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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Kass...:cripes:

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Toaster Ding
Apr 30, 2006

Jesus Kass, it's not a loving court room

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Robnoxious posted:

:siren: Previously on Poque snipes the Survivor thread! :siren:

It's okay, he's been blowing up the HIMYM finale thread.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boxman posted:

It is hard to articulate how many lawyers there are. They can't all be geniuses.

I know, it's just seems so weird. Maybe she just doesn't talk to actual clients.

Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
That's just failing at the social game, right? Like, sure, don't trust her until after the vote. But... what can you possibly gain by making that comment to Sarah? Was that suppose to be intimidating???

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




What did I miss so far?

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Holding on to hope that Tony gets the boot.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Careful wording of the Tree Mail - this isn't the merge. They're just living together for now.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

blue squares posted:

"We go with the hard evidence. The evidence is: you voted for us. But my gut is that I don't trust you." Hard evidence, folks.

Being vote number 6 in a 6-1 vote is not very compelling evidence of loyalty!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Lone Goat posted:

What did I miss so far?

Tony whining about no #spyshack

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Tony should have hidden his HII in his secretive #SPYSHACK!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Boxman posted:

Careful wording of the Tree Mail - this isn't the merge. They're just living together for now.

Oh man. A reprise of the one good moment from Thailand would be epic.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

That's a pretty sweet traditional islander motorboat

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

Boxman posted:

Careful wording of the Tree Mail - this isn't the merge. They're just living together for now.

Welp the hashtag wasn't as carefully worded #SURVIVORMERGE

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Propaganda Machine posted:

Oh man. A reprise of the one good moment from Thailand would be epic.

NOPE I'm just a idiot.

#SurvivorMerge

E: I hope the special powers are super-speed, that is the best power.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




That friend that you had in high school that you haven't seen in 6 days YEARS.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

The special power will be invisibility!

AKA The Purple Kelly Idol.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Tony really is into the concept of special powers. Probably became a cop because he thought it would been the closest to becoming a super hero.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Spencer is getting a heavy evictee edit tonight :(

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


"Solarrion" sounds like a pokemon.

Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Just throwing some Trish hate out there: hate seeing her on screen or hearing her speak.

Trish wrote this frucking commercial

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
They wouldn't set us up for another Pagonging like this? Would they?

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

I still cannot believe that Probst decided to re-introduce the Yul idol, one of most game-destroying elements in the history of the show, because TYLER PERRY thought it would be cool. You can't make this poo poo up

Toaster Ding
Apr 30, 2006

Won't be Pagonging with two idols but hopefully Trish and Tony are out either way

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Boxman posted:

NOPE I'm just a idiot.

#SurvivorMerge

E: I hope the special powers are super-speed, that is the best power.

Enh, it's the first time the producers have really dropped the ball this season. I'll take it.

The special idol allows you to summon the spirits of Yul Kwon and Terry Diez, rendering your game into that of the survivor Man-god. As a bonus, Tony will find it and spill the beans as he's squealing to himself in the #spyshack :allears:

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Pinterest Mom posted:

Spencer is getting a heavy evictee edit tonight :(

Yeah, I was definitely getting this vibe too. That would suck, although a pagonging would suck too. I feel like there's basically no chance of that going down based on how heavily they're playing up the 6 v. 5 split, so I hope there's an idol instead of one single person flipping to the other side and picking off a different alliance.

The first part of this season was so good that I forgot the Tyler Perry idol was lurking, so that revelation was particularly devastating.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

The producers probably passed out when they saw that shot of Morgan....

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Haha, Morgan's boobs were like water balloons when she lay down

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Don't do it Sarah! Tony is a snake in the grass!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Boxman posted:

"Solarrion" sounds like a pokemon.

Not Pokemon, is this close enough?

Toaster Ding
Apr 30, 2006

Sara sandwich

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
This Sarah sandwich smells a lot like bacon.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why do people thing that being the decision maker at 5v5 is a good place to be? Has it ever worked out?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

People in the middle always seem so thrilled to be there. I don't get it; how often does that actually work out for them?

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Propaganda Machine posted:

This Sarah sandwich smells a lot like bacon.

How is that a downside?

Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Sarah is dumb. Confirmed. And an ego maniac apparently.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Wasn't Sara just this morning being upset and not being trusted?


Hope I'm not posting too much.


Edit: Oh, Sara. Wost comment ever

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Shut the hell up Kass. You are so loving stupid.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

Hahaha this is an amazing case of ridiculously little power going to someone's head...

Holy crap Kass just said she doesn't trust the cop - Tony was right!

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

If you're in the middle in a 5v5+1 split, and both groups think you're with them, then when you get to final 2, the jury of 9 is at minimum 5 people you betrayed!

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