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prefect posted:I would take "Real Kitchens 101" any day. I love this one--always lose it at "slow-comfort tapas fusion." What would Lyle have thought of Amy's Baking Company or whatever it was from that one episode of Kitchen Nightmares?
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Jet Jaguar posted:I love this one--always lose it at "slow-comfort tapas fusion." For me it's "gangster rap about burning down zoos and hitting women with golf clubs".
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Der Shovel posted:For me it's "gangster rap about burning down zoos and hitting women with golf clubs". Over the years, I have accumulated many minutes of searching for gangster rap about burning down zoos. I have yet to find any.
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a starwar betamax posted:Wow Onstad, the pressure's really on this time. Each strip has to be better than anything you've ever written. Each sentence. Each word. Each syllable MUST be perfect. Anything less is a disservice, nay, a CRIME against yourself, art in general, your fans, and yes, even the English language (of which achewood is a critically acclaimed celebration of). So remember, no amount of rewrites are too few. This is, and will always be, THE most worthy of causes. 
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Retroactively end Achewood before that point, thanks.
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Why didn't he just refuse?
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Shibawanko posted:Why didn't he just refuse? Because the old gay guy judged him right, and Teodor was always pretty curious about suckin' log ? Not everyone conforms to your narrow definitions of sexuality.
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Darth Windu posted:Because the old gay guy judged him right, and Teodor was always pretty curious about suckin' log ? Not everyone conforms to your narrow definitions of sexuality. "WELP, I GOT SEVERE CONCUSSION GOING ON, AND PROBABLY GONNA GET MURDERED HORRIBLY HERE SOON. GUESS I'LL JUST SUCK SOME COCK."
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Shibawanko posted:Why didn't he just refuse? Sounds like someone's never had a dick presented to him while facing his imminent death.
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Theodore is Onstad. We are nice pete. The old gay cock is achewood.
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Johnny Aztec posted:"WELP, I GOT SEVERE CONCUSSION GOING ON, AND PROBABLY GONNA GET MURDERED HORRIBLY HERE SOON. GUESS I'LL JUST SUCK SOME COCK." Like you don't have a bucket list.
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little munchkin posted:Sounds like someone's never had a dick presented to him while facing his imminent death. I would say "I recognize that as a penis, but it does not turn me on".
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Johnny Aztec posted:"WELP, I GOT SEVERE CONCUSSION GOING ON, AND PROBABLY GONNA GET MURDERED HORRIBLY HERE SOON. GUESS I'LL JUST SUCK SOME COCK." Who's gonna judge him? Pete is pretty gay himself.
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Johnny Aztec posted:"WELP, I GOT SEVERE CONCUSSION GOING ON, AND PROBABLY GONNA GET MURDERED HORRIBLY HERE SOON. GUESS I'LL JUST SUCK SOME COCK." Sounds like the perfect time to try something you always wanted to do but were too scared to try.
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"You've made an old homosexual very happy tonight" was a pretty great line.
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Shibawanko posted:Why didn't he just refuse? He did what he needed to. He did what he wanted to, too.
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Alright, let's switch this up a bit. Keep the old man with the cock there, keep Teodor there, but de-age him to 15. It's all cool guys, just a young guy writing off his bucket list!
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Johnny Aztec posted:Alright, let's switch this up a bit. Keep the old man with the cock there, keep Teodor there, but de-age him to 15. what the gently caress
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Johnny Aztec posted:Alright, let's switch this up a bit. Keep the old man with the cock there, keep Teodor there, but de-age him to 15. Why yes, adding pedophilia would change it completely, good take, next caller
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Alright, switch it up some more. Keep the old man, have him be hetero, and make Teodor female( current age as in the strip. Which is what...late 20s?) Is it still cool with you guys that some hog is getting tasted
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15 year old Teodor probably looked exactly like Trent Reznor's Volvo Roast Beef.
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My Lovely Horse posted:15 year old Teodor probably looked exactly like Trent Reznor's Volvo Roast Beef. Thats the new ending to High school. 15 year old teodor looks into the dudes eyes, and he barfs. He barfs because Teodor looked into his eyes.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Alright, let's switch this up a bit. Keep the old man with the cock there, keep Teodor there, but de-age him to 15. I am just incredibly confused by this post.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Alright, switch it up some more. Keep the old man, have him be hetero, and make Teodor female( current age as in the strip. Which is what...late 20s?) Let's say that the old man is Hitler, and Theodor is an 8-year old Jewish boy, and the van is Auschwitz. STILL OKAY WITH THAT?????? HUH?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!
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Freak Futanari posted:Let's say that the old man is Hitler, and Theodor is an 8-year old Jewish boy, and the van is Auschwitz. STILL OKAY WITH THAT?????? HUH?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?! FINALLY, someone gets it! Add in a MLP in the background and you are good to go(have a cartoon about van rape)
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This makes me wonder how Onstad would do trying to do a few strips in a row without dialogue. I think he could do it. The problem would be him convincing himself he can.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Alright, let's switch this up a bit. Keep the old man with the cock there, keep Teodor there, but de-age him to 15. Talk about your lesser works of Christo.
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I think he is trying to point out the dual standard of being a-ok with someone being coersed to perform a sex act under duress as long as the victim is a male and "really wanted it"
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a starwar betamax posted:I think he is trying to point out the dual standard of being a-ok with someone being coersed to perform a sex act under duress as long as the victim is a male and "really wanted it" No no, we get that. It's just that I'm having a hard time thinking of a worse way to do so.
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a starwar betamax posted:I think he is trying to point out the dual standard of being a-ok with someone being coersed to perform a sex act under duress as long as the victim is a male and "really wanted it" I think it's bullshit on account of him not being coerced and really wanting it
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From @achewood on Twitter: "Preview panels from the upcoming strip."
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Not one to speculate on the various issues of the Onstad, but that Goblins webcomic author is in the midst of a 2 month mental breakdown (preceded by a tweet about how cool it is to check out girls and tell his new wife how hot they are) that produced this:
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I utterly lack the knowledge needed to interpret this.
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I'll say this much, Ray and Beef would look really out of place on the side of a van.
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zoomdog posted:Why is the robot bleeding?
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glug posted:Not one to speculate on the various issues of the Onstad, but that Goblins webcomic author is in the midst of a 2 month mental breakdown (preceded by a tweet about how cool it is to check out girls and tell his new wife how hot they are) that produced this: Aaaaaaaaaaand how does this relate to Achewood? 
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