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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

dud root posted:

Is that the same woman who got accosted by a stingray at the beach?

No that's David Mitchell.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I kind of want to know the story behind the stingray pic, but I know asking that is frowned upon.

e: there is apparently an article about this.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 23:38 on Apr 11, 2014

Placid Marmot
Apr 28, 2013

Dick Trauma posted:

There is a reason tourism is down this season.


Thought that looked familiar.

ducttape
Mar 1, 2008
Now this is just cruel

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

ducttape posted:

Now this is just cruel



I turned it upside down and I still don't get it.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I turned it upside down and I still don't get it.

The top photo where they've cropped most of the guy's face out the photo?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Placid Marmot posted:

Thought that looked familiar.



That seems like a very inappropriate place to blow somebody.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Trig Discipline posted:

That seems like a very inappropriate place to blow somebody.

Yeah you're supposed to blow like 18 inches lower than that to get the full effect. She's blowing his nips and that's not proper technique.

Halifax
May 22, 2006

Technology Equals Might Want to Loot Instead
Nap Ghost

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah you're supposed to blow like 18 inches lower than that to get the full effect. She's blowing his nips and that's not proper technique.

That's quite obviously a motorboat-in-progress.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

The best Jesus pic:



Well, to be fair, Lazarus was dead and entombed. He's gonna be a little rank in the hot weather they have over there.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah you're supposed to blow like 18 inches lower than that to get the full effect. She's blowing his nips and that's not proper technique.

Haha look at mister tiny penis over here.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

The thing that gets me about this one is that if you look closely you can tell that's a map on the wall behind them, not just a wall with crumbling plaster. Why?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

stubblyhead posted:

Pretty sure it's also hung up on the guy wires which are a lot stronger than the transmission lines.

Nice patriarchy there, just assume the males do all the work, typical

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
There's a nice attention to detail. Most painters forget to include the Heroin Skull that watches your butt while you get high, but this guy went the extra mile.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Dude has a human skull on his table. Maybe let this one go, Jesus.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
He also seems to have whiskey, lines of coke, and is smoking something. But Jesus is only interested in yoinking his heroin.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
It's pretty obvious Jesus just wants to get high. I think his expression was supposed to be "my son nooooooo" but it came out with just slightly too much "aaaaaw yeah that's the poo poo".

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Looks like Jesus has a boss tribal tatt.

TMDTN
Oct 10, 2005
This Mixed Drink Tastes Nasty...

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

He also seems to have whiskey, lines of coke, and is smoking something. But Jesus is only interested in yoinking his heroin.

Also why the lines of coke? I've never met anyone who IVs drugs but is like, whoa IV cocaine? too far. Plus that poo poo owns bones injected so jesus is really missing out.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

He also seems to have whiskey, lines of coke, and is smoking something. But Jesus is only interested in yoinking his heroin.

To be fair, the whiskey was a bottle of Evian until Jesus rocked up.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I'm still wondering about the handprint on the door.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Any excuse to bust this out.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Coke, whiskey, nun-chucks, heroin, skull, hand prints, door, giant lamp... the guy has it all. AND THEN loving JESUS FUCKS HIS poo poo UP

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Jesus is a total moocher

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

mng posted:

Coke, whiskey, nun-chucks, heroin, skull, hand prints, door, giant lamp... the guy has it all. AND THEN loving JESUS FUCKS HIS poo poo UP

Honestly it would be pretty cool to have a fresco of the world map. It would open up a lot of options to help you coordinate the skull with the rest of the room.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The thing that gets me about this one is that if you look closely you can tell that's a map on the wall behind them, not just a wall with crumbling plaster. Why?

No its not. Its just a lovely wall with crumbling plaster. How is it a map?


Wilford Cutlery posted:

I'm still wondering about the handprint on the door.

It represents shutting people out, closing the door on others, not letting people in emotionally, possibly loneliness and selfishness, that kinda stuff.

Its a deep picture.

A Fucker IRL has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Apr 12, 2014

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

VendaGoat posted:

That adulthood can be fun too? :downs:

:thumbsup:

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



No ring handprint

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

A Fucker IRL posted:

No its not. Its just a lovely wall with crumbling plaster. How is it a map?

That's the east coast of South America right there.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

The Lord has some pretty sick ink.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ducttape posted:

Now this is just cruel



Anthropomorphic bird silhouette is going to hit the pretty lady with a ball?

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!

Picnic Princess posted:

I remember this story. He carried that printer for miles then didn't even get laid! So horrible.

Your reference didn't go unnoticed. That poor guy :smith:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
A single in baseball means you only get to first base.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






timg i guess :sigh:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The thing that gets me about this one is that if you look closely you can tell that's a map on the wall behind them, not just a wall with crumbling plaster. Why?

It's not a map.

You're over-thinking that image by about a thousand percent.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's not a map.

You're over-thinking that image by about a thousand percent.

You can pretty clearly make out Brazil, Argentina, Chile, the northern coast of Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Great Britain, Ireland, and that penis which I think is made up of Sweden and Norway, or like Finland or some poo poo. Two of those viking countries.

None of them are particularly accurate, in shape or relative location, but you can make them out pretty well.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

cobalt impurity posted:

You can pretty clearly make out Brazil, Argentina, Chile, the northern coast of Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Great Britain, Ireland, and that penis which I think is made up of Sweden and Norway, or like Finland or some poo poo. Two of those viking countries.

None of them are particularly accurate, in shape or relative location, but you can make them out pretty well.

Wait, are there two versions of that image? Or the Busey one is zoomed out or something?}

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