ASoIaF: A Song of Ice and Fire: George Rail Road Martin

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# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:59

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:57

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Why? Because Ramsay would keep eating bans?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:04

Junkenstein: Oct 22, 2003

I'd imagine most people think the spoilers in the Leper's colony are fake, because gently caress me, does 'Bran becomes a Weirwood' sound stupid.

And is stupid.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:12

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

Arbite posted:

What they said. We've kept it together here, no need to change what works just fine.

Cool, just thought I'd check in with y'all and ask given all the kerfluffle. If some huge problem erupts let me know.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 9, 2014

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:12

Urdnot Fire: Feb 13, 2012

rypakal posted:

It's far, far more.

So the solution will be for someone to cleverly present A song of Ice and Fire in forum posts.

Even the Lollys Thread wouldn't fall for that, they'd wonder where Kelly C went and who this Danaerys person is.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Honestly, I understand not wanting to read the books. Why bother? The show will have an ending, the books will not. Also with the show they can avoid grrm as much as possible. Not to mention they will never have to see Arya touch dong.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:32

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Urdnot Fire posted:

Even the Lollys Thread wouldn't fall for that, they'd wonder where Kelly C went and who this Danaerys person is.

You mean Dan Aires is Kelly C?!? :aaa:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:41

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

bathroom sounds posted:

You mean Dan Aires is Kelly C?!?

No i am pretty sure Dan Harris is a tar guardian, he guards the tar used for the insulation of both roofs and boats.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:54

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Cool, just thought I'd check in with y'all and ask given all the kerfluffle. If some huge problem erupts let me know.

While you're here you could change the thread title into something decent and more appropriate, instead of this uninspired, lazy brain fart from your predecessor.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:36

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Might I suggest:

A Song of Ice and Fire: Novelization of HBO's hit show Game of Thrones

# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:47

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Those people are complete garbage assholes. It's like running around telling everyone at work not to talk about the weekends football game because you were busy jacking off and now you're listening to the radio play by play in 5 minute segments over the course of the week. I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck how popular that radio play by play is, you're a dick.

gently caress you. Get out of the thread, read the book or shuuuuut uuuuuup.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Apr 9, 2014

# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:54

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

GRRM: A Song of Butt and Fire

# ? Apr 9, 2014 19:59

St0rmD: Sep 25, 2002; We shoulda just dropped this guy over the Middle East"

Shoehead posted:

EVERY way.

Yes even THAT way

Medium-rare, with a baked potato AND a salad?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 20:46

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Arbite posted:

What they said. We've kept it together here, no need to change what works just fine.

Yeah I don't recall seeing any probations much less bans in this thread. And nobody getting upset with anyone other than the offending party, that awful man.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:44

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Say his name, syscall girl. Say his name. :stare:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:07

brap: Aug 23, 2004; Grimey Drawer

rypakal posted:

It's far, far more.

So the solution will be for someone to cleverly present A song of Ice and Fire in forum posts.

so basically the post the spoilers people have been posting?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:25

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

syscall girl posted:

Yeah I don't recall seeing any probations much less bans in this thread. And nobody getting upset with anyone other than the offending party, that awful man.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:26

Hunky Joe: Dec 21, 2005; I'll fight crime when I feel like it...

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Say his name, syscall girl. Say his name.

Heisenberg?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:48

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

You're Gurmdurm right.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:53

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Joramun posted:

You're Gurmdurm right.

It is known

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:54

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Say his name.

The Darkstar?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 23:14

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Are we talking about A Glistening Hodor?
What happened to him?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 23:19

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

bathroom sounds posted:

Are we talking about A Glistening Hodor?
What happened to him?

No, we're talking about a more absolute of fuckers.

A Glistening Hodor fell in the great spoiler war of 2013, I think.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 23:21

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

AGH still has, like, a whole year or two of probation left. Totally crazy how the Hero of the Reddocaust Wars was thrown under the bus like that.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 23:24

Joramun: Dec 1, 2011; No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

I miss him every day.

All that glistens isn't gold. But his heart sure was.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 23:25

Shroud: May 11, 2009

He was our Ned - steadfast and loyal. He should have seen his probation end from a mile away.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 01:20

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

He fell on his own sword http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3594665&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post423205128

# ? Apr 10, 2014 01:25

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

There are pretty cool sigs floating around:

# ? Apr 10, 2014 01:44

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Spoiler macros are so weak and pass�, feh.

This thread is always and will continue to be best buds thread forever.

Pour one out for Hodes, and let us not forget TPtwP
(the penis touching wascal, pazure horizon).

# ? Apr 10, 2014 02:05

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Honestly, I understand not wanting to read the books. Why bother? The show will have an ending, the books will not. Also with the show they can avoid grrm as much as possible. Not to mention they will never have to see Arya touch dong.

The books have Strong Belwas.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 02:16

mkay0: Nov 7, 2003; I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

The bad thread is the most reasonable place in the asoiaf fandom. The GURM works* in mysterious ways.

*he doesn't actually work

# ? Apr 10, 2014 02:39

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

SaviourX posted:

Pour one out for Hodes,

Yeah, rip Tony Danza Clause.

Asked to get banned by the mindless hordes of GBS.

But yeah, he will be missed until 2015 or 2017 or w/e.

Come back you glistening bastard! I need recipes for the purple wedding!

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:56

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

new fyad title owns

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:57

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

equity posted:

new fyad title owns

*nods head*

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:59

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

SaviourX posted:

Spoiler macros are so weak and passÃ©, feh.

What about spoiler subforum titles? (See: fyad).

^^^
Beaten.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Took them long enough. You'd think the Red Wedding would have been the best time to do that.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:02

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Upon the advent of TWOW's release, the world will return AGH to us.
Goodbye forever, AGH.

A good spoiling needs a bunch of spoilers that aren't true and quite obviously so to make the real ones sting more.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:13

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.