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Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

flowinprose posted:

Well I don't.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 03:48

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:49

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Jamesman posted:

Putin as a CAD character.

Not B^U enough.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 03:49

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Syntax Erin posted:

OK, some small part of me is impressed that some Walmarts attempt to do live entertainment. Wasn't expecting that.

All Wal*Marts do. It's just whether it's intentional or not. The one I work at has this homeless(?) guy that shows up and drinks a beer on a park bench then pisses himself. He apparently does this regularly although the first I heard about it happening was last night.

And the parking lot at night is apparently a place to pick up lot lizards.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 03:56

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Len posted:

All Wal*Marts do. It's just whether it's intentional or not. The one I work at has this homeless(?) guy that shows up and drinks a beer on a park bench then pisses himself. He apparently does this regularly although the first I heard about it happening was last night.

And the parking lot at night is apparently a place to pick up lot lizards.

This is essentially every Wal-Mart parking lot in my city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OxFou0K8p0

WE GOT PERMISSION

# ? Mar 31, 2014 04:29

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Len posted:

All Wal*Marts do. It's just whether it's intentional or not. The one I work at has this homeless(?) guy that shows up and drinks a beer on a park bench then pisses himself. He apparently does this regularly although the first I heard about it happening was last night.

And the parking lot at night is apparently a place to pick up lot lizards.

Please excuse the ignorance but what is a lot lizard? I'm assuming something horrible.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 04:45

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Frostwerks posted:

Well I don't.

I think it's from Aquateen Hungerforce.

fake edit: here it is

quote:

Meatwad: "Master Shake is so brave." Frylock: "Yeah, well I got news for ya Meatwad. That bus is not a vampire." Meatwad: "No no, I know. I know. It's a reverse vampire. You see, the thing you need to look at is the wheels..cause those are the markings. That's the way you can tell." Frylock: "No, no Meatwad. It's just a bus. Master Shake doesn't always know everything." Meatwad: "But he's a genius!" Frylock: "Well, I know he told you that.. but--" Master Shake: "Let me in! Hurry! Before I'm sucked dry!"

I don't have a funny or relevant picture to put here though, so I'm just gonna have to hope that this adult swim quote from the early to mid 2000s will stand on its own.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 04:55

SpartanIvy: May 18, 2007; Hair Elf

Just Offscreen posted:

Please excuse the ignorance but what is a lot lizard? I'm assuming something horrible.

A lot lizard is a prostitute who services truckers.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 05:00

Totally Reasonable: Jan 8, 2008; aaag mirrors

SpartanIV posted:

A lot lizard is a prostitute who services truckers.

And, in this case, people who overnight in walmart parking lots.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 05:04

Skinny King Pimp: Aug 25, 2011; Skinny Queen Wimp

Totally Reasonable posted:

And, in this case, people who overnight in walmart parking lots.

Yeah, he said truckers.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 05:12

Lotron: Aug 15, 2006; Still clownin'

Page four hundred and twenty

Yon hyaku ni ju desu

# ? Mar 31, 2014 05:53

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Lotron posted:

Page four hundred and twenty

Yon hyaku ni ju desu

Must be hard to fly with no legs.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 12:25

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Must be hard to fly with no legs.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 12:29

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Must be hard to fly with no legs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Bader

# ? Mar 31, 2014 12:38

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Must be hard to fly with no legs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Maresyev

# ? Mar 31, 2014 13:00

Taciturn Tactician: Jan 27, 2011; The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation; Lipstick Apathy

Lotron posted:

Page four hundred and twenty

Yon hyaku ni ju desu

Get out of here with that yon nonsense, say shii. :colbert:

And live on the 13th floor.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 15:33

Mike the TV: Jan 14, 2008; Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine; Pillbug

Taciturn Tactician posted:

Get out of here with that yon nonsense, say shii. And live on the 13th floor.

This would be awesome in a Suzuki Samurai.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 15:44

Wet Fifty: Dec 6, 2005; Greetings from the inner-
city, high-humidity, ass
and titty bar.

Mike the TV posted:

This would be awesome in a Suzuki Samurai.

But then you would be driving a Suzuki Samurai.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 16:01

dr cum patrol esq: Sep 3, 2003; A C A B

Wet Fifty posted:

But then you would be driving a Suzuki Samurai.

Wrong

# ? Mar 31, 2014 16:11

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Anyone talking poo poo on driving a Suzuki Samurai has never driven a Suzuki Samurai. Would I want to commute at high speeds on the interstate in one? No. But they're loving fun.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 16:17

Drunk Driver Dad: Feb 18, 2005

yeah they are awesome little trucks and really fun to take off roading

edit for content: I just posted this in GBS

# ? Mar 31, 2014 17:42

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Not sure if this is funny or horrifying. DJ and former goon (for about 5 minutes) Deadmau5's new ride.

Edit: He calls it the "Purrari"

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:33

kenny powerzzz: Jan 20, 2010

I only thought it was horrible until I got around to the personalized plate. Then I realized just how loving stupid it/he is.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:43

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I'm crying. Why would you do that to such a nice car. :smith:

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:47

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

It's so grotesque that I actually kinda like it.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:48

GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

CJacobs posted:

I'm crying. Why would you do that to such a nice car.

It's just a sticker IIRC, not a paint job.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:56

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Knowing Deadmau5 it's also somehow animated.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 21:58

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

He also drives it on the streets of Toronto to go get his morning double double from Tim's.

(To the foreigners, it means he drives in traffic full of retards to go to the most popular restaurant in canada to get a coffee with two creams and two sugars. In a ferrari.)

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:02

xxEightxx: Mar 5, 2010; Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!; Salad Prong

CJacobs posted:

I'm crying. Why would you do that to such a nice car.

To take the piss out of people who think owning a quarter million dollar car is some sort of status symbol that makes you better than someone else? At least with him he earned it and wasn't simply part of the lucky sperm club.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:16

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

xxEightxx posted:

To take the piss out of people who think owning a quarter million dollar car is some sort of status symbol that makes you better than someone else?

So then is that the same reason why he got the Cthulhu tentacle-porn tattoo?

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:23

Tide: Mar 27, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

xxEightxx posted:

To take the piss out of people who think owning a quarter million dollar car is some sort of status symbol that makes you better than someone else? At least with him he earned it and wasn't simply part of the lucky sperm club.

So he bootstrapped his way up to it?

Either way: Dude should be beaten with octopus tentacle for defacing such a beautiful car. He may as well have just took a couple hundred thousand dollars and burned it.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:26

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

Tide posted:

So he bootstrapped his way up to it?

Either way: Dude should be beaten with octopus tentacle for defacing such a beautiful car. He may as well have just took a couple hundred thousand dollars and burned it.

It's more than likely a vinyl wrap that doesn't harm the car in any way :ssh:

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:29

sesame_samuel_: Dec 24, 2012; Pork Pro

keyboard vomit posted:

It's more than likely a vinyl wrap that doesn't harm the car in any way

Still an ugly thing to do to that car regardless of permanence :ssh:

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:33

made of bees: May 21, 2013

Who the gently caress cares, it's his car.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:35

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

I honestly haven't cared about cars since I was ten. More power to him if he wants epic memes all over his car.

Me irl:

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:41

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

Demon of the East posted:

Still an ugly thing to do to that car regardless of permanence

If the objection is that he ruined the car, then don't worry everyone because now it's quite scratch-resistant and can be peeled off the moment he wants to sell it. Here's another:

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:44

Syntax Erin: Jan 1, 2012

minato posted:

Not sure if this is funny or horrifying. DJ and former goon (for about 5 minutes) Deadmau5's new ride.

Edit: He calls it the "Purrari"

Personally I love Nyan Cat. :nyan:

The license plate sucks, though.

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:50

PatrickBateman: Jul 26, 2007

davebo posted:

If the objection is that he ruined the car, then don't worry everyone because now it's quite scratch-resistant and can be peeled off the moment he wants to sell it. Here's another:

would be better as a bendy bus, each time it turns taking a bite on either side

# ? Mar 31, 2014 22:51

sesame_samuel_: Dec 24, 2012; Pork Pro

davebo posted:

If the objection is that he ruined the car, then don't worry everyone because now it's quite scratch-resistant and can be peeled off the moment he wants to sell it.

I just thought it was an ugly thing because it's an old silly meme on a cool car, but it really doesn't matter.

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