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Hockles posted:Comments i havent missed a single game yet. ironman streaks dont count in playoffs!! so uh, 984 game ironman streak 
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Dubious posted:Holy poo poo Chap had a monster season. Not like it loving matters because Vancouver will get bounced in round 1. I'll call it a huge success if we win a game this time.
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Verviticus posted:was someone somehow ahead of us? Just Jarvis, but that was broken at the Trade Deadline. I think I forgot to update that comment for the end of the season.
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Haha van der Veen with an amazing campaign only to be hosed over by poor scoring by the forwards. 28 wins in a 2GAA season 
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End of 2024-25 Season Update Playoff Results LAK def ANA in 4 VAN def PHX in 5 CGY def COL in 5 NSH def CHI in 5 TBL def BOS in 5 TOR def OTT in 6 WSH def CAR in 6 PIT def CBJ in 4 LAK def VAN in 7 CGY def NSH in 5 TBL def TOR in 5 WSH def PIT in 5 CGY def LAK in 5 WSH def TBL in 7 WSH def CGY in 6 Notable Stats Vando lead the league in Points; Stahl is 2nd; Satonaka is 3rd; Dangler & Lundgren tied for 5th; http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Washington Capitals Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Tampa Bay Lightning Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Calgary Flames Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Washington Capitals Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Bjorn Lundgren -- Washington Capitals Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Cory Dingman -- Washington Capitals Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Bjorn Lundgren -- Washington Capitals Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Soup Athanatos -- Carolina Hurricanes William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Soup Athanatos/Nick Schneider -- Carolina Hurricanes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Ryan Pilon -- Minnesota Wild Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Hockles -- Minnesota Wild Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- B. Skill COL -- I. Chiggers CBJ -- E. Windros PIT -- B. Borkason SJS -- T. McFlurry TBL -- Q. Pepperdick TOR -- B. Buckaroo WPG -- L. Lazaruk Comments Washington wins the Cup Vando wins all the Skater awards, Athanatos wins all the goalie awards. Lundgren wins not only the Norris, but the Conn Smythe too Hockles continues to win Selkes Will we see any goon change teams this offseason? My money's on no.
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Hockles posted:Comments Please be wrong. 
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W......T.......F......Stanley Cup Champions Washington Capitals @blundNHL 1m #norris and #smythe couldn't have done it without my guys @Ajonsey19 and Dangler. #thanksboys @blundNHL 2m Woooooo! @washcaps We did it! #whatayear
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Hockles posted:Vando wins all the Skater awards This is nothing more than a consolation prize after missing out on the Cup, I feel like I've let Stahl down 
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@Vittuman10 gently caress this team is garbage now #perkele @Vittuman10 @NHLDevils can we PLEASE stop starting brodeur. seriously i thought he retired like 20 years ago @Vittuman10 @conway96 @HockeymansORourke tee time is 2pm bros @Vittuman10 LOL this happy gilmore guy, too bad he is a fuckin bruins fan
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Once a-loving-gain the Tampa Bay Lightning defeats us Leafs.
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Won a Cup, three Vezinas, and crap ton of other awards, and I'm not in the top five of goaltenders salaries. I best be gettin' paid.
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k...so... how many years are left in my contract?
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Stickarts posted:k...so... how many years are left in my contract? Without booting and checking, you signed a 7 year contract in the 2022 Offseason, so I imagine you are in FLA through 2030
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Ceyton posted:@Vittuman10 @conway96 @Vittuman10 Beers are on me, good buddies 
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lonelywurm posted:@HockeymansORourke @conway96 @hockeymansorourke @Vittuman10 we're gonna take a liquid tour of the nj turnpike
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Just an FYI: After the offseason update, I will be on a short hiatus until next weekend.
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Hockles posted:Just an FYI: After the offseason update, I will be on a short hiatus until next weekend. Then its best to leave us all with good trade news. Please?
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2025 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Alexander Ovechkin Shea Weber Mike Green Brandon Dubinsky Patrik Berglund Jack Johnson Nicklas Backstrom Kris Letang Andrew Cogliano Claude Giroux Jiri Tlusty Erik Johnson Brandon Sutter Mikael Backlund Keith Yandle Jason Demers Zack Smith TJ Brennan Ian Cole Torey Krug Mats Zuccarello Carey Price Ondrej Pavelec Tuukka Rask Cory Schneider Steve Mason James Reimer Transaction News BOS -- re-signed B. Skill to a $65.8mil/5yr contract COL -- re-signed I. Chiggers to a $74.5mil/6yr contract CBJ -- re-signed E. Windros to a $43.7mil/3yr contract PIT -- re-signed B. Borkason to a $61.2mil/4yr contract SJS -- re-signed T. McFlurry to a $73.1mil/5yr contract TBL -- re-signed Q. Pepperdick to a $68.7mil/7yr contract TOR -- re-signed B. Buckaroo to a $67.2mil/5yr contract WPG -- re-signed L. Lazaruk to a $31.8mil/4yr contract Top 20 Salaries
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2025-26 Opening Night Info ANA -- F. Cow (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BOS -- B. Skill (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain BUF -- Potatoes (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- F. Vando (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (98 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (97 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing COL -- S. McStabson (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- He Hate Me (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- E. Windros (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CBJ -- B. Urlacher (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing DAL -- A. Steidl (98 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing FLA -- A. Kilza (98 OVR) -- Starting Center FLA -- A. Luzhin (97 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center FLA -- T. Guyclint (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing LAK -- A. Banks (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (90 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender MIN -- Hockles (97 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain MIN -- H. Roboy (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain MIN -- P.P. Poutine (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (96 OVR) -- Starting Center NJD -- J. O'Rourke (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- E. Rutkowski (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing PHX -- M. White (97 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (90 OVR) -- Starting Center PIT -- B. Borkason (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (97 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing TBL -- H. Satonaka (96 OVR) -- Starting Center TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (99 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (98 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center VAN -- C. Buttworth (96 OVR) -- Starting Center WSH -- A. Jones (99 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- R. Dangler (97 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- B. Lundgren (99 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain WPG -- L. Lazaruk (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain WPG -- T. Palin (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments As expected, nobody changed teams. For those that know NHL 14's BeAGM mode, everyone's trade value bar is completely full. Only Ovi and Sid had their bars full when this started. So, it gives an idea how untouchable and unmovable everyone has become. Goon leadership movment in WSH; Urlacher is now Capt Urlacher, and Windros gets an A, he thinks it stands for Applesauce. Patches is MTL's new captain
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3rd highest paid goon!  But it was a re-signing in SJ. 
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Pleads posted:gently caress you Reinhart give me the C! loving Reinharts
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Hockles posted:Patches is MTL's new captain 
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Hockles posted:2025 Offseason News 
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@conway96 @hockeymansorourke congrats on the A! Time to get a championship
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@HockeymansORourke @conway96 Thanks man! Time for leadership through facepunching!
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December 2025 Update Notable Stats Bar & Roboy are tied for the lead in Points; McFlurry & Windros are tied for 5th Bar leads the league in Goals; Luzhin & McFlurry are tied for 5th; Borkason & Buttworth are tied for 7th Hockles & Roboy are tied for 2nd in Assists; Windros is 5th Lundgren leads all defensemen in Points; Lazaruk is 2nd; Hat is 7th Guyclint leads the league in +/-; Poutine is 4th; Kilza is 8th McStabson is 2nd in PIM; O'Rourke is 3rd; Potatoes is 5th; Urlacher is 6th; Borkiwicz is 7th; Borkason is 8th Rutkowski is 8th in Hits Bergkamp is 2nd in GAA; Palin is 6th; van der Veen is 7th van der Veen is 3rd in SV%; Bergkamp & Paynuss are tied for 5th; Palin is 7th van der Veen leads the league in Wins; Hextall Jr is 3rd; Bergkamp is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report None Comments I'm back! Windros is back on the leaderboards, and Hextall Jr makes an appearance http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Now get me back on the first line!
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