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Vidaeus
Jan 27, 2007

Cats are gonna cat.

Solice Kirsk posted:

There is actually no difference between male and female ships at that age.

This is the correct answer.

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boo_tradley
Dec 24, 2009
False color image (I think?) of Choshu samurai planning maneuvers in the Boshin War :black101:.


Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JHomer722 posted:

At a middle school tourney, this kid from a local powerhouse team got pinned by a girl. He walked off the mat crying with a giant boner.

If he had acted like a cat, meowed, and slunk out on all fours nobody would have noticed it.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

JHomer722 posted:

At a middle school tourney, this kid from a local powerhouse team got pinned by a girl. He walked off the mat crying with a giant boner.

It's tough discovering what turns you on in front of a crowd. At least he wasn't wrestling the school mascot.

Blistex posted:

Boat stuff.

I was under the impression a carrier could withstand a ton of damage. Isn't that what they made nuclear torpedoes for?

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Krispy Kareem posted:

It's tough discovering what turns you on in front of a crowd.

Well I don't have to get into a wrestling match to know that being in a close contact with a sweaty girl would probably give me a boner too. Especially in high school.

And those wrestling uniforms probably didn't leave too much for imagination either. :stare:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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He should marry that girl. You should always aim for being with some one better than you.

palmkernel
Dec 11, 2013

It's really fun and good that I can open any random thread in any subforum on this site and get to read arguments over gender. Anyway here's a legit badass that I learned about when I lived in Thailand.



This is Parinya Charoenphol, a badass Muay Thai fighter who was born a man but wanted to be a woman. She was the most famous ladyboy Muay Thai fighter, and the subject of the excellent documentary Beautiful Boxer. I respect that even while taking hormones and stuff she would fight men.

You can read more about her here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parinya_Charoenphol

Raimundus
Apr 26, 2008

BARF! I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE SMELLING DOG BUTTS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG!

palmkernel posted:

It's really fun and good that I can open any random thread in any subforum on this site and get to read arguments over gender. Anyway here's a legit badass that I learned about when I lived in Thailand.



This is Parinya Charoenphol, a badass Muay Thai fighter who was born a man but wanted to be a woman. She was the most famous ladyboy Muay Thai fighter, and the subject of the excellent documentary Beautiful Boxer. I respect that even while taking hormones and stuff she would fight men.

You can read more about her here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parinya_Charoenphol





:swoon:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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palmkernel posted:

She was the most famous ladyboy Muay Thai fighter...

How many others were there? Or was she just the best fighter? Or was she the best transvestite? Or was she the best...both? Either way, I can't imagine that's a very deep pool. Pretty awesome though!

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Yea I would get a boner if I had to wrestle that chick. Especially if she was winning. Seriously though, don't wrestlers wear cups or something boner-hiding? It seems like getting your nuts smashed would be a constant danger.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

bunnielab posted:

Yea I would get a boner if I had to wrestle that chick. Especially if she was winning. Seriously though, don't wrestlers wear cups or something boner-hiding? It seems like getting your nuts smashed would be a constant danger.

See this poo poo? This really isn't necessary. If you have a question about something, feel free to ask questions about it, this thread is great for providing lots of info about some pretty bizarre and obscure stuff. But don't feel like it's OK to discuss how many boners you would get, how hard your boner would be, when/why you'd be getting a boner, etc.

PYF DOES NOT NEED ANY INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR POTENTIAL BONEROSITY

edit: VVV I wrestled one season in high school. We didn't have nut-protectors. I'm not a good source for info on it though.

blunt for century has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Apr 4, 2014

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Fine, but what about the nut-protector issue? Nut safety is an important topic imho.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Stalin McHitler posted:

See this poo poo? This really isn't necessary. If you have a question about something, feel free to ask questions about it, this thread is great for providing lots of info about some pretty bizarre and obscure stuff. But don't feel like it's OK to discuss how many boners you would get, how hard your boner would be, when/why you'd be getting a boner, etc.

PYF DOES NOT NEED ANY INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR POTENTIAL BONEROSITY

Ooh yeah, I like it when you mod rough. Makes me real hard.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Keep talking about boners, I'm almost there.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Nanomashoes posted:

Ooh yeah, I like it when you mod rough. Makes me real hard.

:wink:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


What if, say, you're famous in porn for your bad-rear end boner, and you happen to have a favorite picture of it? I feel like providing a little context in that situation would be good.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I don't know anyone who ever wrestled with a cup, myself included.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Stinky Pit posted:

I don't know anyone who ever wrestled with a cup, myself included.
I should hope not! They're supposed to fit smugly, but they shouldn't be that much of a bother.

Mouthguard Chump
Sep 19, 2006
Listen, you degenerate, toothless redneck...

Ofaloaf posted:

I should hope not! They're supposed to fit smugly, but they shouldn't be that much of a bother.

Cups impede range of motion and if your legs are being pressed together, like if you're laying on your side, they can press into the surrounding tissue pretty hard. When I was a youth wrestling coach, this one boy was wearing one cause his mom insisted. The problem was that the constant pressure from it hurt him terribly, and he didn't want to practice for a week afterwards because pain in his legs and "a lot of tingling".
Hockey is one of the few sports where a player can wear a cup and it won't affect him so much. Even when I played rugby in college, I never heard of someone wearing one.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Ofaloaf posted:

They're supposed to fit smugly,

How does that work, exactly ?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Krispy Kareem posted:

I was under the impression a carrier could withstand a ton of damage. Isn't that what they made nuclear torpedoes for?

A carrier, like pretty much all modern US warships (really, all modern warships) has little to no actual armour. I think they currently have 2.5" of kevlar around the fuel tanks and bomb stores to try and keep spalling from hurting them, but really they can be deathtraps if a situation gets out of control. This is one reason why Naval vessels are constantly having fire control and damage drills, so the crew doesn't let something small turn into something big, and so that something big hopefully doesn't sink the ship. Really, one lucky hit from a single 5" shell could sink a carrier, and it wouldn't have to be a one in a million hit either. If the fuel tanks were holed and caught fire, or if one of the onboard bombs went off below decks it could mean that the ship will either sink or more likely burn to the water line and be a complete write-off. Carriers are so valuable and vunerable that the job of pretty much every ship around them is to keep an enemy from getting a shot off, hopefully shooting down anything incoming, and worst case scenario, taking a hit instead of the carrier.

Nuclear torpedoes were a cold-war thing where you wanted to either take out a sub that you knew was "somewhere over there" or to take out an entire carrier group with one lucky (suicidal) shot.

A good example of how things can get out of control is the USS Forrestal fire during Vietnam. A freak accident nearly sank her when a rocket accidentally fired, punctured a fuel tank on another aircraft, caused a fire, and then ignited some bombs on the deck. Things went from bad to worse, and it was lucky that the fire was eventually brought under control. The Forrestal had a 3" armoured flight deck, and I'd guess was overall a tougher ship, but probably didn't have the damage control and firefighting capabilities modern supercarriers have.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Blistex posted:


A good example of how things can get out of control is the USS Forrestal fire during Vietnam. A freak accident nearly sank her when a rocket accidentally fired, punctured a fuel tank on another aircraft, caused a fire, and then ignited some bombs on the deck. Things went from bad to worse, and it was lucky that the fire was eventually brought under control. The Forrestal had a 3" armoured flight deck, and I'd guess was overall a tougher ship, but probably didn't have the damage control and firefighting capabilities modern supercarriers have.

It's such a shame, they could have prevented Forrestal fires.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Stairs posted:

It's such a shame, they could have prevented Forrestal fires.

:drat:

e: so this is one of my favorite badass things. It's not a picture but this video captures what happened from a bunch of angles with also lovely music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEFCQRwj28w

Basically, a wingsuit crash. Here's an interview with Jeb Corliss after the accident, with a bit I thought was cool: http://www.outsideonline.com/blog/outdoor-adventure/inside-the-crash-and-recovery-of-jeb-corliss.html

quote:

One was purely technical. As I impacted, I was immediately thrown into flips, bouncing, and tumbling OK, you’re out of control—regain stability. OK. You’re OK. You’re stable. The wingsuit was destroyed and it was throwing me back into the mountain. So I’m struggling to stay away from the mountain. On top of that, there are ledges. I thought, OK, I can’t pull yet. I have to fly over that ledge. OK, I can’t pull yet. I have to fly over that ledge. I had to get over those ledges before I could pull my parachute and still survive.

The second thought process was more philosophical. It was like, Well, why are you going to pull? What’s the point of pulling? You’re already dead. There is absolutely no way you can survive this. If you pull, all that’s going to happen is you're just going to prolong the end. Don’t pull the parachute. Just fly into the side of the mountain. You’re going to bleed out as you’re waiting for a rescue and you’re just going to suffer for hours of just pain and misery, and you’re still going to die. Why pull? If you don’t pull, you just die instantly, and there is no pain.

It was a strange kind of position to be in. The thought process was odd. Most people, when faced with a quick, painless death or a slow agonizing death... It was a difficult choice to make. From impact to deployment was around six seconds, but it felt like minutes. I felt like I was having a full conversation with myself.

All of a sudden, the part of my brain that was doing all of this technical stuff was like, You know what? You pull now or you die. There is no time. You pull right this second. You pull now, now, now.

The debating part of my brain went, Well, it’s a good thing I like pain. Bring it. Let’s see what I can do. Let’s see how long I can survive. I know I’m dead, but a couple extra hours is better than nothing.

So I pulled. And I was right about one thing. gently caress, it hurt. It was so painful. There was no way. It was just so painful. There was no way to describe it. I’ve broken my back before, and I’ve broken ribs, and I’ve been in pain, but holy poo poo. I had no idea how bad it can really be. I had no idea what pain could be until after that. That was the most painful thing I have felt.

That's LIFE asserting itself right there. He managed to survive with really (relatively) very minor injuries, and I think he's still flying wingsuits. These people are absolutely loving insane but I admire them in some bizarre way.

Chard has a new favorite as of 04:47 on Apr 4, 2014

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Chard posted:

:drat:

e: so this is one of my favorite badass things. It's not a picture but this video captures what happened from a bunch of angles with also lovely music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEFCQRwj28w

Basically, a wingsuit crash. Here's an interview with Jeb Corliss after the accident, with a bit I thought was cool: http://www.outsideonline.com/blog/outdoor-adventure/inside-the-crash-and-recovery-of-jeb-corliss.html


That's LIFE asserting itself right there. He managed to survive with really (relatively) very minor injuries, and I think he's still flying wingsuits. These people are absolutely loving insane but I admire them in some bizarre way.

It's an interesting read, but as far as I know, he's completely off-base here:

quote:

When I first got to the hospital, the doctors injected me with morphine. For the first two days, they were doing it against my will. I got so angry by the second day. When the nurse came at me with a needle, I said, I’m done. She got the doctor. We got in this argument and I’m like, Do not give me any more painkillers. I do not want it. They said, Sir, you are going through surgeries. For the surgeries, they put me under. That’s one thing, but when I came out, they were constantly trying to give me poo poo.

I’m very anti-drug. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t use drugs of any kind. I get in fights with doctors about it non-stop. They say, Pain is bad for you. I say, You know what? You’re full of poo poo. Pain is like vision. It’s like tasting. It’s like seeing. It’s like smelling. It’s one of your senses. It’s telling you something is wrong. If I don’t feel pain, I’m gonna move. Pain is the only thing that will keep me in bed. If I don’t allow myself to deal with pain there are a couple of things that are going to happen. One, I’m not going to learn my lesson. Nothing teaches you more than pain. On top of learning, it helps in the healing process. Let’s just say that you have a broken ankle. If you take pain medication, you might just let it flop on the bed. That might not be the right position for it. When you feel pain, guess what, you’re going to put your leg in the exact position where it feels the least amount of pain. I wanted to make sure that when I was lying there, my body was in the best possible position for healing. Everyone just wants to be so comfortable all the time. Comfort is your enemy. I’m not interested in feeling the world how I want it to be. I’m not interested in trying to control and twist it all around me. I’m interested in experiencing it for what it really is. And if I’m broken and destroyed in pain, that’s what’s really going on. I’ve earned that injury and that pain and I deserve to experience it.

As far as I understand, the reason medics try to get painkillers into you as soon as possible is to try to prevent pain sensitisation. The theory is something like the more pain you experience, the better your nerves get at feeling pain, and get more sensitive to it - you don't toughen up, you get more vulnerable, so by pumping him full or morphine they might have been trying to head off chronic pain later in life.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Hydrolith posted:

As far as I understand, the reason medics try to get painkillers into you as soon as possible is to try to prevent pain sensitisation. The theory is something like the more pain you experience, the better your nerves get at feeling pain, and get more sensitive to it - you don't toughen up, you get more vulnerable, so by pumping him full or morphine they might have been trying to head off chronic pain later in life.

Yeah, I get the mindset behind the whole "PAIN MAKES YOU A BETTER AND TOUGHER PERSON :black101:" ideal a bit but gently caress that. If/when I ever break something or whatever I hope they pump me catatonic with pain meds because I'd rather not deal with that poo poo.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Istari posted:

How does that work, exactly ?

You want your Jock Strap to be really tight, don't want that poo poo dangling or something

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I'll admit I skimmed that part, the boneheaded PAIN=GAIN attitude is pretty dumb. I was mainly impressed by the near-instantaneous recovery during his crash/flight and the quick decision making immediately after. Plus surviving that damage and the shock of it, I can excuse a little machismo bragging I guess. It's what they live for after all.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Austrian mook posted:

You want your Jock Strap to be really tight, don't want that poo poo dangling or something

A+ joke recognition, friend !
(My point was that the poster wrote smugly instead of snugly.)

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Hydrolith posted:

It's an interesting read, but as far as I know, he's completely off-base here:

...

As far as I understand, the reason medics try to get painkillers into you as soon as possible is to try to prevent pain sensitisation. The theory is something like the more pain you experience, the better your nerves get at feeling pain, and get more sensitive to it - you don't toughen up, you get more vulnerable, so by pumping him full or morphine they might have been trying to head off chronic pain later in life.

It's not so ridiculous. Most doctors in the 'States over-use interventions and medications because of the risk of litigation if something goes wrong and they can't show that they've done something. Not even consciously really, it's just the way that a litigious system effects accepted medical practice. It leads to a whole lot of unnecessary medication or even unnecessary operations though, which obviously have negative side effects.

Still, that guy seems to have some absolute stance on it which is dumb.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Sure, I can understand wariness at overdiagnosis. And the guy does have massive loving gonads for jumping off mountains in a wingsuit, in any case.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I always turn down pain killers, but that's mostly cause I don't wanna deal with the awesome withdrawal symptoms tearing me apart for a few days. However, if I slammed into a mountain while falling in style...yeah. Pump me full of that poo poo.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Opiate based painkillers don't work on me, sadly. I had Vicodin given to me when I had my wisdom teeth out and even taking three or four within a couple of hours, there was no pain relief. Turns out something is all messed up with my brain's opiate receptors so I could be taking opiates all day long with absolutely no effect from it at all. I hope I never have a condition that requires pain relief medication on a regular/semi-regular basis because that's going to suck hard trying to find an alternative.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Hydrolith posted:

It's an interesting read, but as far as I know, he's completely off-base here:


As far as I understand, the reason medics try to get painkillers into you as soon as possible is to try to prevent pain sensitisation. The theory is something like the more pain you experience, the better your nerves get at feeling pain, and get more sensitive to it - you don't toughen up, you get more vulnerable, so by pumping him full or morphine they might have been trying to head off chronic pain later in life.

I hadn't heard that theory before, but from an evolutionary perspective it makes some sense. "Listen rear end in a top hat, last time you did this you almost killed us and didn't learn your lesson. This time we are pumping the pain up to eleven in hope you don't jump off a cliff again."

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug

HonorableTB posted:

Opiate based painkillers don't work on me, sadly. I had Vicodin given to me when I had my wisdom teeth out and even taking three or four within a couple of hours, there was no pain relief. Turns out something is all messed up with my brain's opiate receptors so I could be taking opiates all day long with absolutely no effect from it at all. I hope I never have a condition that requires pain relief medication on a regular/semi-regular basis because that's going to suck hard trying to find an alternative.

Well on the plus side you probably won't ever be a heroin junky

The Electronaut
May 10, 2009

Hydrolith posted:

Sure, I can understand wariness at overdiagnosis. And the guy does have massive loving gonads for jumping off mountains in a wingsuit, in any case.

He is a poo poo head for doing this jump. It's an illegal exit and burned it by day blazing it in such a public fashion. He pissed off a lot of locals because of this incident and at a time when they were trying to improve the situation with the government.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

HonorableTB posted:

Opiate based painkillers don't work on me, sadly. I had Vicodin given to me when I had my wisdom teeth out and even taking three or four within a couple of hours, there was no pain relief. Turns out something is all messed up with my brain's opiate receptors so I could be taking opiates all day long with absolutely no effect from it at all. I hope I never have a condition that requires pain relief medication on a regular/semi-regular basis because that's going to suck hard trying to find an alternative.

It might not be the receptors in your brain; some folks can have a lack of the liver enzyme that metabolizes the active ingredient in some oral pain medications. It will most likely be different for different types of meds so you can possibly try something else to find one that works, and it won't be an issue if you need serious pain relief in the hospital since unlike oral pain meds IV morphine (or any IV pain medication, really) bypasses the liver and goes straight to the brain. Next time you're in a situation that requires it, tell the doctor that you were prescribed vicodin for your wisdom teeth and it had absolutely no effect; if they're any good they will most likely give you a different medication to try. And if that doesn't work, go back to the doctor and tell him so. If you're in severe pain there's no reason to suffer needlessly, and are well within your rights to try and find a medication that will work for you.

Or it could be your brain and you're screwed, but I think that's a pretty rare occurrence compared to the liver situation.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

On the cup front I am staggered to read of a goon playing rugby without one - rugby, where in a ruck, maul or scrum everyone's hands are hidden from the ref and everyone for those eighty minutes wants to inflict crippling physical pain on the opposition. Punches, grabs, twists, pulls and crushes are all fair game.

And this was in a county game, not a school or university one.

LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

HonorableTB posted:

Opiate based painkillers don't work on me, sadly. I had Vicodin given to me when I had my wisdom teeth out and even taking three or four within a couple of hours, there was no pain relief. Turns out something is all messed up with my brain's opiate receptors so I could be taking opiates all day long with absolutely no effect from it at all. I hope I never have a condition that requires pain relief medication on a regular/semi-regular basis because that's going to suck hard trying to find an alternative.

Maybe you've got a platypus hiding in your sofa, constantly injecting you with his toxin. Which causes crippling agony for hours, and hypersensitivity to pain for months, plus it stops opiates from working. Australia: Don't Go There.

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

Why did I move to DC?!

Oh right



Reportedly taken during the million man march.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lenoon posted:

On the cup front I am staggered to read of a goon playing rugby without one - rugby, where in a ruck, maul or scrum everyone's hands are hidden from the ref and everyone for those eighty minutes wants to inflict crippling physical pain on the opposition. Punches, grabs, twists, pulls and crushes are all fair game.

And this was in a county game, not a school or university one.

I played rugby for a while at school, county, and regional level, and I don't know anyone who ever wore a cup. You get a pair of spandex undershorts so your balls don't fall out at the bottom of a ruck, and you're good to go. Rugby is a hardcore sport.

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