of people that posted their characters, and not again since I started 3.0.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Nice to get recognized and make an All-Star game. Maybe people DO pay attention to what happens in Edmonton.

Red Red Blue
Feb 11, 2007



Ricky Fantastic is just glad that the rest of his team figured out how to hold a hockey stick or whatever was wrong with them before

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The only time McFlurry ever got points at an All-Star Game was when he was on a line with Hockles and Stahl. :(

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Hockles posted:

Look at the injury report

@bladesvoice
Aaaaaughhhbb I herniated my disc by yelling about not being in the all star game too loudly arrrghh #arrgghhh

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Who are Ewic's linemates in CBJ? Do you remember if they've been steady the last ocuple years? CBJ has been very up and down in the standings.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Urlacher gonna be the best player to never make the all-star game because nobody wants their sissy stars to get touched :smith:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

So, I did half an update last night. Then I forgot I did the update just now, and simmed to the end of the regular season. So, the next update will be the End of Regular Season update. No trades happened at the deadline worth noting.



THE MACHO MAN posted:

Who are Ewic's linemates in CBJ? Do you remember if they've been steady the last ocuple years? CBJ has been very up and down in the standings.

E. Windros (PWF - 96 OVR) -- R. Johansen (PLY - 85 OVR) -- S. Griffith (SNP - 86 OVR)

T. Erixon (TWD - 87 OVR) -- B. Urlacher (ENF - 95 OVR)

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
Charlie Conway is tearing it up and give him a Hart trophy or at least a Lady Byng or some poo poo

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2022-23 Regular Season Update

Notable Stats
Stahl lead the league in Points; Vando is 2nd; Bar is 4th; Satonaka is 5th; Guibeau is 8th
Vando lead the league in Goals; Buckaroo is 2nd; Roboy & Skill tied for 3rd; Borkason & Stahl tied for 7th; Guibeau is 8th
Stahl lead the league in Assists; Satonaka is 3rd; Bar is 4th; Vando is 7th
Poutine is 3rd in Points among defensemen; Steidl is 4th; Spamtron is 8th
Stahl lead the league in +/-; Vando is 2nd; Satonaka is 4th; Borkason is 7th; Guyclint is 8th
Urlacher lead the league in PIM; McStabson is 3rd; Potatoes is 4th; Borkwicz is 5th; O'Rourke is 7th; Windros is 8th
Palin leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Cow is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Paynuss is 7th; McLargeHuge is 8th
Palin leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 2nd; Bergkamp is 3rd; Cow is 5th; McLargehuge & Paynuss tied for 6th
Paynuss leads the league in Wins; Pepperdick is 3rd; Athanatos & van der Veen tied for 4th; Cow & Ripken Jr tied for 7th


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
LAK -- A. Banks is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 7/4/23


Comments
Stahl will win the Art Ross and probably more; Vando will win the Richard;
I don't think Poutine will win the Norris
Either Palin or Pepperdick will win the Vezina. I don't know if Palin played enough games.
I added Palin to the leaderboards, the game didn't have him in there
Pepperdick will win the Jennings




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Buffalo dead-corpse worms their way into the post-season somehow.

The mid-season swings in this game are something else.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Okay, now I'm Pleads

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Hockles posted:

So, I did half an update last night. Then I forgot I did the update just now, and simmed to the end of the regular season. So, the next update will be the End of Regular Season update. No trades happened at the deadline worth noting.


E. Windros (PWF - 96 OVR) -- R. Johansen (PLY - 85 OVR) -- S. Griffith (SNP - 86 OVR)

T. Erixon (TWD - 87 OVR) -- B. Urlacher (ENF - 95 OVR)

Goddamn that's more than 600PIM in the starting lineup with me and Urlacher :catstare: And i'm still just a hair under a ppg!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Aurora posted:

Okay, now I'm Pleads

Stiedl already has a cup what are you whining about.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

Hockles posted:

Notable Stats
Stahl lead the league in Points; Vando is 2nd;

Truly the Dream Team

Southpaw
Mar 9, 2006
Goddamn, Washington shits the bed after the break, AGAIN.


@blundNHL 2s
getting old, very.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Pleads posted:

Stiedl already has a cup what are you whining about.

Yeah but I want more :mad:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


How dare you try to evoke the painful legacy of Pleads' heartbreaking struggles in Colorado when you already have your ring.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Hey if it makes you feel any better, I got two rings :smuggo:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pleads posted:

How dare you try to evoke the painful legacy of Pleads' heartbreaking struggles in Colorado when you already have your ring.

Didnt Colorado make the playoffs the year before you retired too, just to spite you?

McFlurry drags the Sharks kicking and screaming into the playoffs. I expect another swift first round exit but whatever. At least its the playoffs.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Southpaw posted:

Goddamn, Washington shits the bed after the break, AGAIN.

Ppg player and highest paid in the league but Lord help this dump of a hockey squad. NHL be a pro- the authentic Alex Ovechkin experience

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

My PIM/g really fell off in the second half :(

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

:siren: PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!:siren:

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.
roboy has 59 PIM in 820 games. but nope, 2nd line centre, despite outscoring that usurper

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Same stat line as my Norris winning season but probably no Norris? Boo!

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Ok so as soon as Hex Jr becomes starting goaltender, LA drops to the bottom of the standings. Figure it out, bud!

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

My "power forward" is trying for the Lady Byng apparently :negative:

lonelywurm
Aug 10, 2009

Ceyton posted:

My "power forward" is trying for the Lady Byng apparently :negative:
You're on a line with Grinder O'Rourke, averaging 3.35 PIM/Gm. If Teemu racked 'em up too that line would never be off the PK.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Chap and Foo carrying Vancouver kicking and screaming into the playoffs, will promptly get bounced in the 1st

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FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



McLargeHuge is waaaaaay too middle of the pack for what his stats are. :psyduck:

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