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ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Midnight Moth posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

I'm sure there's an app for that (drug hallucination dream interpretation).


 
Pick out your partner
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           The
     Pennsylvania
          Polka!

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Gocomics isn't loading comics for me at the moment so here's a short post.

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


I like how these clowns don't even rate Mandrake showing up himself.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County




Calvin And Hobbes

Beats getting mad at the ball and swinging the bat downwards at it, only to have it rebound and smack you in the face.


No denying the gravity of the situation.

Cheap Thrill Cuisine

This sounds both tasty and inexpensive! :D

Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett do On A Claire Day.


Ordinary Bill, by William Wilson.

gently caress CHOICES

And Origins Of The Sunday Comics is curated by Peter Maresca.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I have created a Scandal Comix.

Pooch Café


That's a lot more explicit than this strip usually gets.

Ballard Street


Daryl's last name is Jenson.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

RandomFerret posted:

I have created a Scandal Comix.

Pooch Café


That's a lot more explicit than this strip usually gets.

Ballard Street


Daryl's last name is Jenson.

These are totally edits, right? RIGHT?!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Pickles

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


BlankIsBeautiful posted:

These are totally edits, right? RIGHT?!

Yes.




(I might have believed Ballard Street alone though)

e: which says something about the combination of my own gullibility and how far I honestly believe Ballard Street will go

Shugojin fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Apr 1, 2014

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Huh. Who knew sea turtle eggs bounce? That looks like a bag of ping pong balls to me.

Turns out he was actually smuggling Jackelrods.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I think Jane's friend is about to lay some moves on her. Go for it Jane! :unsmith:

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Zits



Yep, pretty common traits, Jeremy.

Tongue rolling is actually determined by your genetics, so it's perfect for his project. Same for tongue folding.

Edminster posted:

 
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype!

Now then. Geech doesn't suffer from losing its bottom half for a strip.





Oh Baby is, amazingly, not pulling the hate of, say, Kevin and Kell. Wonder if I should go to five a day.


How does it know what it looks like?


Yes, apparently this is Bill Gates' kid. I didn't know he had one.


I can't help reading that signature as "Pee."

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Pvt.Scott posted:

I think Jane's friend is about to lay some moves on her. Go for it Jane! :unsmith:

The comic will cut away to different people doing something completely unrelated, possibly decades removed.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

don Jaime posted:

Tongue rolling is actually determined by your genetics, so it's perfect for his project. Same for tongue folding.


I had the same thought when I read that.

Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 1, 2014

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

don Jaime posted:

Oh Baby is, amazingly, not pulling the hate of, say, Kevin and Kell. Wonder if I should go to five a day.
My guess would be that people automatically add Oh Baby! posters to their ignore lists.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

Darthemed posted:

My guess would be that people automatically add Oh Baby! posters to their ignore lists.

Hadn't occurred to me, thanks. If I ignored everyone posting crap comics, though, I'd fill up the ignore list and have little left to read in this thread.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

don Jaime posted:

Oh Baby is, amazingly, not pulling the hate of, say, Kevin and Kell. Wonder if I should go to five a day.

Everyone knows it's just a cruel joke and hoping that if they ignore it will go away

Fok_It

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

don Jaime posted:

Tongue rolling is actually determined by your genetics, so it's perfect for his project.
It isn't actually determined by your genes, though.

It still gets trotted out in elementary school when they're talking about Mendelian inheritance, but it isn't true.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

don Jaime posted:

Hadn't occurred to me, thanks. If I ignored everyone posting crap comics, though, I'd fill up the ignore list and have little left to read in this thread.

Don't stop posting Oh, Baby.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
If Oh Baby did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it

Something must balance this thread, lest we lose ourselves to decadence and joy

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Code Jockey posted:

If Oh Baby did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it

Something must balance this thread, lest we lose ourselves to decadence and joy

I refuse to believe that Oh Baby is God. The universe is not so badly designed.

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Then...Dustin is the father?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

don Jaime posted:

Hadn't occurred to me, thanks. If I ignored everyone posting crap comics, though, I'd fill up the ignore list and have little left to read in this thread.

Did you just discover it or something? It was posted here and universally hated already so a lot of us have already seen it, since it ended awhile ago. Even terrible comics only have so much impact.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Oh Baby is the goatse of comics, you see it, you're horrified, and then you're inured to future showings.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Probably Magic posted:

Oh Baby is the goatse of comics, you see it, you're horrified, and then you're inured to future showings.

I think knowing the history behind Oh, Baby, basically the fact that the creator creeped his way right out of "mom"s life because of making it, makes it a bit more tolerable.

Just a tiny, tiny bit.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Today's Tiny Sepuku gives nerds terrible dating advice.



The Grizzwells asks us the obvious: Does a bear [talk about dull] poo poo in the woods?





Big Nate saying "epic fail" in earnest makes me question my decision to post it.






don Jaime posted:

a desperate cry for attention

Dude, you're only making me skip over your posts faster.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
9 Junji Lane.



Hey Brooke, your cartoon strip blends perfectly with Japanese horror manga. What does that tell you?

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

don Jaime posted:

Tongue rolling is actually determined by your genetics, so it's perfect for his project. Same for tongue folding.


This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype!

Now then. Geech doesn't suffer from losing its bottom half for a strip.





Oh Baby is, amazingly, not pulling the hate of, say, Kevin and Kell. Wonder if I should go to five a day.


How does it know what it looks like?


Yes, apparently this is Bill Gates' kid. I didn't know he had one.


I can't help reading that signature as "Pee."

You post pure ugliness and hatred. If your post was an actual place, it would be the garbage can of a 'kill only' shelter that accepted only kittens and puppies.

There, happy?

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
85% of the comics are pretty much around Oh, Baby tier bad or dancing just above it.
It doesn't really matter if a comics bad, what matters is people making funny posts and edits about them.

Honestly I can barely find any inspiration to do edits for this thread anymore.
I guess I really don't find Oh, Baby grudingly horrible is because its something that isn't not-Garfield or whatever generic webcomic.
It's a crazy rear end person copy-pasting a fetus since time immemorial.

I'm pretty much just here for Pooch Cafe, Moomin's and a few of the other decent comics here.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




scarycave posted:

I'm pretty much just here for Pooch Cafe, Moomin's and a few of the other decent comics here.

Like Luann? :haw:

Luann





Apartment 3-G


I wonder what she's been feeding that thing.



1. Bolle is so pissed that Shulock made him draw a horse. Still, he's not going to draw that horse in any panel where it's not specifically mentioned, by God!

2. That's a great attitude, Tommie. "The dude who owns this place and whose help I need asked me to move my car, but gently caress him! I like where I parked!"


Pros & Cons





Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man


Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

9 Junji Lane.



Hey Brooke, your cartoon strip blends perfectly with Japanese horror manga. What does that tell you?



:stonk:

This is reality, however grim.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Dewgy posted:

I think knowing the history behind Oh, Baby, basically the fact that the creator creeped his way right out of "mom"s life because of making it, makes it a bit more tolerable.

Just a tiny, tiny bit.

Wait, what? Can you elaborate? I need to know the method behind the madness.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica


I don't know if I want this deer silliness to stop or continue forever

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Julet Esqu posted:

Like Luann? :haw:

Not really, it looks pretty boring. I've never actually looked it over.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man




Newspaper Spiderman is something I can get behind though.
I can only imagine Stan Lee thinking "nailed it!" as he was typing up that April fool joke.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


I think this is peak Arlo and Janis.

Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





So the binoculars and plane's electrical system get fried, but the radio is going to work just fine. Stupid aliens.

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Wait, what? Can you elaborate? I need to know the method behind the madness.

If there's any evidence that it happened because of OH BABY then I missed it, but he did have to stop the strip because he couldn't afford to pay to host it on GoComics since his wife divorced him and he lost his job:


I'm not going to lie: I like OH BABY. Not because it's good, because god knows it's nowhere near it. But it's bad in this perfect, surreal way. Like a dada masterpiece, but played entirely straight. It's fascinating to read precisely because of its specific, utterly bizarre flavor of awful.

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