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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Jervas Dudley
Feb 18, 2007

Bro and Maplehoof: Go beyond the impossible!
:kamina:
BLEAT BLEAT

ktulurises
Sep 21, 2006

Why is it I always have to be the one to get up?

bonestructure posted:

Superfrog was awesome, and if you choose to do more that will also be awesome. If not, Superfrog will always live on in our hearts. :love:

And it's still there on Wordpress:
The Adventures of Super Frog

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

Just wait until you have to stand in line at the DMV. Well actually since smartphones exist these days it's not nearly as bad.

Retail

Keep in mind Mina has not actually done anything threatening yet, and has been plotting to take her own boss's job for months now and evidently not been successful :geno:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Even Karl knows how to let loose and have fun more than Bleeker. It would've been better if he kept the dorky costume on though.

Dustin

We all knew this was coming but I'll admit the puns were kind of clever.

On the Fastrack

This is actually how Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog will end.

Safe Havens

Sam's mom is the governor. She's probably used to it.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




An now, please join me for the next installment of Mole Man Thinks of Everything!













karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

This right here is the best comic in Newspaper Spiderman. It cannot get any less sane than random minister out of literally no where in the middle of literal no where. I mean holy poo poo, Mole Man had to get a minister, hide him in a cave, with express orders not to come out until he was called, just for this moment. Holy poo poo.

Humanoid Female
Mar 13, 2008

ktulurises posted:

And it's still there on Wordpress:
The Adventures of Super Frog

Whoa. I honestly didn't even remember I still had that site up there. It doesn't even have all the strips uploaded to it, just up to #26. If I get a chance this weekend, I'll do something about that and upload the rest of them. I can't believe it's been five years since I did all those edits.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Humanoid Female posted:

Whoa. I honestly didn't even remember I still had that site up there. It doesn't even have all the strips uploaded to it, just up to #26. If I get a chance this weekend, I'll do something about that and upload the rest of them. I can't believe it's been five years since I did all those edits.

Sersiouly? 5 years? I can't believe I've been reading this thread that long(and longer!)

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
H'lo, folks.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Guh GoComics is being awful and not working. And neither is dilbert.com again. I'll get to them later

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Bizarro


Dilbert

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Humanoid Female posted:

Whoa. I honestly didn't even remember I still had that site up there. It doesn't even have all the strips uploaded to it, just up to #26. If I get a chance this weekend, I'll do something about that and upload the rest of them. I can't believe it's been five years since I did all those edits.

I am super late to this party, but holy poo poo: these are great and you're great.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Winnie the Pooh





Everyone lay off Pooh, he's just fat because he's a knight in service of satan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoEMKGb0aVQ

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori


Hopefully I just missed the joke because :psyduck:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



:ughh:

Heavenly Nostrils



:)

9 Chickweed Lane 4/12/2003



That... is entirely true.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



God, that's incredibly stupid.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Ultimate Spider-Man addressed this. Oscorp bought out the wrestling company where he made his first appearance, and used that to claim the likeness rights. Every penny from the sale of Spidey merch went straight into the Green Goblin's pocket. Devious Bookkeeping Comix.

Pooch Café


Chazz needs to stop encouraging this obsessive behavior. He's the one who keeps buying the binders and bookshelves.

Ballard Street


Another one that makes more sense with the perceived names swapped.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


Spider-Man: International, Underground Lawyer

RandomFerret posted:

Ultimate Spider-Man addressed this. Oscorp bought out the wrestling company where he made his first appearance, and used that to claim the likeness rights. Every penny from the sale of Spidey merch went straight into the Green Goblin's pocket. Devious Bookkeeping Comix.

It actually wasn't Oscorp, but the wrestling company he started out with. Which was later unintentionally purchased by one of the Kingpin's legitimate enterprises. Late in USM's original run, I think right after the Ultimate Clone Saga so early 100s, Kingpin mass marketed Spider-Man when Spidey had a wave of public popularity.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Dang, Spidey can't catch a break anywhere, can he? Well, at least he didn't get raped like Invincible.

Cul-de-sac sets us up the bomb.


Candorville which I hope you hate as much as I do.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
And then he rubs it in Peter's face when he beats the bejeesus out of the kid during Ultimate Knights AKA Ultimate Moon Knight's Whacky Costume Adventures.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

Those are... yes, those are insect larva, I'm certain.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.

tiistai posted:

Fingerpori


Hopefully I just missed the joke because :psyduck:

That they're practicing tattooing on Lenin's preserved corpse? Because, well, that's it. :thejoke:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

I see a screaming face.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Those are... yes, those are insect larva, I'm certain.

That's exactly what I saw in that panel - insect larvae and two beady eyes - and I have not been able to unsee it.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
To me it looks like a pile of maggots feasting on some rotting... Something.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

Ha ha that has to be an edit... :stonk: What do you mean it's not an edit?

:gonk: :barf:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..
:stonk:

Bloom County

Euphemisms to save the day.


:byobear:

Calvin And Hobbes

I love that stupid grin in the third panel.



Rudy Park is a collaboration between Candorville's Darrin Bell and Theron Heir.


Melissa DeJesus and Ed Power's Santa vs. Dracula.


And Sarah Andersen is the mind behind Sarah's Scribbles.

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mDyVasz94&t=66s

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Candorville which I hope you hate as much as I do.



Comcast is "online" you dolt. You can not escape.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine
February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


Better idea: Cook some spiral pasta or macaroni. In a frying pan, put a small jar of anchovies in oil, chopped sun-dried tomatoes, diced capsicum, minced garlic, capers and baby spinach. Cook those up together, then when the pasta's done throw that in. Then serve with parmesan on top.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Maybe Skippy went back to normal after this? We'll find out soon enough... (January 22, 1927)



Peanuts (April 15, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Whoever was posting the John Darling strips awhile back, does this chinless wonder match anybody in the strips you have?

Popeye



Good luck paying the rent without your soft touch sailor, ya jobless jerks.

Rip Haywire



Pogo, in which Albert finally buys a clue (from the "factory irregular" bin). (April 14, 1956)



Out Our Way (October 15-16, 1924)



Hey, remember when I retired the whole "firewall of shame" thing when it came to the Wash Funk cartoons, but I reserved the right to throw it back up on the off chance that we got more garbage about raiding hen houses or (oh, let's just pull a random one out of the great American stereotype songbook) shooting craps?

Well, sir...



Click through if you feel you must.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Ema Nymton posted:

Comcast is "online" you dolt. You can not escape.

Not if he's getting online through his cell phone provider.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (October 15-16, 1924)



I really love this comic when it's not horrible racial caricatures. Especially the Why Mothers Get Gray ones.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


The loop is actually happening :allears:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope she find the same guy, and he shoots her dead. Then the Phantom shows up at her funeral all "SO END ALL THOSE WHO DARE QUESTION A LEGEND".

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

goatface posted:

I hope she find the same guy, and he shoots her dead. Then the Phantom shows up at her funeral all "SO END ALL THOSE WHO DARE QUESTION A LEGEND".

*Old jungle saying

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.
We've definitely seen that Emmy Lou last week.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

Fezz posted:

That they're practicing tattooing on Lenin's preserved corpse? Because, well, that's it. :thejoke:

Yeah, I mean, as funny as that is in itself it's not exactly anything resembling a pun. With this drat strip you can never be sure.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



TofuDiva posted:

From the archives of Cheap Thrills Cuisine

February 12, 2014: Horrifying Orzo Pasta Salad


I wish it wouldn't look at us that way..

For fun, I tried the mystery game suggested a page or two back: don't look at the title, jump right to the final illustration and try to guess wha HOLY MOTHER OF JUNJI ITO AAAAAA

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I would have assumed some sort of food-colouring doped risotto with olives.

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