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LumpyGumby posted:I will however take my second Vezina and shiny new Jennings as consolation. 3rd.
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@SneezyPeens 2 secs ago I seem to have misplaced one of my Vezina trophies. Either I lost it in an epic bender or my maid stole it. #DontTrustConsuela
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Hockles posted:End of 2022-23 Season Update Hockles posted:Notable Stats Hockles posted:Upcoming Free Agents Holy poo poo 28 points and 100 PIM in 26 playoff games 
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Hockles posted:CGY def BUF in 7 Fuckin A 
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Hockles posted:
Please God let this be the year. I'd rather languish in purgatory without a contract than spend another year in Edmonton.
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Pleads posted:Holy poo poo 28 points and 100 PIM in 26 playoff games You should have gotten Shanabanned
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Click on the link I posted in the comments. You get to see some old time hockey PIM leaders.
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Hockles posted:End of 2022-23 Season Update Everything is as it should be
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2023 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Cam Ward Marc-Andre Fleury Jaroslav Halak Corey Crawford Devan Dubnyk Ryan Getzlaf Corey Perry Alexander Semin Nathan Horton Jeff Carter David Krejci Paul Stastny Loui Eriksson Travis Zajac Milan Michalek Martin Hanzal Valtteri Filppula Brooks Laich Alexander Edler Marc Staal Marc-Edouard Vlasic Alex Goligoski Darren Helm Braydon Coburn Mason Raymond Viktor Stalberg Grant Clitsome Justin Abdelkader Justin Braun Transaction News BUF -- re-signed P. Borkiwicz to a $70.1mil/5yr contract DAL -- re-signed A. Guibeau to a $90.7mil/6yr contract EDM -- re-signed Spamtron to a $58.7mil/6yr contract NJD -- re-signed C. Conway to a $72.6mil/5yr contract NJD -- re-signed J. O'Rourke to a $83.5mil/6yr contract TOR -- re-signed sba to a $69.2mil/5yr contract Top 20 Salaries
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2022-23 Opening Night Info ANA -- F. Cow (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BOS -- B. Skill (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain BUF -- Potatoes (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- F. Vando (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing COL -- S. McStabson (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- He Hate Me (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- E. Windros (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing CBJ -- B. Urlacher (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (97 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing DAL -- A. Steidl (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing FLA -- A. Kilza (98 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center FLA -- A. Luzhin (98 OVR) -- Starting Center FLA -- T. Guyclint (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing LAK -- A. Banks (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (88 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender MIN -- Hockles (97 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain MIN -- H. Roboy (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center MIN -- P.P. Poutine (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (96 OVR) -- Starting Center NJD -- J. O'Rourke (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- E. Rutkowski (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing PHX -- M. White (97 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (90 OVR) -- Starting Center PIT -- B. Borkason (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (98 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing TBL -- H. Satonaka (96 OVR) -- Starting Center TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (99 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (98 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (96 OVR) -- Starting Center VAN -- C. Buttworth (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center WSH -- A. Jones (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing WSH -- R. Dangler (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing WSH -- B. Lundgren (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing WPG -- L. Lazaruk (90 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing WPG -- T. Palin (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments He Hate Me gets the C in Colorado. A few people get their A's taken away. A few people get A's for the first time Nobody changes teams in the offseason. Crosby & Malkin are both 89 OVR, on the 2nd line
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ANA -- Aaron Ekblad BOS -- Patrice Bergeron BUF -- Sam Reinhart CGY -- Max Reinhart CAR -- Jordan Staal CHI -- Jonathan Toews COL -- He Hate Me CBJ -- Jack Johnson DAL -- Tyler Seguin DET -- Landron Ferraro EDM -- Jordan Eberle FLA -- Colby Robak LAK -- Anze Kopitar MIN -- Ryan Suter MTL -- Dalton Thrower NSH -- Shea Weber NJD -- Adam Henrique NYI -- Griffin Reinhart NYR -- Danny Kristo OTT -- Jason Spezza PHI -- Claude Giroux PHX -- David Rundblad PIT -- Sidney Crosby SJS -- Logan Couture STL -- Kevin Shattenkirk TBL -- Steven Stamkos TOR -- Badabing Buckaroo VAN -- Zach Kassian WSH -- Alexander Ovechkin WPG -- Dustin Byfuglien Reinharts are the new top family in the NHL
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Dubious posted:Everything is as it should be I had to explain a very boisterous laugh at work today after I saw that result. Enjoy the 2nd line, I've kept it warm for you.  Wait, is Zach Kassian seriously our captain? Suddenly everything makes sense in Vancouver.
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JawKnee posted:@BigWang66 BAHAHAHAHAHA @BigWang66 move over crosby, ill show you where it goes #1stLineC
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Kilza posted:Who? Colby Robak Only that one, Kassian, and Dalton Thrower are the ones that don't make sense to me.
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Hockles posted:Dalton Thrower You dirty troll
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Guignol posted:You dirty troll At least it's not Darren Dietz, who is also on the Canadiens
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@Borka80 2s You filled our gaping hole @BigWang66, now hand me that C! #rosby
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December 2023 Update Notable Stats Vando leads the league in Points; Kilza is 3rd; Stahl is 4th; Luzhin is 7th Buckaroo, Chiggers, & Jones are tied for the lead in Goals; Fantastic, Kilza, Stahl & Vando are tied for 7th Vando leads the league in Assists; Kilza is 5th Guyclint is 2nd in Points among defensemen; Lundgren is 5th; Spamtron & Smashnikov are tied for 8th Guibeau is 2nd in +/-; Buckaroo is 4th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Windros is 2nd; Potatoes is 3rd; McStabson is 5th; Borkason is 7th Cow leads the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Ripken Jr is 3rd; Palin is 4th; van der Veen is 6th Cow leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 2nd; Palin is 3rd; van der Veen is 5th; Ripken Jr is 6th; Athanatos is 7th Pepperdick leads the league in Wins; Cow & van der Veen are tied for 3rd; Athanatos is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report BOS -- B. Skill is out with a Lacerated Arm. Expected return is 1/12/24 TOR -- B. Buckaroo is out with a herniated Disc. Expected return is 2/16/24 VAN -- F. Bar is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 1/24/24 Comments Jesus Christ, Urlacher. Something worth following, Fantatic and He Hate Me are tied for 4th all-time (using 2014 records) for the Iron Man streak. Roboy is 5th. McStabson would be tied with Fantastic, but he missed 2 games before being signed by COL http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Sweet jesus. 477, which is 5.82PIM/gm Urlacher is at 6.67PIM/gm, which would put him at 547 PIM if he keeps pace.
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