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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

SynthOrange posted:

I'm surprised that you've managed to make it to 2014 without encountering this sort of gameplay before. Not even Tiny Towers?

It's pretty easy to avoid: Only buy games that cost minimum 2 digits before any sale prices.



You might still end up with FF:ATB though :3:

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Zigmidge posted:

It's pretty easy to avoid: Only buy games that cost minimum 2 digits before any sale prices.

You must be pretty skinny with all those cheeseburgers you can't buy because you spent it on the app store!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

I'm surprised that you've managed to make it to 2014 without encountering this sort of gameplay before. Not even Tiny Towers?

Nope. I've mostly just played games that you buy outright instead of f2p.

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.
Horde of Heroes (Canadian / Soft-Launch) is a pretty fun '1000000-alike'.

It's got IAP stuff and an energy mechanic but I'm early enough I can't comment too hard on it. So far, I only know it's fun.

FlashBangBob
Jul 5, 2007

BLAM! Internet Found!

Trig Discipline posted:

Boom Beach is the first game I've played with this sort of gameplay, and it's almost irritated me to the point of ditching it. I understand that they might make more money this way, but dammit I'd really like to just give them $5 and have the game unlocked so I could play it without feeling like I'm hooked up to a milking machine.

Sweet maybe you'll play my upcoming game. It's no boom beach though :(.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I have tried a few f2p games on both PC and ios but never found one that was engaging enough to play more then twice. Even payed games w/ iap never really get me to buy. Like, I bought Warhammer Quest, enjoy it and play it in spurts maybe once every other week, but I never feel the urge buy any more characters or expansions.

I keep hoping that ios games will be awesome and stuff but honestly of the dozens and dozens I have tried I don't think that any have really hooked me unless they are ports of PC games or games that were natively released on both, like most adventure games or wargames.

io_burn
Jul 9, 2001

Vrooooooooom!
Two big things today-

FTL for iPad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izqXofij4NI

Hodappy Bird trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gES0fXF3bmg

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Does that mean it's supposedly out now? Because I can't find it on the iTunes store. :(

io_burn
Jul 9, 2001

Vrooooooooom!

Bad Munki posted:

Does that mean it's supposedly out now? Because I can't find it on the iTunes store. :(

Oh, no, sorry, it's coming tomorrow for $9.99. Normal time games are released. I have an early copy and they just gave the all clear to publish video.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I'm looking forward to Monument Valley, personally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUABzeh55hQ

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Bad Munki posted:

Does that mean it's supposedly out now? Because I can't find it on the iTunes store. :(

Comes out on the 3rd. Two more days :)

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Such a tease. :(


TACD posted:

I'm looking forward to Monument Valley, personally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUABzeh55hQ

I really need to be writing down a list. I wish there was a way to make a wish list in iTunes for apps that aren't out yet.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Where's the part where he throws his trash into a river and posts pictures of stacks of Wiis on release date while bragging about how rich he is

io_burn
Jul 9, 2001

Vrooooooooom!

Fallom posted:

Where's the part where he throws his trash into a river and posts pictures of stacks of Wiis on release date while bragging about how rich he is

Right next to the part where people from the internet still haven't figured out that was a troll and a photoshop a decade later.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Ftl better not be a loving April fools joke.

Gatla
Apr 29, 2004
Blah blah blah.

io_burn posted:

Oh, no, sorry, it's coming tomorrow for $9.99. Normal time games are released. I have an early copy and they just gave the all clear to publish video.

Notorious QIG posted:

Comes out on the 3rd. Two more days :)

Is it the tomorrow or the 3rd?

Also,

tuyop posted:

Ftl better not be a loving April fools joke.

Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world
I had to write 1500 words on the mental status interview for school and I ended up writing like, 3000 words on a bi-polar girl I know who likes to gently caress a lot. My fear is that when I get FTL, the due date will swing around in this fluxy/pendulous way like a metronome made from meat because that's how due dates feel like to me, and because like, I don't get mopey or down or otherwise indigent when due dates do sneak up on me and instead get super, like, angry and aggressive, shouting "gently caress you" and kicking poo poo and eating things that are bad for me, that I'm concerned like I've done before, I'll just be like "good enough" and sending my intolerably tangental assignment off unedited not because FTL is ruining my life but I'm ruining my life with FTL and I don't have the loving wherewithal to control myself as a 28yo single guy etc.


But yeah anyway, looking forward to FTL and Monument Valley. Woo. Don't hold back, yeaaah first day buy first day buy

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
What the gently caress man? I think you need help.

io_burn
Jul 9, 2001

Vrooooooooom!

Gatla posted:

Is it the tomorrow or the 3rd?

The magic of iTunes surrounds a lot around the different regions iTunes operate in. FTL will hit New Zealand first at around 6:00 AM central time and filter out across Asia and Europe as the clock slowly shifts to the third in those areas. For the US, newly released games and apps actually show up at 10:00 PM central on the day before the advertised release date. So, in the case of FTL, they say it's coming out on the 3rd, that means 10:00 PM central on the 2nd.

FlashBangBob
Jul 5, 2007

BLAM! Internet Found!
Was an eight comma sentence there.

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.
Can someone explain the adoration for FTL?

I don't mean that like " I tried it and didn't like it what the hell does everyone see in it?!"

I genuinely know nothing about the game. What is it like and what makes it so lusted after?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


The premise is that you're the captain of a ship with some inside knowledge on the enemy fleet and they're chasing you across space. You have to stay ahead of them, while trying to upgrade your ship and crew along the way to survive the increasing challenges you meet, and to eventually do battle with the enemy fleet itself.

The mechanic is a simple RTS: you have a view of your ship, and you can manage weapons, engines, shields, upgrades, and crew. You have a star map that lets you select which system to go to next, hopefully staying ahead of the fleet as you hop from planet to planet, system to system, completing missions, fighting enemies, and shopping around for crew and upgrades.

The game, while simple, offers a variety of approaches to success. It rapidly becomes brutally hard and and your success often relies heavily on a bit of luck. That will make some people rage quit, and reasonably so. Others can't help but continue playing because dammit, that last run was so close! Success is tantalizingly close even when just starting out, and remains so as your skill in the game increases. And then you finally beat it once and you're like "UGH gently caress that, I will never play this again," and then ten minutes later, you're at it again, but this time you're going to try the stealth approach, or with a different ship/race that you unlocked last time, etc.

All of that coupled with a short amount of time required to play through an entire game makes for something that is surprisingly hard to put down, if you can get over losing frequently.

Bad Munki fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 2, 2014

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
I played it on my computer a while back and although I enjoyed it I'm wondering if it's worth coming back for more. There were never a lot of events and progressing to the final battle wasn't too difficult so I'm worried the replayability. Can anyone here weigh in on that?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I think there's a bunch of new content? I can't really remember, though.

Movac
Oct 31, 2012

Apocron posted:

I played it on my computer a while back and although I enjoyed it I'm wondering if it's worth coming back for more. There were never a lot of events and progressing to the final battle wasn't too difficult so I'm worried the replayability. Can anyone here weigh in on that?

FTL for iPad is launching with a ton of new stuff, including a hard mode. It'll all be patched into the PC version for free, so would you like to pay $10 to play on your iPad?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Also the luck in the original version of FTL is ridiculously wild. Your first encounter could be 'Hooray, you found a YOU WIN superweapon!' to 'giant space spiders eat you and everyone you love'.

Seriously gently caress those space spiders.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I'm really enjoying Boom Beach now. It feels a lot more tactical than Clash of Clans and its interesting trying to work out decent layouts of defenses, and then breaking other people's bases easily that looked impenetrable. Its a nice improvement on CoC.

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001

concerned mom posted:

I'm really enjoying Boom Beach now. It feels a lot more tactical than Clash of Clans and its interesting trying to work out decent layouts of defenses, and then breaking other people's bases easily that looked impenetrable. Its a nice improvement on CoC.

I absolutely love people who put all their towers and guns in a line across the front of their base, with their HQ at the rear. Blow up the one defense that is going to hit you if you deploy to the far right or left then use flares to guide your dudes through the forest outside of the range of the guns until you are standing right behind the HQ.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

FlashBangBob
Jul 5, 2007

BLAM! Internet Found!

Victorkm posted:

I absolutely love people who put all their towers and guns in a line across the front of their base, with their HQ at the rear. Blow up the one defense that is going to hit you if you deploy to the far right or left then use flares to guide your dudes through the forest outside of the range of the guns until you are standing right behind the HQ.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

This works for about two weeks. Then people stop doing that. Then the game gets frustrating, since well placed defenses always beat equal or slightly better offenses.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


FlashBangBob posted:

This works for about two weeks. Then people stop doing that. Then the game gets frustrating, since well placed defenses always beat equal or slightly better offenses.

Then you get stun grenades and statues. Statues and a heavy focus on offense will help you destroy everything later on, though troop training costs get pretty high and you have you skip people giving out 10k gold unless you are okay with a gold loss.

devilmouse
Mar 26, 2004

It's just like real life.
Wait until you come up against the people who have been playing since before statues were nerfed. It gets pretty hard to compete when they have 15% x 3 defensive building damage + 15% x 3 building health or whatever. Make you work for it!

bubbapook
Jan 14, 2008

Does the Dr. Terror challenge come back after the timer expires? I got it recently for the first time and managed to clear the first two levels, but level 3 is just a giant gently caress-you to my troops and it's going to be quite a while before I can take on 4-5 level 10+ defenses with Heavies and Zukas.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Giiiiive meeeee FTLLLLL :negative:

You guys could have waited until, like, just after it was out, y'know.

Dragonrah
Aug 22, 2003

J.C. Bearington, III
Is there a good slot machine and/or casino app for iPad that isn't an IAP shitfest? Paid or free is ok.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Dragonrah posted:

Is there a good slot machine and/or casino app for iPad that isn't an IAP shitfest? Paid or free is ok.

There is king cashing and king cashing 2. They have rpg elements but at heart they are slot games. The first game is just a king trying to get treasure and the 2nd he is a zombie trying to eat mankind.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/king-cashing-2/id551751482?mt=8

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Shwqa posted:

There is king cashing and king cashing 2. They have rpg elements but at heart they are slot games. The first game is just a king trying to get treasure and the 2nd he is a zombie trying to eat mankind.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/king-cashing-2/id551751482?mt=8

Those games are great.

Dragonrah
Aug 22, 2003

J.C. Bearington, III

Shwqa posted:

There is king cashing and king cashing 2. They have rpg elements but at heart they are slot games. The first game is just a king trying to get treasure and the 2nd he is a zombie trying to eat mankind.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/king-cashing-2/id551751482?mt=8

I guess I should have mentioned it's for my Mother and she'd probably just want a more traditional experience. I might go ahead and get it for her, but I doubt she'd enjoy the RPG elements.

io_burn
Jul 9, 2001

Vrooooooooom!
I'm starting to think that in Boom Beach doing anything to upgrade your base is totally secondary to totally upgrading your landing craft and offensive capabilities. I've been doing things the opposite way trying to protect my base and it seems like I'm always behind the curve, and while I often defend alright when people attack my base I have a real hard time with anything near equal level when I'm out fighting. I wish there was a strategy guide for this game that was worth a poo poo.

FlashBangBob
Jul 5, 2007

BLAM! Internet Found!

Dragonrah posted:

I guess I should have mentioned it's for my Mother and she'd probably just want a more traditional experience. I might go ahead and get it for her, but I doubt she'd enjoy the RPG elements.

She may also like the 5/6th naked hooker in the background too.

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Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.

io_burn posted:

I'm starting to think that in Boom Beach doing anything to upgrade your base is totally secondary to totally upgrading your landing craft and offensive capabilities. I've been doing things the opposite way trying to protect my base and it seems like I'm always behind the curve, and while I often defend alright when people attack my base I have a real hard time with anything near equal level when I'm out fighting. I wish there was a strategy guide for this game that was worth a poo poo.

I have wondered similar, however, in order to upgrade your Landing Craft (or have more, I guess) you need to upgrade your HQ. In order to upgrade your HQ, you need to hit levels. In order to hit levels, you need to earn XP. As far as I can tell, building poo poo is the only way to earn XP. (Or the only significant way.)

So, unless I'm missing something obvious, you kinda HAVE to keep expanding your home base to be offensive.

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