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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
So she's like their Dora the explorer?

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Dora the Judoka

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Johny is a better wrestler than GSP. I don't think he has much to worry about from Diaz.
if this were indisputably true then he would've just ground Lawler into tan powder over the course of the entire fight

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Hendricks is probably stronger then GSP, that's about it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

TheRationalRedditor posted:

if this were indisputably true then he would've just ground Lawler into tan powder over the course of the entire fight

It's hard to do that with an injured arm.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

if this were indisputably true then he would've just ground Lawler into tan powder over the course of the entire fight

Dude had a torn bicep in that fight. It's also probably why his jab output leveled off as the rounds wore on.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Dangersim posted:

Hendricks is probably roiding more then GSP, that's about it.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

1st AD posted:

Dude had a torn bicep in that fight. It's also probably why his jab output leveled off as the rounds wore on.
I think it's unreasonable to fob off all potential shortcomings on the bicep injury, he did his thing in the literal last minute when they were both very gassed and Lawler isn't exactly a foremost takedown evasion artist either

perhaps it was only 70% of a takedown

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

It's hard to do that with an injured arm.

Didn't he also injure his shin?

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006
Maybe it's better to compare Hendricks's and GSP's wrestling skills by their fights with Condit. Both took him down at will but Hendricks couldn't keep him down.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Senjuro posted:

Maybe it's better to compare Hendricks's and GSP's wrestling skills by their fights with Condit. Both took him down at will but Hendricks couldn't keep him down.

GSP had his top game down to a science, but does that means he's the better overall wrestler? I think Hendricks is a strong enough wrestler to throw crazy hard punches and not worry about going to the ground but I haven't been super impressed by his ground/grappling game. I have missed some of his fights, though. Don't watch fights.

BlindSite posted:

Didn't he also injure his shin?

Yeah I believe he fractured his shin early in the fight.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Hendrix beat The Fear into GSP and retired him. Cool.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
How will we ever know whose wrestling is better? Maybe if Hendricks and GSP ever fight we can form judgments based on that.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Skip My Posts posted:

Nobody is gonna read this.

A drat shame, as it's easily the best post ever made about that fight.

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???
Urijah Faber is doing an AMA.

Best highlight:
Q: If Cruz gets hurt one more time and decides to retire, would you consider him for the striking coach for TAM?
A: ha, no. Would hate to see all my guys getting hurt from fighting like weirdos.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
That's cute, but Faber got KO'd from an ill-advised spinning back fist so

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Diddie posted:

Urijah Faber is doing an AMA.

Best highlight:
Q: If Cruz gets hurt one more time and decides to retire, would you consider him for the striking coach for TAM?
A: ha, no. Would hate to see all my guys getting hurt from fighting like weirdos.

poo poo I was just coming here to post that.

Also urijahs hobbies are painting and real estate. The next magic Johnson.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Xguard86 posted:

poo poo I was just coming here to post that.

Also urijahs hobbies are painting and real estate. The next magic Johnson.

He more closely resembles the next Magic Mike

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Xguard86 posted:

Also urijahs hobbies are painting and real estate. The next magic Johnson.

IAMA spokesman for MetroPCS commercials.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I was very sour on Hendrick's after all his bitching following the GSP fight and would have loved to say he was overrated after nearly getting beaten by Lawler but considering that loving bicep he was fighting with it's extremely impressive that he won at all.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Diddie posted:

Urijah Faber is doing an AMA.

Best highlight:
Q: If Cruz gets hurt one more time and decides to retire, would you consider him for the striking coach for TAM?
A: ha, no. Would hate to see all my guys getting hurt from fighting like weirdos.

If someone doesn't get him to go on a Mayo Rant it will be a complete waste of an opportunity.

Keith Mars
Nov 28, 2007
Former Sheriff of Balboa County
So close to figuring out how a shirt works, yet so far...



Urijah Faber posted:

My mom is Bobby Bouche from Waterboy, everything was the devil! I don't even know if I've even had mayonnaise?!

Keith Mars fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Apr 11, 2014

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

1st AD posted:

That's cute, but Faber got KO'd from an ill-advised spinning back fist so
are you talking about the mike brown KO? because it was worse than a spinning back fist. he tried something resembling a no-look silva/fryklund elbow.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fatherdog posted:

He more closely resembles the next Magic Mike

Or Sting. Painting your face counts as painting, right?

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Keith Mars posted:

So close to figuring out how a shirt works, yet so far...

http://i.imgur.com/doIGSzQ.jpg

STRENGTHS:
Submissions
Takedowns
Hand Speed

WEAKNESSES:
Title Fights
Proper Usage of Quotation Marks
T-Shirts
Herb Dean

InfiniteZero fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 11, 2014

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
I didn't see it posted, but Reem is switching to Greg Jackson's camp. I feel so conflicted.

E: I am dumb and missed it

ChampRamp fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Apr 11, 2014

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

ChampRamp posted:

I didn't see it posted, but Reem is switching to Greg Jackson's camp. I feel so conflicted.

fatherdog posted:

I expect that'll go just as well as their last chinny heavyweight who looks like an action figure

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Prediction for 2014: Calling out Connor Mcgreggor is going to be the new calling out Michael Bisping.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Did we ever find the black magic gypsy people that made Fedor lose to BigFoot? Because I think they are puttin' a hex on Faber and title shots real hard.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Putin is still searching, his latest hunch was Crimea.

jtm33
Mar 23, 2010
So I have started watching a bit of MMA and I signed up for the UFC fight pass trial. I go to watch the event from this morning and it says it is not available?

It will let me sign up and pay for UFC fight pass but it apparently is not available, I am really confused at how this thing works.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
What's the tool or site or whatever to make reddit AMAs easier to read.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
Roy Nelson def. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira via KO (Punch) R1 3:37

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

Roy Nelson def. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira via KO (Punch) R1 3:37

Just noticed the last four numbers are 1337

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Just noticed the last four numbers are 1337

And this post is from 1997

Cataffy
Aug 12, 2008

doverhog posted:

What's the tool or site or whatever to make reddit AMAs easier to read.
http://skimreddit.com/

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
Dana White ‏@danawhite 45s

Ronda Rousey vs Alexis Davis Saturday, July 5th for the women’s bantamweight title in Las Vegas for International Fight Week!!!

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@danawhite 44s
Ronda Rousey vs Alexis Davis Saturday, July 5th for the women’s bantamweight title in Las Vegas for International Fight Week!!!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

ChampRamp posted:

Dana White ‏@danawhite 45s

Ronda Rousey vs Alexis Davis Saturday, July 5th for the women’s bantamweight title in Las Vegas for International Fight Week!!!

Well, at least it isn't loving Carano.

Also I like how Yuriy copied it one second faster and still came up short.

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
When I say International you say

FIGHT WEEK
FIGHT WEEK

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