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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

mrfreeze posted:

I recommend when Gilbert was on Sirius and him and Artie were making fun of Steve Irwin dying during the news. It was when they were planning to give his daughter a show, and I remember Gilbert said something so offensive about her they dumped it on satellite. God I miss Gilbert and Artie during the news...

HEY Bendi. You wanna bendi me over?

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oh my god Elegant Elliot Offen

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Like a member of AA, I sometimes relapse and dip my toe back into the pool of what the Stern show is up to these days. I have to admit, I got a kick out of Ronnie's sex tips this past year. Jesus christ. I nearly peed my pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFZ6GP9Y7ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7oHvSceccA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I43f2Ll910

Sorry, I'm sure a lot of those overlap, but some are more in depth than others.

Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 5, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
I'm not sure if they are still on YouTube, but "Stuck on You" with Jeff the Drunk was a hilarious and sad look into his life.

I can stand recent episodes of the show for just a little at a time now. Right around the time that "JD's clip of the week" became a regular thing was when I stopped listening with any regularity. At this point I basically just read this thread and listen to old bits, and I doubt I'm alone in that.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
A lot of the older Howard clips are funny, but then again a lot are REALLY not funny. I think at the time he was literally just throwing everything offensive he could out on the radio. It was like a game of trying to be the shock jock that pushed the most buttons. I think he was doing it because he had to, he had to get his spotlight and attention. They told him he couldn't say 7 words, so he would say the words they didn't have rules about, like racist things. He said that racist/sexist stuff so much because it was the only "doozy" he had to say, since he couldn't say tits and gently caress.

I miss some of those bits, Marge Schott was incredible, Gilbert was amazing, but his gay room stuff was really bad, where he would badger guests and callers into going into his gay room and being gay with him. It was just such a non joke and he was doing it to make people uncomfortable, but OOGHA, he was being really weird during that stuff, also he wasn't getting laid by his then wife and hanging out with gal pal Ralph a lot, so who knows.

Now Howard knows a little better, he lets the people around him hang themselves, instead of himself putting it all out there. That way if somebody gets called out, "Hey, I'm not the boss, I don't control that person".

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear

AxeManiac posted:

I miss some of those bits, Marge Schott was incredible, Gilbert was amazing, but his gay room stuff was really bad, where he would badger guests and callers into going into his gay room and being gay with him. It was just such a non joke and he was doing it to make people uncomfortable, but OOGHA, he was being really weird during that stuff, also he wasn't getting laid by his then wife and hanging out with gal pal Ralph a lot, so who knows.

I remember when he tried to revive Homocop when he first started on Sirius. Good lord what an embarrassment.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Yeah, I miss Gilbert, probably my favorite all time guest.

Since we are digging through clips, I'll ask again if someone has found this one clip: Gilbert is sitting in for the news, and they start busting on Jackie for all of his crappy houses. At one point someone suggests that Jackie's neighbors are black, and Gilbert starts doing some insane "holey mackerel!" Amos and Andy stuff. By the end of the show it devolves into Gilbert going "Boogity-boogity" and laugh himself silly.

Ockhams Crowbar
May 7, 2007
Always the simplest solution.
Gilbert's my favorite. I vividly remember a segment with Gilbert discussing his appearance on Son of the Beach as a Hasidic lifeguard from Israel, which culminated on air in 'Dracula Gottfried' giving his testimony to Al Goldstein's lawyer as a character witness. It was just so bizarre and so very Gilbert.

"He's a big, fat, 5000 pound hook nosed kike, and when he talks he gets little balls of saliva in the corners of his mouth, but he's a good man! RELEASE THAT TEN THOUSAND POUND HEEB!"

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

It's unfortunately not very long, but, Grouch Gottfried is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYDYyYZw8jw

"Back in my day..."

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Anything from here:

http://www.scriptcover.com

(shameless plug)

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

mrfreeze posted:

I recommend when Gilbert was on Sirius and him and Artie were making fun of Steve Irwin dying during the news. It was when they were planning to give his daughter a show, and I remember Gilbert said something so offensive about her they dumped it on satellite. God I miss Gilbert and Artie during the news...

This is it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4m4KTyA5sg&t=407s 6m47s for safari users
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jFY7_vbBh4

The absolute peak of the show is every Gilbert appearance with Artie on satellite.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

It's unfortunately not very long, but, Grouch Gottfried is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYDYyYZw8jw

"Back in my day..."

I love how much Artie loves Gilbert.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Everyone should love Gilbert

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
John's career is looking up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K99myB2Xqg

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

His video from a week ago has 600 views. He's moving up in the world!

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
The Jon Lovitz Comedy Network.

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice

Transmodiar posted:

Anything from here:

http://www.scriptcover.com

(shameless plug)
Everyone needs to listen to Jackie's Christmas CD. So much quality packed in one clip:

- Goofing on Jackie
- Goofing on Nancy
- A comprehensive collection of lovely Jackie pot/beer song clips
- A comprehensive collection of lovely Jackie ~serious musician~ song clips
- A random clip of Frank Sinatra doing a lovely cover of Mrs. Robinson

kylej posted:

John's career is looking up.
I keep meaning to transcribe that rant from Fight Week where Howard goes into great detail explaining precisely how and why John isn't funny.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

This is beyond terrible, how could anyone listen to this for over an hour?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
YouTube "Vodcasts": where lovely comedians go to die.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

an adult beverage posted:

YouTube "Vodcasts": where lovely comedians go to die.

Shhh, don't say that. I want Norm to come back to his podcast, I'd listen to him all day.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I don't know if I'll ever get tired of "Sal is an idiot" clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_6PIJNvSE

Sal wouldn't vote for Obama because he was afraid Obama might pardon O.J. :allears:

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
The Sal apology and the various "Sal is a stalker" clips on scriptcover.com are must listens that I don't think have been brought up yet

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Speaking of Sal's idiocy, I was flipping channels last night and stumbled across that awful "long island psychic" lady. I can't imagine buying into her bullshit for even one second, and she's got Sal hook, line and sinker.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Squashy Nipples posted:

Speaking of Sal's idiocy, I was flipping channels last night and stumbled across that awful "long island psychic" lady. I can't imagine buying into her bullshit for even one second, and she's got Sal hook, line and sinker.

Are there clips of this?

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Once again A Keg. posted:

The Sal apology and the various "Sal is a stalker" clips on scriptcover.com are must listens that I don't think have been brought up yet

Link?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Once again A Keg. posted:

The Sal apology and the various "Sal is a stalker" clips on scriptcover.com are must listens that I don't think have been brought up yet

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=427858643#post427858643

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

You guys are awesome for all these recommendations. I'm about at the same point in the show as that other guy who requested must-listen clips. I've just listened to everything with Beetlejuice, Sal, some Ronnie stuff, some Richard stuff, and just other random clips from the youtube sidebar. So, thanks for the awesome stuff to keep me busy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Don't forget the epic story of a young Sal's blossoming rap career:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qecx4q_dSSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9A4GpmSwXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYcrAbyJ-ns

"Do you think if Sal was a woman, he would've blown everyone in this story?"

"I think there's a chance that still happened."

haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 7, 2014

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The Mike Walker Fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeEWNmXpGUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmlCg783HNY

Artie nearly dies laughing at old porn stars (Bonus Gary bashing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32SIk8GEms

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The "AHHH yeah" and Blue Iris prank call are my favorite Artie laughing clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXbz8Kunss

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Speaking of laughing hysterically, here's Artie's adventures at the Prader-Willi Disease Benefit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCEiM3_WLI

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

haljordan posted:

Speaking of laughing hysterically, here's Artie's adventures at the Prader-Willi Disease Benefit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCEiM3_WLI

Hah! One of my favorites, thank you.

I found yesterday's Dan Rather interview fascinating. Of course, I grew up watching him on the CBS Evening News, so your mileage may vary.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Squashy Nipples posted:

Hah! One of my favorites, thank you.

I found yesterday's Dan Rather interview fascinating. Of course, I grew up watching him on the CBS Evening News, so your mileage may vary.

My favorite line from that clip is "Without food jokes, the only other thing I got is bashing the gays! I got nothing!"

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

This is one of my favorite contests from the show. That poor girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYqcxvF278s

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bag of Sun Chips posted:

This is one of my favorite contests from the show. That poor girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYqcxvF278s

She had it better than the poor soul who got chained to High Pitch Eric. I think she last like, less than 12 hours.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Hard to believe the switch to Sirius was almost 8 years ago. I've been trying to think of the really good stuff from the first year. so far I have:

- Calling Martha Stewart's daughter a oval office
- Richard getting waxed
- Buck Angel on the sybian
- Elliot Offen
- Artie and the vending machine guy

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Bonzo posted:

Hard to believe the switch to Sirius was almost 8 years ago. I've been trying to think of the really good stuff from the first year. so far I have:

- Buck Angel on the sybian


I just listened to the Joe Rogan Experience episode with Buck Angel and now I'm cautiously curious about this episode. Was it on Howard TV?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

I just listened to the Joe Rogan Experience episode with Buck Angel and now I'm cautiously curious about this episode. Was it on Howard TV?

I don't know. Howard TV wasn't around until the 2nd year wasn't it?

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
No, it was on from Day 1 because they talk about how Buck Angel is the most-viewed piece a day or so later on HowardTV.

Anyone recommend anything TRULY FUNNY or interesting that happened in the past three years? Similar to what I posted before, like Ronnie's sex tips? I say three years because I stopped listening around the end of 2010. Interviews, bits, pranks, whatever, going through this thread is a chore when it was posted in real time, best to reflect on them now.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard now, to me at least, is more interesting and entertaining just to listen to him talk about stuff. Maybe it's because he is older and I am way older and a dad and a business person instead of a horny 15 year old but I don't know. He's kind of like a chill dude. The bits aren't as memorable and Sal and Christy dont really do all that much for me.

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