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Tatum Girlparts posted:Thick guano soup. I really want this guy to be eaten by bats.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I really want this guy to be eaten by bats. The "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" line and the reaction were pure plutonium. Dr_Strangelove fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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One nice thing I gleaned from the AMA is that they're planning 4 live events this year. Nice! And Mike said at some point they will riff The Godfather.
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Liar Lyre posted:I hope this stuff gets released in some capacity, even if it's just videos hosted on Nat Geo's website. Yes please, I'm away from a T.V but I want to hate Koalas too 
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Liar Lyre posted:I hope this stuff gets released in some capacity, even if it's just videos hosted on Nat Geo's website. Good news! "Available as RiffTrax VOD on Friday, April 4th!"
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Yay! Also, I find the image used for DirectTV pretty funny.
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Didn't the show producers ever ask a question about how these lunkheads have multiple chunks of PVC pipe full of human remains?
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Jet Jaguar posted:Didn't the show producers ever ask a question about how these lunkheads have multiple chunks of PVC pipe full of human remains? Do you not?
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jedibeavis posted:And Mike said at some point they will riff The Godfather. drat. I mean, Casablanca is a classic and all, but The Godfather seems like it'd be virtually unriffable.
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The true takeaway from this AMA: "All the "At Your Fingertips" series, (we just obtained the last three shorts in this series, btw!)" Ensign_Ricky posted:drat. I mean, Casablanca is a classic and all, but The Godfather seems like it'd be virtually unriffable. It is endlessly quotable as riffs though. Just today we made a terrible mess of a coworker's office as part of a stupid prank that takes way too long to explain, but shouting "YA GUINEA BRAT, NOW CLEAN IT UP" at the end made my day a full 30% better.
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FYI Everyone, all the Total Riff Off episodes are now available as VOD! 4.99 each, and I kinda wish there was a bundle deal, but whatever, I already bought 'em.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:FYI Everyone, all the Total Riff Off episodes are now available as VOD! 4.99 each, and I kinda wish there was a bundle deal, but whatever, I already bought 'em. At the bottom of the description for each of the Total Riff Off episodes is a bit of text saying: Buy all three at the same time and get a $3 gift certificate! I'm about to buy all 3 also so I will find out soon. EDIT: I did indeed get the gift certificate. "Thanks for purchasing all three Total Riff Off VODs! We've added a $3 gift certificate to your account." Brutakas fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Apr 3, 2014 |
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Brutakas posted:At the bottom of the description for each of the Total Riff Off episodes is a bit of text saying: Buy all three at the same time and get a $3 gift certificate! I'm about to buy all 3 also so I will find out soon. I must've missed that, as I was just interested in purchasing them right away and all. I think there's a Batman short I'm still missing....
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There have been alot of poorly acted movies in the VOD library but Terror at Tenkiller is quite possibly the worst. The lead actress can barely emote. In the scene where she's at the diner, describing to her friend the threatening phone calls, she comes across as bored and not concerned in the slightest. and I think the riffers were right: this movie was scored by an 8 year old on a keyboard. So awful and repetitive.
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The Piper posted:There have been alot of poorly acted movies in the VOD library but Terror at Tenkiller is quite possibly the worst. The lead actress can barely emote. In the scene where she's at the diner, describing to her friend the threatening phone calls, she comes across as bored and not concerned in the slightest. Dear God, Terror At Tenkiller is so awful, and I saw it without the rifftrax! It's on a double feature dvd along with The Last Slumber Party, a movie that's even worse than Terror At Tenkiller. Here is the trailer. http://youtu.be/XHo0Cl-_0KU
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Slasherfan posted:Dear God, Terror At Tenkiller is so awful, and I saw it without the rifftrax! It's on a double feature dvd along with The Last Slumber Party, a movie that's even worse than Terror At Tenkiller. Are you sure that's not a fake trailer made like 5 years ago or something? Because I don't think I can believe otherwise.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Are you sure that's not a fake trailer made like 5 years ago or something? Because I don't think I can believe otherwise. I don't know if that's a real or fan made trailer but the movie is real. http://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/last_slumber_party.htm
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The Total Riff Offs are really good. I wasn't expecting nature shows to work so well in the format, but I had forgotten how melodramatic they tend to be.
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Toady posted:The Total Riff Offs are really good. I wasn't expecting nature shows to work so well in the format, but I had forgotten how melodramatic they tend to be. ...and how awful koalas are.
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Toady posted:The Total Riff Offs are really good. I wasn't expecting nature shows to work so well in the format, but I had forgotten how melodramatic they tend to be. The best one is the loathsome British idiot wandering around Mexico somehow forgetting vampire bats exist long enough to film an entire episode.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:The best one is the loathsome British idiot wandering around Mexico somehow forgetting vampire bats exist long enough to film an entire episode. That loving guy. I was watching with my roommate, who usually doesn't like RiffTrax, but she hated vampire bat guy so much that she loved that episode.
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My source came through again; I have a copy of the Block short on its way to me in the mail.
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Slasherfan posted:Dear God, Terror At Tenkiller is so awful, and I saw it without the rifftrax! It's on a double feature dvd along with The Last Slumber Party, a movie that's even worse than Terror At Tenkiller. I really need to see this movie now...
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Demon Bat is incredible. It's so stupid and disingenuous. The constant flashes of vampire bats make it look like the editors are mocking him.
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Wow. Demon Bat is really funny, but at times the sadness of the whole enterprise detracts from the humor. I wonder if the guy had a moment of conscience during the film and thought "Good lord, I'm a hack. I'm out here chasing nothing and pretending it's some great adventure when it's actually the world's lamest snipe hunt". Even if he thought that, thought his editors sure were going the full History Channel on the final cut.
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Sephyr posted:Wow. Demon Bat is really funny, but at times the sadness of the whole enterprise detracts from the humor. I wonder how much the editing made him come off as ignorant and insulting to the Mexicans.
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Holy poo poo.quote:Our latest Video OnDemand is FIST OF FURY! The 1972 Bruce Lee classic! Not to be confused with Fists of Fury, or Jackie Chan’s New Fists of Fury, or Fist of Fury II starring Bruce Li (who himself is not to be confused with Bruce Lee). Oh and also, Fist of Fury is known by a couple other names, The Chinese Connection and The Iron Hand, don’t let that confuse you either! Here’s a good way to keep all these movies straight: this is the one where a guy named Bruce takes on a bunch of corrupt bad guys and kicks everyone’s butt real good. There, that clears it up, right? They are nailing it with the releases lately. I can't afford all of this!
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Sephyr posted:Wow. Demon Bat is really funny, but at times the sadness of the whole enterprise detracts from the humor. I love the part when he "has to get help from the locals," as if he's surrounded by savages in the middle of nowhere, and all he does is ask some non-English speakers about the road conditions.
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bobservo posted:I hope no one missed Terror at Tenkiller between Super Mario Bros. and the Sharknado news because it's one of those classic "barely a movie" movies they do so well. I rated it 5, but I don't think that makes much difference because even the worst Rifftrax shows up at like 4.1 on their rating system. I wish you people would stop rating every drat movie 4 or 5!
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CapnBry posted:I'm a couple of weeks behind but I watched Terror at Tenkiller on Friday and it is now one of my top 10 Rifftrax movies. They're really on a roll right now with great commentaries. Well SA voting standards are either 5 or 1 and no riff has deserved a 1 yet.
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William's doll is my "1". It's super loving creepy, but that's because of the thing they're riffing, not the riff. It just makes me so uncomfortable.
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quote:Where: Beamed LIVE to 600+ Theaters in the US and Canada from a secret location To Be Announced at a later date But probably the Bellcourt.
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Norman Gives a Speech is now up.
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Welcome back, Norman.
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MassRafTer posted:Welcome back, Norman. Ughhhhhhhhh
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