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Arclyte
Apr 21, 2002

PatrickBateman posted:

would be better as a bendy bus, each time it turns taking a bite on either side

Pretty sure it is.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

davebo posted:

If the objection is that he ruined the car, then don't worry everyone because now it's quite scratch-resistant and can be peeled off the moment he wants to sell it. Here's another:



Huh, I would have thought "Teeth" was too low budget a movie to afford promoting on the side of a bus.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Arclyte posted:

Pretty sure it is.

Nah, that's a door.

GymnastyThom
Nov 26, 2005
Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.
^^^ that went from neat to awesome real quick

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Nyan cat is a stupid meme and if you care that much about a car you are also stupid.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Too many wheels.


Beep beep muthafucka!

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
So what happens when you have to make an emergency stop?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Dead Blue Sky posted:

So what happens when you have to make an emergency stop?

You don't stop when you're in the Spiral Zone.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dead Blue Sky posted:

So what happens when you have to make an emergency stop?

You make a sudden stop, and get taken to the emergency room because you faceplanted into the asphalt.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Too many wheels.


iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
Is there an April fools day thread? Couldn't find one.

Either way, Yum!

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

iRend posted:

April fools

Chrome for Android has a new "translate to emoji" thing. Results are... interesting.


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Say Nothing posted:

Beep beep muthafucka!

I love how they've added blur to the background. Every one of those uni-segways I've ever read about tops out around 35kph.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Say Nothing posted:

Beep beep muthafucka!


German Harrison Ford coming through!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Captain Trips posted:

"4chan Man" kills me every time.

I doubt it, I mean you could just run away a little bit and he would get winded pretty quickly.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

Memento posted:

I doubt it, I mean you could just run away a little bit and he would get winded pretty quickly.

Serpentine, very poor peripheral vision.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Does anyone have that fake OKCupid profile of the spooky baby thing that says something like ''I don't really like how souls taste?''

God I hope you know they one I'm talking about.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Say Nothing posted:

Too many wheels.


Beep beep muthafucka!


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Demon of the East posted:

Content:
Knockoff and cheap, stupid costumes:




I wonder how many people actually buy costumes like the first and last.


eithedog posted:

Of course there's a sexy version, why would you even doubt:



There's also this:


I tried to find a sexy turkey costume but apparently that's where they drew the line.

And to answer Demon of the East's question, that dumb turkey costume seems to be really popular.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I tried to find a sexy turkey costume but apparently that's where they drew the line.

Well you obviously didn't try very hard.

Roger Tangerines
Apr 15, 2013

by Debbie Metallica

Mola Yam posted:

Well you obviously didn't try very hard.



Oooh, and it has a built-in fart vent.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

From BBC's Panorama, in 1957:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yJ8C5TbeY

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

What Pokemon is this?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Unitard.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ragequit posted:

What Pokemon is this?

It's actually an enemy from the Mega Man games.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

You motherfuckers aren't going to spring your trap on me! :mad:



It's called a wheelie and its from the Kirby games. I'm pretty sure I recognize that one from the whatever that racing game was on the gamecube

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.


:heysexy:

:confused:

:psyduck:

:negative:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when an attractive woman with a moustache runs wild on you?

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

Roger Tangerines posted:

Oooh, and it has a built-in fart vent.

That's not a vent. That is how you blow it up.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
I'm not sure that I agree with you 100% on your joke-getting there, Lou.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

karn1635 posted:

That's not a vent. That is how you blow it up.

No man, I have that costume out in my garage, that's a fart vent 100 percent.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

eithedog posted:

Of course there's a sexy version, why would you even doubt:



I don't think I want the yellow stuff that comes out of that bottle. :barf:

Tom P. Baxter
Apr 26, 2005
How do you know my language!?!?!
I hear ya, I prefer brown mustard myself.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Captain Trips posted:

"4chan Man" kills me every time.

Wait I thought 4 chan man was black suit and green "not found" face?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ak Gara posted:

Wait I thought 4 chan man was black suit and green "not found" face?

4chan man is a black person with an afro wearing a black business suit.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

tribbledirigible posted:

You don't stop when you're in the Spiral Zone.

Good god, did you really just make that reference? :psyduck:

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio
4chan is a bunch of stupid loving children, and manchildren who are stupid.

Glad youre all so down with it.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Paladinus posted:

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when an attractive woman with a moustache runs wild on you?

Get a very confused boner.

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

tribbledirigible posted:

You don't stop when you're in the Spiral Zone.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Good god, did you really just make that reference? :psyduck:

My friends still tell me that it never existed and I was making it up. I feel vindicated.

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MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.


Apparently this is a thing today! Considering I work half a mile from the station I might just pop in and see it.

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