Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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Spiffeh: Dec 24, 2005

Jose posted:

Some amazing own goals in this list

the Chris Brass own goal is still my favourite, didn't he break his nose doing that too?

Spiffeh fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Apr 1, 2014

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:02

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:48

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

He did. Nothing is ever going to top that own goal

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:11

Popehoist: Feb 5, 2008; There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

quote:

Notts County are delighted to announce the signing of England Ladies international Ellen White on a pioneering joint contract that will see the highly-rated striker available to represent both the men�s and women�s team.

White, who signed for Notts County Ladies from Arsenal ahead of the new FA Women�s Super League season, has caught the eye of Notts boss Shaun Derry in training and has now been added to the squad for the remainder of the men�s season.

The 24-year-old will become the first lady to represent the men�s team and was delighted to have agreed the dual contract, saying: �To have agreed a deal like this, on today of all days, is just fantastic and I�m really looking forward to playing for both Notts County sides, it�s a really exciting prospect.

�It will be a real challenge, but I�m no fool, I wouldn�t have agreed to this if I didn�t think I could perform to my best for both clubs and I just can�t wait to get started now.�

White is currently away on international duty with England and will not be available for this weekend�s Sky Bet League 1 game away to Brentford, but could make her debut in the home game against Port Vale a week later, subject to availability, as the ladies kick-off their season in the FA Cup the following day at home to Coventry City here at Meadow Lane.

http://www.nottscountyfc.co.uk/news/article/ellen-white-signs-joint-notts-contract-1459682.aspx#C2auAb8HvX00Dm8i.99

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:34

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

"lol women playing football" isn't a very good april fools joke

I mean mostly I just feel bad for them etc

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:43

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

They're going to (rightfully) get a lot of poo poo for that. God what a dumb joke.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:52

Spiffeh: Dec 24, 2005

The Mash posted:

They're going to (rightfully) get a lot of poo poo for that. God what a dumb joke.

After they signed a murderer I'm not sure they give a poo poo

# ? Apr 1, 2014 11:55

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Spangly A posted:

"lol women playing football" isn't a very good april fools joke

I mean mostly I just feel bad for them etc

Agreed. It should have at least a modicum of believability.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 12:39

Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Didn't some national women's team play against a bunch of 15 year olds and get soundly thrashed by them? No way could a woman ever play for them at that level, not fooled try again next year.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:05

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

E: Wrong thread as it turns out

# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:11

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Didn't some national women's team play against a bunch of 15 year olds and get soundly thrashed by them? No way could a woman ever play for them at that level, not fooled try again next year.

The USA women played the USA u17 boys team and lost 8-2 a while back.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:25

Ho Chi Meeeeee: Jun 13, 2008; let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Didn't some national women's team play against a bunch of 15 year olds and get soundly thrashed by them? No way could a woman ever play for them at that level, not fooled try again next year.

Yes. I think the USWNT played against 17 year olds and got trounced. Edit: whoops, badly beaten.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 13:46

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Anyone have any football pictures?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 14:08

Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 14:10

not not luvd: Nov 17, 2006; My Arse!

Red Star Baldgreg posted:

Anyone have any football pictures?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 14:16

Big Black Sock: Mar 12, 2007

# ? Apr 1, 2014 17:21

quiet enjoyment: May 11, 2009

Big Black Sock posted:

A good sign, a great post, an amazing team

# ? Apr 1, 2014 17:49

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

These new nike ads are loving terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxBSt6XQtc

# ? Apr 1, 2014 17:53

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

That was a bit poo poo.

This is still Nikes best ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3qtbWA_nrs

# ? Apr 1, 2014 17:55

EC10: Jan 17, 2005; We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

quiet enjoyment posted:

A good sign, a great post, an amazing team

(Trying too hard)

(Not very funny)

# ? Apr 1, 2014 17:56

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

These new nike ads are loving terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxBSt6XQtc

What is being risked here, am I missing something?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:05

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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TheBigAristotle posted:

What is being risked here, am I missing something?

Failure.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:07

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

What is being risked here, am I missing something?

Ronnie could end up with a hair out of place.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:12

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Best Nike ads are the ones with Cantona. First goal wins, innit.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 18:15

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Those cage match ones were pretty legit

# ? Apr 1, 2014 21:46

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

Driven past this place a few times, finally took a couple of pics:

It is a school for gifted children.

And here's where I played this past weekend:

"FIFA Soccer specific turf imported from The Netherlands"

fancy-schmancy :toot:

# ? Apr 1, 2014 21:53

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Lazlow posted:

And here's where I played this past weekend:

"FIFA Soccer specific turf imported from The Netherlands"

fancy-schmancy

Houston Dutch lions in Conroe Texas?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 21:58

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

ayb posted:

Houston Dutch lions in Conroe Texas?

a-yup

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:00

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Lazlow posted:

a-yup

That field is pretty nice. I've reffed twice out there. Who do you play for?

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:01

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

quote:

FIFA Soccer specific turf

lmao nice racket FIFA got going on.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:01

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:06

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

ayb posted:

That field is pretty nice. I've reffed twice out there. Who do you play for?

I've played twice out there. It's a drive and a half, but worth it. I play for Aztex, TORSO over-thirty coed rec league. Ever ref for them? I've probably complained about you if you have. :v:

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:06

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Phil Jones only has one facial expression doesn't he.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:07

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

El Hefe posted:

These new nike ads are loving terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxBSt6XQtc

Rooney is so out of place here.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:09

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

Gigi Galli posted:

Phil Jones only has one facial expression doesn't he.

he makes Ribery look a handsome lad

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:09

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Lazlow posted:

I've played twice out there. It's a drive and a half, but worth it. I play for Aztex, TORSO over-thirty coed rec league. Ever ref for them? I've probably complained about you if you have.

Lazlow posted:

I've played twice out there. It's a drive and a half, but worth it. I play for Aztex, TORSO over-thirty coed rec league. Ever ref for them? I've probably complained about you if you have.

Checked my game list but I only did Dutch lions, hurricanes and Bearkats. I've been wanting to play again. What's the skill level on the over 30 coed league? I played in college but my wife is basically a gimp

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:10

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Cross-posting from the MLS thread:

Head coach and players for the Colorado Rapids repping the old Colorado Caribou kits from the 70s NASL team. I don't care if it's April 1st, this needs to happen for real:

B.B. Rodriguez fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Apr 1, 2014

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:12

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

ayb posted:

Checked my game list but I only did Dutch lions, hurricanes and Bearkats. I've been wanting to play again. What's the skill level on the over 30 coed league? I played in college but my wife is basically a gimp

It's pretty varied, the top division (of four) has some really good players, still amateur but quite a few that played through college or for other high-level club teams in the HFA. The bottom division is pretty poo poo, a lot of the teams have a handful of 60+ year old players who have been playing in the league for many, many years and basically use it as an excuse to get outside. Plenty fun, though, really laid back but still a bit competitive.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:32

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:09

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

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Ponce de Le0n: Jul 6, 2008; Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

lmao

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:24

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