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ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Guster, for all your posting needs:





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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


That's not how you test a toilet.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Erebus posted:

That's not how you test a toilet.



Toilet? That's clearly a nugget fountain. :confused:

FetusPorn
Jul 7, 2003

WUGT: Creatures attack and block as normal, but none deal any damage during combat. All attacking creatures are still tapped. Use this ability any time
Yeah, I don't poo poo chicken nuggets. Show me a toilet that can flush a Chipotle Burrito and then I'll consider buying it.

Here, have the oldest gif in my downloads folder

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


FetusPorn posted:

Here, have the oldest gif in my downloads folder

Ooh, I want to play too!

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing
Good game.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
My oldest was NSFW, so here's my second oldest, from 2009:



I probably have much older gifs archived (so to speak) on some ancient CDs or floppies, but that's one of the oldest ones still on my hard-drive.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
:nws:http://i.minus.com/isAbYQfcaq1oZ.gif

e: oops forgot the gif features an enormous dildo

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


stubblyhead posted:

:nws:http://i.minus.com/isAbYQfcaq1oZ.gif

e: oops forgot the gif features an enormous dildo

I declare war on yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou, and yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou, and all this poo poo...

Here's my oldest, from the year of our lord 2003:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Erebus posted:

That's not how you test a toilet.



This is an incredibly unrealistic turd to paper ratio.

Popular videos are always normalizing and promoting unrealistic bowel expectations.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Was that tray specially built just for that demonstration?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

This is my oldest.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




This is from Aug '11, pretty much everything before then was lost in the Great Darkness



e: ooh 8 months earlier and :nws: http://i.minus.com/ibzbMiunDsCbKR.gif

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009





Oldest one on this computer. I forgot this movie was already this old.

God I'm old. :(

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Is this from a thing, and if so, what thing is it from? It's so pretty.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Bad Munki posted:

Is this from a thing, and if so, what thing is it from? It's so pretty.

I have no idea, I can only link you to the tumblr I got it from http://rekall.tumblr.com/

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
In my 2002 folder:


- Bonus -






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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Basticle posted:

I have no idea, I can only link you to the tumblr I got it from http://rekall.tumblr.com/

I am sad.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer


September 8, 2006

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Bad Munki posted:

Is this from a thing, and if so, what thing is it from? It's so pretty.

It looks like something from motion a day: http://motionaday.tumblr.com/archive

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


I miss you, Geocities.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


September 20, 1998

Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.
First or oldest gif? I don't know how it has managed to survive so many hard drive crashes and moves, but here's my first. (Date says Jan. 4, 1999 but I swear I found it in 1998. And it used to go a lot slower. drat new fancy machines!)

Just on the off chance a cartoon man dropping trou and relieving himself is NSFW, I'll link it. http://i.imgur.com/o8Wz8z4.gif

And here are a couple "younger" gifs.





Edit: Didn't know about the spoiler tag issue; altered to a direct link.

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Zoph
Sep 12, 2005



October 28, 2004.

Also thanks for reminding me of Election 2004, PYF. :suicide:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



From 2003 (think it was someone's avatar)

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
Optical illusions are fun! Found on gizmodo
Believe it or not, these four squares move at the same constant speed

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Get Faster.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Three of my earliest jiffs:

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
Party like it's 2008. :drum:







TheLastManStanding
Jan 14, 2008
Mash Buttons!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Three of my earliest jiffs:

Man, that brings back some memories.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2006



syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

2001




Same folder, 2000

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Oldest I got on this machine.

Spamantha
Oct 11, 2006

(tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,)
Haha, of course this is the oldest gif on my computer:



And the oldest one I made myself (I think??):

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I'm pretty sure this is the oldest gif on my computer.



Here's some Segata Sanshiro to go with it.



Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>
Oldest one I got. "Comedy.gif"

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Sirveaux posted:

Oldest one I got. "Comedy.gif"



I remember this. It's from a commercial for Ha!, a cable comedy network that eventually fused with the Comedy Channel to become Comedy Central.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKIlNm8pG5c

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