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it actually crashed into everest but all the debris and dead bodies everywhere just blended in with the regular surroundings and nobody noticed
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Apr 3, 2014 00:07
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planes dont kill people, wind and air what carries them planes kill people outlaw oxygen 2014, hail gay satan
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H5N1 fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Apr 1, 2015 |
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Apr 3, 2014 00:24
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Chinatown posted:Guys, its gone. Go on, I like the direction this is headed.
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Apr 3, 2014 00:47
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demonR6 posted:Go on, I like the direction this is headed. Towards the South Indian Ocean, and then downward into it killing all aboard.
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Apr 3, 2014 00:52
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pretty soon we're going to be getting into wild speculation
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Apr 3, 2014 01:04
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Has anybody even considered the time travel angle? This investigation seems lacking
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Apr 3, 2014 01:11
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gnarlyhotep posted:pretty soon we're going to be getting into wild speculation or "breaking news"
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Apr 3, 2014 01:15
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The plane has been found it was hidden at an airport among the other planes. Very clever.
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angerbot posted:The plane has been found it was hidden at an airport among the other planes. Very clever. Which airport?
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Big Beef City posted:You'd think the plane would have run out of fuel by now Don't worry, it will come home when it gets hungry.
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mstrkrft posted:or "breaking news" Nah, the news is already broken.
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It's probably hiding in plain sight. And since 2/3 of the surface of earth is ocean, that means it's likely hiding in the ocean. Did someone think to look there?
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No. 6 posted:It's probably hiding in plain sight. And since 2/3 of the surface of earth is ocean, that means it's likely hiding in the ocean. Did someone think to look there? jesus christ why didn't you say this sooner
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No. 6 posted:It's probably hiding in plain sight. And since 2/3 of the surface of earth is ocean, that means it's likely hiding in the ocean. Did someone think to look there? I bet it made it to antartica, no one ever looks there.
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Ironed Idol posted:I bet it made it to antartica, no one ever looks there. I hope they find them soon then. It is autumn in antarctica, it will be getting chilly soon.
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Apr 3, 2014 01:52
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ft hoood
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Guys, I think at this point we may have to rule out the possibility of there being any survivors. 
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:Guys, I think at this point we may have to rule out the possibility of there being any survivors. Theres still a chance, maddie hasn't been found yet
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Apr 3, 2014 02:56
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I'll probably get detained for saying this, but I saw the plane at an NSA black site located in the desert of GACK
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Apr 3, 2014 03:11
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Ironed Idol posted:I bet it made it to antartica, no one ever looks there. They've already got a plane. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_New_Zealand_Flight_901 quote:"The fact that we all spent about a week camped in polar tents amid the wreckage and dead bodies, maintaining a 24-hour work schedule says it all. " 
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Apr 3, 2014 03:19
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Fun fact - the intense vibration causes by the soft snow compressing under Flight 901 killed everyone milliseconds before the plane actually crashed. They were brain dead when the plane hit the mountain.
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Apr 3, 2014 03:50
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angerbot posted:The plane has been found it was hidden at an airport among the other planes. Very clever. To the untrained eye they all look the same. I don't interact with them on a daily basis so
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Cash and Prizes posted:ft hoood I was waiting for a story to displace the airplane enigma. Turns out to be one of those old standbys: early springtime shootings.
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dude, where's my plane?
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Has Diego Garcia been discussed/dismissed? http://intellihub.com/freelance-jou...e-diego-garcia/ quote:INDIAN OCEAN (INTELLIHUB) — According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his anus after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.
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Apr 3, 2014 05:11
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Where is the plane LOWTAX???quote:Police are investigating whether the food served on board the missing Malaysian airliner was poisoned. http://www.smh.com.au/world/police-investigate-possible-poisoning-of-food-on-missing-plane-20140403-zqq33.html
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Food poisoning? This sounds like the work of Otto Pilot.
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fragrant white flesh
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http://imgur.com/a/zlXQ4 I wonder if CNN will actually cover this today. Supposedly found in a dump in Australia.
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Toadvine posted:Has Diego Garcia been discussed/dismissed? LOL dude instagrammed a picture of the inside of his rear end
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Ironed Idol posted:Which airport? Davey Jones International
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Apr 3, 2014 12:14
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Maddie flew it to Ft Hood and shot up the place.
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I Greyhound posted:They've already got a plane. And today I now know that the term Human Grease exists. My god.
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Apr 3, 2014 13:05
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I was on the plane, we are just chilling out on the bottom of the Indian Ocean until people find us, no biggie. Although if we have to watch that Adam Sandler movie for the 120th time I swear to god I'm taking this plane to Pakistan
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is it possible the balloon boy is the pilot? idk im just spitballing here but i hear he logged some flight hours
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plane achieved warp factor 10 and now exists at every point in the universe simultaneously and the passengers and crew evolved into lizards and are just chillin out and loving each other all the time. wrap it up.
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Ironed Idol posted:Theres still a chance, maddie hasn't been found yet I hope for maddie's sake she is dead. Te alternatives are worse than reddit's comments. The plane is at the bottom of a massive loving ocean and that take shitloads of time to search. Lets just say AWOL and move onto the next search.
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Toadvine posted:Has Diego Garcia been discussed/dismissed? The article uses the fact that "advanced" programs can edit EXIF data as proof that this EXIF data totally was not edited for sure you guys. EXIF data is about as hard to edit as actual photos are.
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