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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
edit: never mind

Zephro fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 4, 2014

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Best history snipe ever :golfclap:

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Renaissance Robot posted:

Best history snipe ever :golfclap:
I wanted to post something inconsequential from 9AD but couldn't (unsurprisingly) find anything

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Private Eye posted:

Speaking of northern period museums, Beamish is excellent.

Alternatively: Sunderland.

Edit:

Zephro posted:

I wanted to post something inconsequential from 9AD but couldn't (unsurprisingly) find anything
Publius Quinctilius Varus takes three Roman legions for a walk in the woods. Most die.

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 4, 2014

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
So Labour and the Conservatives voted against net neutrality in the European Parliament yesterday.

Way to loving go, guys. :smith:

vvv: Welcome to European Parliament vote analysis. Basically, the vote was on a raft of amendments that would explicitly entrench the right to net neutrality in the EU's electronic data policy. It also included a provision saying that websites should only be blocked pursuant to a court order, which got the IWF up in arms because of the nonces.

TinTower fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Apr 4, 2014

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
There is not a single part of that draft from which I can derive any kind of meaning :psyduck:

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

TinTower posted:

So Labour and the Conservatives voted against net neutrality in the European Parliament yesterday.

Way to loving go, guys. :smith:

In news that's surprising to nobody, Farage couldn't be bothered to vote.
I actually sent my MP an email about this issue at some point. His reply was 'we take net neutrality seriously so blah blah blah'.
The complete lack of interest/knowledge in IT issues that most MPs have means that this is an issue that will be decided by industry lobbyists.

Froodulous
Feb 29, 2008

Hey, head pigeon, is this a bad post?

kingturnip posted:

The complete lack of interest/knowledge in [INSERT ISSUE HERE] issues that most MPs have means that this is an issue that will be decided by industry lobbyists.

Slight correction

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

kingturnip posted:

In news that's surprising to nobody, Farage couldn't be bothered to vote.

I believe that's actually UKIP's stated reason for MEPs - so that they can not vote on any issue unless 'kick britain out of the EU' ever comes up. It's supposed to be an 'objection to the EU by not participating' kind of deal.

He's still horrible, but in this case, not just being a lazy git.

Froodulous
Feb 29, 2008

Hey, head pigeon, is this a bad post?

SybilVimes posted:

I believe that's actually UKIP's stated reason for MEPs - so that they can not vote on any issue unless 'kick britain out of the EU' ever comes up. It's supposed to be an 'objection to the EU by not participating' kind of deal.

He's still horrible, but in this case, not just being a lazy git.

Convenient that it doesn't stop their MEPs claiming expenses, isn't it?

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Froodulous posted:

Convenient that it doesn't stop their MEPs claiming expenses, isn't it?

Got to take those loving EU bastards for everything they're worth. After all, it's ultimately our tax money! Somehow.

e: It really disappoints me how the worst of our political bases have some sort of foothold as MEPs. The BNP and UKIP all have seats. It's loving embarrassing that we're literally sending fascists back into Europe not several decades after we had a major loving war to get rid of the bastards.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Ddraig posted:

e: It really disappoints me how the worst of our political bases have some sort of foothold as MEPs. The BNP and UKIP all have seats. It's loving embarrassing that we're literally sending fascists back into Europe not several decades after we had a major loving war to get rid of the bastards.
Such are the glories of proportional representation, especially when paired with an apathetic electorate.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

SybilVimes posted:

I believe that's actually UKIP's stated reason for MEPs - so that they can not vote on any issue unless 'kick britain out of the EU' ever comes up. It's supposed to be an 'objection to the EU by not participating' kind of deal.

He's still horrible, but in this case, not just being a lazy git.

He is actually a lazy git, though; they do vote, but have by and far the worst voting records in Europe. All while riding the sweet gravy train of expenses.

Interestingly, both Andrew Brons and Nick Griffin voted for net neutrality. That's also massively depressing.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Ukip were also recently the only UK MEPs to vote against ensuring that pharma companies publish all trial data, instead of just the ones that say their new wonder drug's the best thing since sliced bread.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Today in tax: John Redwood says that we should abolish the additional rate income tax band (which the coalition reduced from 50% on income above £150k to 45%). He justifies this by pointing to the extra £9b raised following the cut from 50% to 45%, conveniently neglecting the fact that almost everyone subject to that tax deferred the portion of their income above £150k until after the change had taken place. Meanwhile, the IFS says that if you're going to raise the inheritance tax threshold to £1m, you may as well abolish it all together because raising the threshold would reduce the revenue generated from the current £2.6b to a mere £800m: http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/apr/04/conservatives-inheritance-tax-threshold-david-cameron

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Meanwhile, on The Independent

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...le-9236587.html

quote:

Exclusive (LOL): Housing bubble brewing – prices are now unaffordable for middle earners, says Business Secretary Vince Cable

Home ownership has now become “unaffordable” to people on middle incomes, Vince Cable admitted, as he warned that the bubble developing in the housing market could be more serious than during the last property crash.

Amid growing tension between the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats over rising house prices, the Business Secretary told The Independent: “The fundamental problem is a chronic imbalance between supply and demand. A recovering mortgage market is just fuelling demand again.”

Mr Cable warned: “A family on average income is nowhere near able to afford a house at the average price. Property has become much more unaffordable for people on middle incomes.”

The Lib Dem minister said that, in the mid-1990s, the average house price was three times average earnings. Today, at roughly the same stage of the economic cycle, the ratio is about 5.5. It rose to more than six before the crash of 2007.

The Lib Dem minister hit back at comments by Kris Hopkins, the Conservative Housing Minister, who told the BBC’s Newsnight programme that rising house prices are a good thing.

Mr Cable said: “I do not agree with Kris Hopkins that rising house prices are a good thing. If you are an owner-occupier who has paid off your mortgage, it is an increase in your paper or real wealth. But if you are a young family trying to get into the housing market and it is unaffordable, it is an extremely bad thing".

Although Tory ministers will be infuriated by Mr Cable’s comments, his warning will be taken seriously (loving LOL). As the Lib Dems’ economic spokesman during the previous Labour Government, Mr Cable was dubbed “the sage of the credit crunch” after warning that the housing market would collapse, calling for the nationalisation of Northern Rock and predicting the banking crisis.

The Business Secretary believes the country now faces a different – and possibly even worse – housing market crisis. Last time, the problem was mortgage lenders being over-exposed. This time, he said, the “real issue” is the need for more housebuilding.

Mr Cable added: “We have taken some very good measures in government like allowing those areas with severe need for additional housing to increase borrowing against their assets to build new houses. We’ve made financial help available to small businesses in the building trade to increase competition and introduced one for one replacement of council housing every time one is sold. The number of council houses actually fell under Labour. But more needs to be done. We must build many more houses - that and only that is the solution to our housing problem.”

If I recall correctly, this "financial help to the building trade" was basically "The government will guarantee your loans so if it all goes tits up builders walk away scot free and the treasury foots the bill for your stupidity".

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
Post war solution to housing crisis: Build houses

Post crash solution to housing crisis: Financial help available to small businesses in the building trade to increase competition

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
I got a letter through today inviting me to a coffee evening with my local MP (Yvette Cooper) to discuss immigration. This does interest me but I am worried that I will be stuck in a room full of BNP and UKIP morons... Even so it should be interesting at least. I just hope I wont be the youngest in the room by a 20 year margin or something like that.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

FiftySeven posted:

I got a letter through today inviting me to a coffee evening with my local MP (Yvette Cooper) to discuss immigration. This does interest me but I am worried that I will be stuck in a room full of BNP and UKIP morons... Even so it should be interesting at least. I just hope I wont be the youngest in the room by a 20 year margin or something like that.
Old people are not scary. :eng101: Just take in some printed off facts to counter any spurious bullshit you might hear. Yvette Cooper seems okay so I'd be interested to hear how she comes across in the flesh.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I doubt my MP will want to invite me to a meeting. I suspect someone on his staff will have scrawled PINKO COMMIE SCUM next to my name somewhere based on the things I've bothered contacting him about.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Metrication posted:

Post war solution to housing crisis: Build houses

Post crash solution to housing crisis: Financial help available to small businesses in the building trade to increase competition

Don't worry, the Daily Mail knows the real reason:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Before reading the subheading I assumed that was going to be about immigrants somehow (the real reason for the housing shortage, according to my dad :cripes:)

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Kegluneq posted:

Old people are not scary. :eng101: Just take in some printed off facts to counter any spurious bullshit you might hear. Yvette Cooper seems okay so I'd be interested to hear how she comes across in the flesh.

You will be the youngest person there however, by quite a margin if the local Labour party in my area is anything to go by. 35 was the youngest I saw when I got roped into helping with some local election campaigning.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Saucechat/Crispchat: :geno:

Will Self enters the debate on crisps.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

nothing to seehere posted:

You will be the youngest person there however, by quite a margin if the local Labour party in my area is anything to go by. 35 was the youngest I saw when I got roped into helping with some local election campaigning.

I think that's one of the best reasons to go though, to show that this stuff does matter to people outside their usual audience. People in my demographic are so disinterested in politics and that really irks me when they complain about the government screwing things up. Why would they waste their time campaigning to us if no one is going to vote anyway. I am currently 26 and my friends are generally with in 2-3 years of my age, as far as I recall, 2 of them vote, and the rest consider it a waste of time. To be fair to them, I can understand the apathy even though I don't feel it myself.

Immigration is an interesting subject in of itself though, and way too many people try to pretend that deep routed problems are something brought on by recent migrants. There is an argument to be made about limitations on immigration but too many people go way too far with it. As far as I am concerned, there are other issues which are far more damaging, like the surge in zero hour contracts and general exploitation of the working classes.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

There's no problem that is resolved by limiting immigration, the problem is only relocated outside of a national boundary at best. As you say immigration is not specifically the cause of anything, so all limiting it will do is limit the pressure being brought to bear on a problem that isn't actually being addressed properly anyway.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Last night someone tried to argue that we need the free market so people can have options to choose from when decorating the interior of their house as an example of freedom of expression that a socialist economy simply couldn't provide for.

You heard it here, folks, feng shui proves we need the free market. Time to throw in the towel. This guy was unbelievable- he was with a girl from Northumbria or something who said she voted Tory because her dad's a gamekeeper and they're the only ones who care about the countryside (but never told me how it is they care about the countryside), got mad at me for suggesting that maybe people living in the countryside tend not to be quite as working class as the huddled masses in the cities, he said he was a "leftist" but then went on to declare he didn't believe in "left" or "right" but in "evidence-informed policy" and just acted the superior gently caress all night long. He seemed genuinely surprised when someone without an RP accent called him out on misusing definitions of the scientific method. Yes, Mr PHD in condescension, I know about Kuhn and Popper and I know you're full of poo poo. Give it up.

Sorry, just wanted to rant a bit after that. loving hell.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

Last night someone tried to argue that we need the free market so people can have options to choose from when decorating the interior of their house as an example of freedom of expression that a socialist economy simply couldn't provide for.

You heard it here, folks, feng shui proves we need the free market. Time to throw in the towel. This guy was unbelievable- he was with a girl from Northumbria or something who said she voted Tory because her dad's a gamekeeper and they're the only ones who care about the countryside (but never told me how it is they care about the countryside), got mad at me for suggesting that maybe people living in the countryside tend not to be quite as working class as the huddled masses in the cities, he said he was a "leftist" but then went on to declare he didn't believe in "left" or "right" but in "evidence-informed policy" and just acted the superior gently caress all night long. He seemed genuinely surprised when someone without an RP accent called him out on misusing definitions of the scientific method. Yes, Mr PHD in condescension, I know about Kuhn and Popper and I know you're full of poo poo. Give it up.

Sorry, just wanted to rant a bit after that. loving hell.

Did he end the night picking his teeth up from the pavement? If not, you exhibited far more self-control than I would have.

I bet the game-keeper's daughter has two things in mind when she votes, hunting with dogs and the fact that her dad directly serves the toffs' need to kill something small and feathered whilst rah-rahing about their Tuscan villa and Jacinta's gymkhana. Funny that country-folk don't complain about the subsidies that they get, someone should point out that they're so good at the free market that they need a perpetual bailout. And the cost of the bailout is that they don't get to tear animals apart with dogs anymore.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I was reading a great article about the development of the game laws (basically how they were implemented to ban the working classes from being able to live off the land without becoming wage labourers) where it was also pointed out that the upper classes were obsessed with maximising yields from all of their properties (and despising the working class for having any free time) unless they hunted, in which case they'd happily trample all over fields of crops and smash down hedges while hunting.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
There's an absolutely vile article in The Guardian today, they seem to be equivocating bad tenants and bad landlords. Is the average Guardian reader now supposed to be so old / wealthy that they've not rented since 1996 at the latest, or are we supposed to take it that "everyone knows" that current law isn't hilariously biased against renters?

General China
Aug 19, 2012

by Smythe
What's the best way to catch and kill a pheasant that doesn't involve firearms? The things are a major pest in my new country abode, pulling up my garlic and onions.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Praseodymi posted:

Don't worry, the Daily Mail knows the real reason:


drat Orientals coming over and taking our jobs homes. :mad:

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

General China posted:

What's the best way to catch and kill a pheasant that doesn't involve firearms? The things are a major pest in my new country abode, pulling up my garlic and onions.

I dunno, ask your gamekeeper your grace.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

ookiimarukochan posted:

There's an absolutely vile article in The Guardian today, they seem to be equivocating bad tenants and bad landlords. Is the average Guardian reader now supposed to be so old / wealthy that they've not rented since 1996 at the latest, or are we supposed to take it that "everyone knows" that current law isn't hilariously biased against renters?

The money section is more likely to be read by landlords than tenants so they're probably tailoring the article to the audience.

Really classy how the author states the bad tenant is a foreigner (and probably non-white) and implies it with the broken English comment about the bad landlord.

General China
Aug 19, 2012

by Smythe

namesake posted:

I dunno, ask your gamekeeper your grace.

My gamekeeper who is also my cat is quite useless at the pheasant situation. He is an unholy terror when it comes to killing rabbits though.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

General China posted:

What's the best way to catch and kill a pheasant that doesn't involve firearms? The things are a major pest in my new country abode, pulling up my garlic and onions.

Did you not read Danny Champion of the World in primary school? The answer is to dope them up.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

General China posted:

What's the best way to catch and kill a pheasant that doesn't involve firearms? The things are a major pest in my new country abode, pulling up my garlic and onions.

Get tooled up son https://basc.org.uk/cop/air-rifles-code-of-practice/

BASC posted:

Respect for the quarry
Always shoot well within your capabilities. Practise on targets, never on live quarry, to establish the maximum range at which you and your rifle can consistently hit the point of aim that will ensure a clean kill; this is usually the head, and normally has a maximum diameter of about three centimetres (an inch and a quarter). Practise regularly to improve your shooting and stalking skills. Make sure you know where the kill zone is for each species that you are going to hunt. For mammals the side-on head shot is the preferred target. For birds, head shots are effective but difficult because the target area is very small and rarely holds still. Shots to the breast or body cavity give a bigger target area but remember that dense feathers or a crop full of grain will limit the pellet’s effectiveness. The area under the wing is a good place to aim for. You must zero your rifle and sights (check their correct alignment) before starting any hunt; usually a riflescope will come with instructions on how to do this, otherwise there are many books which explain the principles. It is your responsibility to be able to recognise your quarry and know when and where you may shoot it. Never shoot unless you have positively identified your quarry.

Wounded quarry
Always despatch wounded quarry quickly to minimise suffering, either with a second shot or a sharp blow to the base of the skull. Be particularly careful when dispatching wounded rodents – they can bite and scratch with a risk of serious infection. DO NOT TOUCH RATS. They may carry fatal diseases, so you should lift them with a fork or shovel.

Suitable air rifles for hunting
Always ensure that your air rifle is powerful enough to achieve a clean kill of your chosen quarry and do not attempt a shot of more than 30 metres. Generally the ideal power level is just over 11 ft lb (15J). For an air rifle that is more powerful than 12 ft lb, (16.25J) you must have a firearm certificate. Never shoot at partially obscured quarry or shoot at quarry which could escape into cover before it can be retrieved. For example, do not shoot rabbits which are less than two metres from their burrow.

Certain types of air rifle are more suitable for hunting than others. Avoid those air rifles which take excessive time to charge, load and fire. Repeating air rifles give an immediate second shot which is always an advantage. All air rifles must be well maintained in accordance with the manufacturer’s recommendations. If in doubt, consult your local dealer. Choose pellets which are designed for hunting. These will produce a cleaner kill than those which are intended for target shooting. Check every pellet before loading to ensure that it is not damaged or deformed.

General China
Aug 19, 2012

by Smythe
Looks like an air rifle it is after some research. It will probably piss off the game keeper who has been raising them, but its entirely legal if they are in your garden. And the gamekeeper is unlikely to find out.

Time to find out about pheasant plucking.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



General China posted:

What's the best way to catch and kill a pheasant that doesn't involve firearms? The things are a major pest in my new country abode, pulling up my garlic and onions.

Carpet bombing.

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SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

General China posted:

Looks like an air rifle it is after some research. It will probably piss off the game keeper who has been raising them, but its entirely legal if they are in your garden. And the gamekeeper is unlikely to find out.

Time to find out about pheasant plucking.

If you want to eat them afterwards (pheasant, not the gamekeeper) I'd recommend a crossbow instead, digging pellets out of meat isn't fun, whether cooked or before cooking.

e: otoh, if you want to eat the gamekeeper, then a crossbow is still a good option

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