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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

oliwan posted:

Some of the kit related things Americans do and why they will never be taken seriously as football fans:

- wear 'official' patches on their kits
- put a player's name on the back of their jersey
- wear full kits

I mean I'm pretty sure fat english men do the same things

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Modus Trollens posted:

I mean I'm pretty sure fat english men do the same things

Football fans all over the world do it tbf.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Bogan Krkic posted:

It's like holding up a big sign saying "don't trust me with your daughters"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

oliwan posted:

Some of the kit related things Americans do and why they will never be taken seriously as football fans:

- wear 'official' patches on their kits
- put a player's name on the back of their jersey
- wear full kits

- be americans

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

oliwan posted:

Some of the kit related things Americans do and why they will never be taken seriously as football fans:

- wear 'official' patches on their kits
- put a player's name on the back of their jersey
- wear full kits

Basically 100% of these are from England
https://mobile.twitter.com/WankersFullKit

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
On the subject of full-kit wankers...

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Modus Trollens posted:

I mean I'm pretty sure fat english men do the same things

Enjoy an English kid full kit American Football wankering at one of the Wembley games. Never seen this before at an American Football game in the states.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Apr 6, 2014

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
My votes for top World Cup jerseys are the France home and Netherlands away. Discuss.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Boeing Troll posted:

My votes for top World Cup jerseys are the France home and Netherlands away. Discuss.

Cameroon




and Ghana




imo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



This is loving incredible.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Frankston posted:

This is loving incredible.

It really is

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

It really is

Puma always does fantastic kits for the African nations.

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

oliwan posted:

Or you could be an adult and not get a name on there

Kits look better with names on them, generally.

See: Newcastle home kit. There's a blank spot without stripes where the name would go, and looks off without one.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

jooky posted:

Kits look better with names on them, generally.

See: Newcastle home kit. There's a blank spot without stripes where the name would go, and looks off without one.


Shockingly enough, if you're wearing it you'll never see the back of the shirt. :ssh:

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

TheBigAristotle posted:

On the subject of full-kit wankers...



This is pretty funny imho.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Shrapnig posted:

Puma always does fantastic kits for the African nations.

Mas: Gabon



Burkina Faso

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Shrapnig posted:

Shockingly enough, if you're wearing it you'll never see the back of the shirt. :ssh:

This is why I wear arseless chaps.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

The Football Shirt/Kit/Box/Tube/Denim/Books/Shipping Container Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG9lUsNQhTk

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Iran has a cool World Cup shirt

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Oh man that shipping container is beautiful

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

ShutteredIn posted:

Iran has a cool World Cup shirt


Can't say I ever associated jaguars to Iran but why not.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Tzen posted:

Oh man that shipping container is beautiful

a whole new level of box

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Kurtofan posted:

Can't say I ever associated jaguars to Iran but why not.
I think that's the Asiatic Cheetah aka Iranian cheetah. - Act like I know I just googled wildlife of Iran.
"The Asiatic cheetah is a critically endangered[2] subspecies of the cheetah found today only in Iran, with some occasional sightings in Balochistan, Pakistan."

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

Can't say I ever associated jaguars to Iran but why not.

Persian leopard.

Edit: nope, the Asiatic Cheetah.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Kurtofan posted:

Can't say I ever associated jaguars to Iran but why not.

It's a cheetah. The eye markings give it away and also the head is way too small for a jaguar.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

ZeeBoi posted:

The Football Shirt/Kit/Box/Tube/Denim/Books/Shipping Container Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG9lUsNQhTk



Is this the Romanian national team bus

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

vaginal culture posted:

Is this the Romanian national team bus

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bobby Digital posted:

Persian leopard.

Edit: nope, the Asiatic Cheetah.


not not luvd posted:

It's a cheetah. The eye markings give it away and also the head is way too small for a jaguar.


Tzen posted:

I think that's the Asiatic Cheetah aka Iranian cheetah. - Act like I know I just googled wildlife of Iran.
"The Asiatic cheetah is a critically endangered[2] subspecies of the cheetah found today only in Iran, with some occasional sightings in Balochistan, Pakistan."

Thanks, didn't know Iran had cheetas either, cool to know.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Kurtofan posted:

Thanks, didn't know Iran had cheetas either, cool to know.

The Iranian women's team is full of cheetahs.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Shrapnig posted:

The Iranian women's team is full of cheetahs.

lol

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Shrapnig posted:

The Iranian women's team is full of cheetahs.

Haha

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

vaginal culture posted:

Is this the Romanian national team bus

Shrapnig posted:

The Iranian women's team is full of cheetahs.

Lmao

That cheetah looks like spaghetti sauce.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

I think it's a Persian leopard

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Oh someone already guessed that *closes down wikipedia*

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

So Thursday four players will walk out of the container to show off the new Liverpool kits.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/shop/kit-launch-live-back-up

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Tzen posted:

I think that's the Asiatic Cheetah aka Iranian cheetah. - Act like I know I just googled wildlife of Iran.
"The Asiatic cheetah is a critically endangered[2] subspecies of the cheetah found today only in Iran, with some occasional sightings in Balochistan, Pakistan."

It's obviously a Scottish Deerhound.

ZeeBoi posted:

So Thursday four players will walk out of the container to show off the new Liverpool kits.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/shop/kit-launch-live-back-up

Are they who Brendan had in his envelopes?

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Bogan Krkic posted:

Are they who Brendan had in his envelopes?

Hopefully Downing, Carroll, and Cole all die of asphyxiation while waiting in the container.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Their expression matches mine. Not bad necessarily but not great either, reminds me of Puma's kits from a few years ago.

It's like they want the impression of a collar but not actually put a collar on there.

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I've seen worse.

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