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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

On the other hand, the internet claims one of Savage's readers invented the term pegging less than 15 years ago, so I wouldn't listen to his opinions on the matter, either.

Yep, he had a contest to establish a name for a woman nailing a dude in the butt, and "pegging" was the winner. Savage was pretty ambivalent about the winning word, because he had an older female relative (aunt?) named Peg.

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Demon of the East posted:

Shut the gently caress up about pirates and learning, dipshits.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2794/rum-sodomy-and-the-lash

quote:

Rum, sodomy, and the lash: Did the Royal Navy supply ships with "peg boys" for sex?

I’ve seen peg = “copulate” in a 1902 slang dictionary, and it’s easy to believe the expression was common long before that. But the earliest usage of peg boy cited in the Oxford English Dictionary is from Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words by Robert Anton Wilson (1972), perhaps not the most reliable source. Wilson writes: “A ‘peg-boy’ is a young male who prostitutes himself to homosexuals; ‘peg-house’, a homosexual brothel. There is an unsubstantiated story that boys in East Indian peg-houses were required to sit on pegs between customers, giving them permanently dilated anuses.” Whatever you say, Bob.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7K28ZJS-Ic midly :nws:

Now, that's not strictly speaking a funny picture, though it is pretty relevant to the topic at hand.

So I present this as well, which I saw today while doing some errands.


Political Whores has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Apr 5, 2014

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Little Blackfly posted:

So I present this as well, which I saw today while doing some errands.




Serious question unrelated to all this pirate garbage: were you somewhere in upstate New York when you saw that car?

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Serious question unrelated to all this pirate garbage: were you somewhere in upstate New York when you saw that car?

Nope. I was in the chilly climes of Canada.

Seriously everybody should click through to the youtube video I linked. Read the description too. I don't want to reveal what it is, because that will ruin some of the hilarity of it. I guess strictly speaking its :nws: though.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I'm not going to lie...I was curious what the time period was when the forums looked like that (because the OS just being XP isn't enough to go on,) so I moused over the clock in the lower right to get the date to pop up.

:downsgun:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I thought chaos night was the hurricane Katrina thing?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm not going to lie...I was curious what the time period was when the forums looked like that (because the OS just being XP isn't enough to go on,) so I moused over the clock in the lower right to get the date to pop up.

:downsgun:

Years ago when I played a bit of WoW I was sometimes asked to go watch videos of upcoming raids to see tactics etc and I can't count the number of times I tried moving the camera around while watching them.
I am going to go and shoot myself in the face now, bye.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I thought chaos night was the hurricane Katrina thing?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1741

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004

Doctor Bishop posted:

HULK... poo poo!



Rhyno posted:

HULK SPLASH.

Someone rang?


It's a Ford Escort :haw:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I Might Be Adam posted:

That is easily the most punchable face on the planet.

Any time I see his face I get the urge to shave his eyebrows and Botox his forehead

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar
Spotted at my local hardware store. Tool zone indeed.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

Doctor Bishop posted:

HULK... poo poo!



A personal favorite

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Some sort of porn parody? Kind of want to know what the tagline says.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


The title is "Harry Hotter and the Perverted Chair". The byline reads something like "The ban has been lifted on Harry's true secret place [genitals]." It also says it's a translation of "Harry Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody".

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

Some sort of porn parody? Kind of want to know what the tagline says.

I looked and now I'm sad.

quote:

In Search of Bush
Hairy Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody

These are indeed some magical times at the Whore's Wart's School for Witches and Wizards. But the one thing disturbing the male population is that none of the females have any hair on their twats. Harry, being the most powerful wizard at the school, experiments with dark magic in hopes of big bushes. The results are quite hair raising.

I have to live with this now.

Oh and there's a (potentially :nws:) trailer on YouTube because of course that's loving whatever why the gently caress not.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Apr 6, 2014

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Gotta admit I was expecting Harry Potter and the Prisoner of rear end-kabanging.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
It should have been a school for bitches and jizzers. Come on, porn writers! If you're going to rename the school Whore Warts go hog wild!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Why does a foreign language porno have to make transliterated puns for your language?

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Krinkle posted:

Why does a foreign language porno have to make transliterated puns for your language?

Dreamzone is based out of California, bro, though I can understand why you would want to pawn off on another country the studio that brought us "MILFBusters" starring Adam Ravage and Jamie Hyman.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Shnag posted:

I don't find Ripley's believe it or not rape chat funny nor do i think its a picture. Though maybe I am weird like that.



I don't think anything has ever made me as happy as this dog is in the last picture.


Is it made of chocolate ?

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Apr 6, 2014

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


dijon du jour posted:

Dreamzone is based out of California, bro, though I can understand why you would want to pawn off on another country the studio that brought us "MILFBusters" starring Adam Ravage and Jamie Hyman.

They import our porno? I feel ashamed and proud at the same time.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Butt Savage posted:

I remember seeing that picture at militaryphotos.net a few years ago and one of the users knew Combat Toad. Apparently the guy was a real deal British paratrooper at the time who happened to like playing air soft. Probably explains why he has the strength to carry another dude while Private Porky covers them.

Well he's got my respect for being the real deal but, good lord is that a stupid looking helmet.

Of course, that is a long standing British tradition.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


69 points to Gryffindor

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


Who was it that had this as an avatar? Posted in D&D constantly...

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


A New Zealand pressing? :eyepop:

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

Well he's got my respect for being the real deal but, good lord is that a stupid looking helmet.

Of course, that is a long standing British tradition.

Most helmets look pretty stupid.
They mainly protect from falling debris so they're wide enough to partially cover the shoulders as well.

Centzon Totochtin
Jan 2, 2009

7thBatallion posted:

Who was it that had this as an avatar? Posted in D&D constantly...

bonaparte? Or something along those lines.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Amazon.com turns up nothing but actual taco truck supplies and decidedly un-truck taco holders. Google got me to a place which sells them, but they're out of stock. How will I hold up my tacos and also have a tiny truck on my plate? :ohdear:

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

7thBatallion posted:

Who was it that had this as an avatar? Posted in D&D constantly...

Boniface I think

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

7thBatallion posted:

Who was it that had this as an avatar? Posted in D&D constantly...

Helldump superstar, Boniface.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Railing Kill posted:

Amazon.com turns up nothing but actual taco truck supplies and decidedly un-truck taco holders. Google got me to a place which sells them, but they're out of stock. How will I hold up my tacos and also have a tiny truck on my plate? :ohdear:

Right here on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00JDRDIO6/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?redirect=true&tag=unclutterer-20

But sadly out of stock there, too. May be out of production :(

(Sorry if my URL is crap; phone posting)

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Well he's got my respect for being the real deal but, good lord is that a stupid looking helmet.

Of course, that is a long standing British tradition.



Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Comb the desert!

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4OBUupicWg

Oh, hey Tuvok.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Railing Kill posted:

Amazon.com turns up nothing but actual taco truck supplies and decidedly un-truck taco holders. Google got me to a place which sells them, but they're out of stock. How will I hold up my tacos and also have a tiny truck on my plate? :ohdear:

If you have a big lots nearby, they will probably have em.

They surprised the hell out of me on aprl 1st by having actual products in their ads for sale that exist, that I thought were just lame internet stuff like bacon bowls and taco holders/makers.

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