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Slylock Fox  USE [fuming potion] on VILLAINOUS WILD RAT Moose and Molly  Oh, it's just Chester rummaging through your fridge in the middle of the night. How you like them apples?
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox USE [Hot Wax] ON BUBBLING POTION THE GAS CLOUD WAS INFLAMMABLE YOU DIED
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Apr 3, 2014 07:25
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox Probably that candle wax or some poo poo but it isn't going to help because that doesn't make the fumes that have already filled the room disappear. They'll still be breathing that poo poo in and Weirdly is going to be changing their diapers while marching them to his trophy room or whatever his plan is here.
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Apr 3, 2014 07:31
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Aardmania posted:Dick Tracy
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Apr 3, 2014 07:39
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Blondie That's kind of the opposite of what Twitter is like.  Crankshaft  Apparently the staff are really eager to get Crankshaft and family out of there. Usually they give you a chance to finish your meal in the restaurant rather than suggesting you just take the last bit home with you. This week in Curtis there's a new PE teacher.  He's planning on building their self-esteem by insulting and belittling them?  And teaching them to take care of their health by conflating exercise with punishment?  And I don't even know what to make of this. The Dinette Set  Lola  Pluggers  You hold it by the shoulders and the front of the collar will be hanging lower than the back. This isn't rocket science. Ziggy 
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Pidmon posted:USE [Hot Wax] ON BUBBLING POTION Inflammable means flammable? What a country! GET YE FLASK
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Gil Lame. What mom doesn't want their kid to aspire to be a masked crime-fighting superhero? Retail  Marla's stuck in a time loop of repeated conversations. Try increasingly outlandish and criminal responses. If that fails you have no choice but to give every customer who comes in the store such amazingly awesome service that it touches the lives of everyone and you become the town hero and finally break free. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  Just have it start playing [ Dustin  Steve Kelley is really doing the meta commentary by having the audience experience one drawn out joke all week. On the Fastrack  I don't think Fi is really going to care that much about all your gothy geeky stuff and will probably give it back to you the next day untouched. You should have a passcode on it anyway. Safe Havens  "No, no, it landed on 'he loves me not' with 'me' being 'you'."
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Apr 3, 2014 08:35
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox Throw your coat over it or something. Or pour it all in the mouse hole, I'm sure it'll be fine. Fingerpori  Leikkiä means to play (the children's activity specifically) or to play pretend. "Pretend to be outside" is really closer to what Allan said there. Fok_It  I went the lazy route with the swearing this time.
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Apr 3, 2014 09:57
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Aardmania posted:We have another real-life cameo happening with fellow cartoonist Scott Shaw. That's Scott Shaw! with an exclamation point. 
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Borden posted:This is reading like an episode of Scooby Doo. I hope we get to see some aliens though. Based on the preview panels we were given, I'd say we're in for some Feline Foreigners.
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Tiggum posted:Crankshaft Crankshaft crosses over into Funky Winkerbean, and as we'll probably see later, Funky Winkerbean is interesting today too (I won't spoil it... saw it in my morning paper). I wonder what Batiuk's up to. Plus, I thought they were set 10 years apart or something? Jane's World  Welp, I'll probably be linking tomorrow's. Non Sequitur  There's literally nothing an open bar won't fix. Heavenly Nostrils is a day late still, but new, nevertheless.  Careful Phoebe, Marigold's got that "magic" factor working in her favor. Kliban's Cats   at the poor cat's pupils.9 Chickweed Lane 4/3/2003  Dumb. Zits  Power switch. Problem solved. Kevin & Kell  What? An ISP and a library aren't the same thing, Holbrook. An ISP would be the company that operates a bus that takes you to a library, dumbshit. Nemi  That pretty much sums it up, Nemi.
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Cul-de-sac orders you around. The Creeps are easily bamboozled.  The Duplex hates you and all that you stand for. 
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tiistai posted:Throw your coat over it or something. Or pour it all in the mouse hole, I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm guessing using the dish/sconce the candle is in to cover the beaker.
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Midnight Moth posted:
He has detailed files on human anatomy, it makes him a more efficient 
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Shove the rat into the beaker and seal it with wax.
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Just drink it, the fumes won't get you that way.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Nemi I've never really understood why so many people seem to think "I have lovely friends" is a Facebook issue. Cricken_Nigfops posted:The Duplex hates you and all that you stand for. Oh my god I found a McCoy Brother comic kind of amusing. Is this the kind of problem you go to a doctor or a psychiatrist for?
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Facebook is the easiest way to find out how lovely your friends are, that's the only reason to have an account. This is the Ugly Truth Comix. Pooch Café  Don't try to imagine it's a stale piece of bread or something, that poo poo won't help. This is happening, you can't stop it now, just get it done and try not to think about it any more. Ballard Street  If that were a keyboard, this would be a pretty good compu-toon. Everybody is an rear end in a top hat to Winnie the Pooh   Considering how the edits went last time, I figured we might mix it up.
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Those are glorious, Ferret. Tina's Groove  Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Apr 3, 2014 16:22
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RandomFerret posted:
Do you..uhh.. employ this rationale often?
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Apr 3, 2014 16:26
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People in this thread that I read every day regularly post Pibgorn, Oh Baby and Mike Du Jour. You loving tell me.
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Bloom County Getting into Calvin's spirit a little bit.  Violence? In my media? Calvin And Hobbes   Cheap Thrills Cuisine  I have nothing positive to say about Chip Dunham's Overboard.  Ben Towle's Oyster War, on the other hand, looks very nice.  And Ozy And Millie is a strip by Dana Simpson of Heavenly Nostrils acclaim. 
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Reading the news headlines today, I spotted something. On the good side, this "Nancy" storyline will not last forever. On the bad side, this is what we have to look forward to: http://www.avclub.com/article/todays-most-important-news-martina-mcbride-immorta-203011
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Well, The AV Club has some spoilers about upcoming Nancy strips. If you think Aunt Fritzi pining for dead Boomer musicians is bad, wait until Nancy is shilling the new Martina McBride album! e: dammit, Naked!
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Oh god, the comments: And speaking of things which will not die: Scary Gary  Man, that's awkward. "Your uncle, a member of that army"
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Straight up selling the comic strip as ad space seems totally a-okay as well as respectful to all these comic strips Nancy has paid "homage" to! Is what I would say if they weren't already the dregs of the comic page, apart from Peanuts, and apart from Garfield where that particular cause is well and truly lost.
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Cricken_Nigfops posted:The Duplex More like the poo-plex, amirite? Cricken_Nigfops posted:The Duplex hates you and all that you stand for. I wish I could hate you so much McCoy would die
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Nemi WeaponGradeSadness posted:I've never really understood why so many people seem to think "I have lovely friends" is a Facebook issue. RandomFerret posted:Facebook is the easiest way to find out how lovely your friends are, that's the only reason to have an account. This is the Ugly Truth Comix. ^^^^ RandomFerret, these are loving awesome! Keep going! ^^^^ I think what the Nemi strip is trying to point out is that media like Facebook, and, well, the Internet in general, allow "every man to be a blowhard". There are a couple of my "friends" (usually old high school acquaintances that have, well, never really grown up), that constantly have to "one up", or "one down" whoever they're responding to. I've got a couple of people I work with that are like that too. You know, the kind who you can tell "Hey, I just found out I have cancer, and I have less than one month to live", who will then in-loving-variably bitch about something (usually fictional) that has either happened to them, to a family member, or whatever, THAT'S SO MUCH WORSE!!11!1!! The character "Topper" in Dilbert is the perfect example. Anyway, what I usually say to people (like Nemi in this case) that constantly bitch about people on Facebook: "Why? Why do you read it? Just delete your account. No one's holding a gun to your head.".
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Darthemed posted:Ben Towle's Oyster War, on the other hand, looks very nice. F Minus  Mary Worth  Mind your own drat business, Wilbur. Rex Morgan MD  Rex is still just sitting around the breakfast table, perpetually holding a mug of coffee close to his face.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Check out Wilbur's sandwich utterly vanishing from his hand between panels. WILBUR HUNGRY
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RandomFerret posted:People in this thread that I read every day regularly post Pibgorn, Oh Baby and Mike Du Jour. A good point well made.
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Emmy Lou Heathcliff  Mandrake the Magician  The Phantom  Pickles  Classic Prince Valiant The Grand Victory  
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox Break window with bone. Throw flask in Weirdly's Face.
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox Solution 1: Wrap the flask inside your water and gas proof oilskin cape. Put the opening of this 'sack' through the mouse hole and use candle wax to seal the seams. Solution 2: Push Max through the mouse hole and tell him to go home, grab a gun and come back to kill Weirdly and open the door.
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Octatonic posted:I wish I could hate you so much McCoy would die I've spent many a day trying this.
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Rome sends 500 knights, Spain 1000 visigoths, King Arthur sends Tristram and Gawain. They're either gigantic badasses or expendable.
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician This was a pretty abrupt ending to something that was kind of dragging. "Crooks arrested, the end"
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Drimble Wedge posted:Oh god, the comments: AV Club Part XII: Nancy is the best comic strip on the site They're always an adventure, aren't they:  For the uninitiated, there's a story here... Skippy (January 13, 1927)  Peanuts (April 6, 1967)  Funky WinkerOhGODIsThisACrankshaftCrossover?  Popeye  Rip Haywire  Pogo (April 5, 1956)  Out Our Way (September 24-25, 1924)  
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