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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
How do I follow that?

9 Junji Lane.


Here's a link to a collection of Junji Ito's manga.
Have fun!
http://www.mangatank.com/manga/junji-ito-collection/v1/c1/1

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Say Nothing posted:

How do I follow that?

9 Junji Lane.


Amazing. :golfclap:

quote:

Here's a link to a collection of Junji Ito's manga.
Have fun!
http://www.mangatank.com/manga/junji-ito-collection/v1/c1/1

Yessssssssssss thank you

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Borden posted:

Nancy's copyright infringement finally catches up with her.


:magical:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Borden posted:

Nancy's copyright infringement finally catches up with her.


This is incredible.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

dpbjinc posted:

Does Universal distribute Garfield? If not, I imagine a C&D is in the works. If so, who in their right minds would give permission to do this?
Pretty much Jim Davis, as long as he gets a cut.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Borden posted:

Nancy's copyright infringement finally catches up with her.


Never piss of a muppet.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



The best way to deal with this is just to turn around and walk back out of the room. It actually does help you remember.


dpbjinc posted:

Does Universal distribute Garfield?

Yes.


Barney Google and Snuffy Smith


What are they eating? Peas, mashed potatoes and orange cylinders?


Crock


What's the joke here? Painkiller ads say "If pain persists, see your doctor" and I assume that's what they're going for here, but he did see the doctor? :what:


The Dinette Set


Heart of the City


Pearls Before SWine


I hate when drivers do this. If you'd just kept driving at full speed, I would have crossed behind you and we both would have carried on uninterrupted. But you decided to stop, which meant I didn't know what you were doing, so I stopped. Now we've both been delayed. You think you're being helpful but you're not.


Pluggers


Sam and Silo


How does having principles mean you don't want to spend your own money? :psyduck:


Wizard of Id


I don't understand the joke here. He didn't use magic, he just slapped him. And apparently 175 HP is a pretty small amount in whatever system that's supposed to be. :confused:

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

Tiggum posted:

orange cylinders?

Carrots?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

Amazing. :golfclap:


Yessssssssssss thank you
Strange how well Edda's face fits on that Ito monstrosity.
I'm reading through that collection of manga as well, there's a few stories there I haven't seen before.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Tiggum posted:

Wizard of Id


I don't understand the joke here. He didn't use magic, he just slapped him. And apparently 175 HP is a pretty small amount in whatever system that's supposed to be. :confused:
The guy is bewildered that a wizard would use a weak melee attack instead of roasting his rear end with a level 3 fire spell.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Pidmon posted:

Carrots?

Cylindrical carrots?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Borden posted:

Nancy's copyright infringement finally catches up with her.


You're the hero this thread deserves.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Good to see Borden's 110% on his/her/otherwise game. Awesome!

Jane's World



Yeah, a bottle or two of sake will certainly prime the pump. It'll be interesting to see if these two are totally wasted when the guy shows up.

Non Sequitur



Uh, right.

Heavenly Nostrils



Point.

Kliban



Uh, ok? :psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 3/31/2003



Idiot.

Zits



The 80s. Yes, definitely the 80s.

Kevin & Kell



It's not "wasting time", it's Market Research. Hey, I picked up a sweet consulting deal via a Facebook conversation.

Nemi



:smith:

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Geech returns its dailies, so we're back to three a day:





And I don't see why we can't three a day Oh Baby for three times the action:





I have a VOICE!

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Borden you are a treasure.

Cul-de-sacAGH! GOATS!


The Creeps ...oh thank god.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Tiggum posted:

Wizard of Id


I don't understand the joke here. He didn't use magic, he just slapped him. And apparently 175 HP is a pretty small amount in whatever system that's supposed to be. :confused:

The joke is Rpg mechanics. Clearly it was an enchanted wizard slap - and I'm pretty sure that 175 hp is enough to kill someone.

scarycave fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Mar 31, 2014

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

scarycave posted:

The joke is Rpg mechanics. Clearly it was an enchanted wizard slap - and I'm pretty sure that 175 hp is enough to kill someone.


bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
don Jaime, why do you hate us? :smith:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Good to see Borden's 110% on his/her/otherwise game. Awesome!

Jane's World


Good lord, I completely misread that third panel. It's sunglasses.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori
Saturday


Monday


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helsingin_normaalilyseo

Fok_It
Monday

Say hi to seksivalistussarvikuono.

Two years ago

There's a stealth pun in the original: aika means both "time" and "kinda, sorta, fairly, pretty much" etc. and the dude basically said that "I lost my grip on kinda" except with valid grammar.

Somewhere in the 2000's


Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Nemi's lost touch with her roots, maaan.

Bloom County

:stare:


:fireman:

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Off The Mark, done by Mark Parisi, claims to have jokes about every subject!


Oh, Brother!


And Piers Baker's Ollie And Quentin fights against the unfair notion that all comics should be funny.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Comics (Match 20th 2007)

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Darthemed posted:

New Adventures Of Queen Victoria




drat that Tim Buckley with his ability to draw foreground characters Lording Over Comix.





The answer is 'four.' One cat, you've just got a cat. Nothing unusual about that. Two cats, you're at work all day and you wanted two cats so they could entertain themselves, it's responsible pet ownership. Three is pushing it, but maybe you took in a stray or somebody couldn't keep theirs for some reason and you stepped in. It's commendable, really. Your friends think of you as the one with a bunch of cats, but you can still maintain a separate personality beyond that, with your own wants and desires.

Four cats, you are the cat person. That is all you are and all you ever will be. Prepare for every birthday and christmas gift to be cat-themed, even from people you know well. Nobody remembers what TV shows you like or your favourite restaurant, it's kliban mugs and catnip mousies for the rest of your life.

Ballard Street


I want to buy a house with an extra room that I can redo completely with mahogany wainscoting, burgundy carpets and tufted leather wingback chairs, where I will keep a bunch of smoking jackets and pipes on hand for people to come over and use. Monocles and moustaches expected but not provided.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty






Marmaduke circa 1968


Mike du Jour





How original.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Darthemed posted:

Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Pine nuts, pancetta, and arugula? They're really pushing the definition of "cheap" here.


Somebody made this, and thought it was funny.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
[quote="Some Guy TT" post=""427672367[b"]It's All Right Chief Dharma[/b]

[/quote]

I don't get it. :confused:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I don't get it. :confused:
At work, Chief Dharma gets it from his superior and his underlings. At break, his sandwich is smushed. At home, his gimbap are rolled too loosely and his wife tells him off for playing with his food. Three ways his day has been bad, and every time the reason comes down to "the middle [management] is squished [/loose]."

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

My Lovely Horse posted:

At work, Chief Dharma gets it from his superior and his underlings. At break, his sandwich is smushed. At home, his gimbap are rolled too loosely and his wife tells him off for playing with his food. Three ways his day has been bad, and every time the reason comes down to "the middle [management] is squished [/loose]."

Also, domestic violence.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lars Blitzer
Aug 17, 2004

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...


Dick Tracy's number one fan.

RandomFerret posted:


Ballard Street


I want to buy a house with an extra room that I can redo completely with mahogany wainscoting, burgundy carpets and tufted leather wingback chairs, where I will keep a bunch of smoking jackets and pipes on hand for people to come over and use. Monocles and moustaches expected but not provided.

drat, you figured out my planned renovations once I win the lottery. After the castle and commissioning a 16th century English caravel, of course.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (January 10, 1927)



Peanuts (April 4, 1956)



Note to GoComics recolorist: So blue's the color we're going with, is it... :argh:

Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Popeye has given his child a future of "Boy Named Sue"-style shame...and compulsive brawling.

Rip Haywire



Pogo, in which it's almost impressive how many things have gone wrong with Miz Beaver's plan. (April 2, 1956)



Out Our Way (September 17-18, 1924)





I have a few problems with this panel...apart from the usual one. :colbert:

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori


It's just "I hate Monday and Friday" in Finnish, so I could either 1) make both singular 2) make both plural 3) use "Mondays and Friday". 1) sounds like getting the reference wrong and 3) ruins the joke even worse than 2) does.

Anyway I thought it was funny

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Somebody made this, and thought it was funny.

I really think the guys loving with us (or was).
There's probably a very profitable market for completely terrible somewhere.

Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

Darthemed posted:

Oh, Brother!


From parts unknown..

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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Lurkman posted:

From parts unknown..

Paging PoptartsNinja to BSS, paging PoptartsNinja to BSS...

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