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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Smash Mouth find the plane.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
searchers need more flashlights and longer rope

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Have they tried draining the ocean

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Have they tried draining the ocean
What else would they be doing?

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
http://www.nst.com.my/nation/general/call-traced-to-co-pilot-s-phone-1.562612

quote:

KUALA LUMPUR: A CREW member of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 made a desperate call from his mobile phone as the plane was flying low near Penang, the morning it went missing.
The latest breakthrough in the ongoing criminal investigation traced the source of the call to co-pilot Fariq Abdul Hamid's phone.


Read more: Call traced to co-pilot's phone - General - New Straits Times http://www.nst.com.my/nation/general/call-traced-to-co-pilot-s-phone-1.562612#ixzz2ygRGsexH

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Dude probably butt-dialed a contact and even if the call was connected all the way through - which it probably wasn't because it's on a loving plane - no one's gonna tell us what the few second conversation even was... Ah, who gives a poo poo, get the graphics design interns on this poo poo!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Joke is on him, no cell towers at the bottom of the ocean. Should have tried whale calls

Wait. Is that a real picture of the plane???? The horizon indicator indicates safe and level flight!

This is a loving conspiracy

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ethanol posted:

Joke is on him, no cell towers at the bottom of the ocean. Should have tried whale calls

Wait. Is that a real picture of the plane???? The horizon indicator indicates safe and level flight!

This is a loving conspiracy

The co-pilot took that picture then shoved his phone up Philip Wood's rear end as they diverted to Diego Garcia

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does anybody know if goatse legend Kirk Johnson was on the plane? i heard he shoved a cell phone up his rear end during a hijacking but i think it was back in the early '80s.

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

amityville anus posted:

does anybody know if goatse legend Kirk Johnson was on the plane? i heard he shoved a cell phone up his rear end during a hijacking but i think it was back in the early '80s.

Goatman has a name?! :eyepop:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
It's still gone, guys.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

DEAR RICHARD posted:

It's still gone, guys.

gently caress off you unfunny oval office

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
It's still gone, guys.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
ONLY CHINMATOWN CN POST THAT

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Has anyone bother to check the bathroom? When I can't find the wife, she's usually in there.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

DEAR RICHARD posted:

It's still gone, guys.

atmo

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

mstrkrft posted:

i think Chinatown should be probated one day for every post he made saying its gone if they find it.

I think Chinatown should be probated one day for every piece of wreckage they eventually recover, all times the number of worthless "ITZ GOEN GOEYS" posts that thing makes. For reference, Swissair 111 reassembly involved 3 million pieces of aircraft (excluding passengers).

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011

mstrkrft posted:

i think Chinatown should be probated one day for every post he made saying its gone if they find it.

Chinatown is probably a parachute account for a Mod. Mods knew. Makes you think.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
So how did they JUST find out about this "phone call"? This investigation is garbage.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Slap Happy posted:

Goatman has a name?! :eyepop:

goatman has a whole zipset of the :goatsecx: photoshoot floating around

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Ogive posted:

(excluding passengers).

How many pieces were they? tia

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

DEAR RICHARD posted:

How many pieces were they? tia

For the passengers, it might be better to measure them in terms of volume.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Ogive posted:

3 million pieces of aircraft (excluding passengers).

I'd hope the aircraft wasn't made out of passengers. Else that'd explain why it crashed.

ACORN PSYOPS
Dec 25, 2007

Ogive posted:

I think Chinatown should be probated one day for every piece of wreckage they eventually recover, all times the number of worthless "ITZ GOEN GOEYS" posts that thing makes. For reference, Swissair 111 reassembly involved 3 million pieces of aircraft (excluding passengers).

:munch:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Guys its gone.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm pinging in the rain
Just pinging in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just pingin',
pingin' in the rain

Pingin' in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I'm happy again!
I'm pingin' and dancin' in the rain!

I'm dancin' and pingin' in the rain...

Why am I smiling
And why do I ping?
Why does September
Seem sunny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Happy and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life full of you.

Method Loser
Oct 10, 2001
Guys it's GONE CRAZY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Where's the plane? The plane?!

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe

Ogive posted:

I think Chinatown should be probated one day for every piece of wreckage they eventually recover, all times the number of worthless "ITZ GOEN GOEYS" posts that thing makes. For reference, Swissair 111 reassembly involved 3 million pieces of aircraft (excluding passengers).

Look at this fucker

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"Guys, it is gone." -- Chinatown 2014

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Guys its gone.

ping


ping



ping



ping

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

No Gravitas posted:

"Guys, it is gone." -- Chinatown 2014

"GBS is funny." -- Literally Nobody 2014

ACORN PSYOPS
Dec 25, 2007

CharlesM posted:

"GBS is funny." -- Literally Nobody 2014

:suspense:

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011
CharlesM is gone guys.

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
imagine if they're all just chillin out on some crazy island like in that TV show Lost, that'd be wild!

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Skipjack posted:

imagine if they're all just chillin out on some crazy island like in that TV show Lost, that'd be wild!

youre literally the first one to say that 5'd

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Skipjack posted:

imagine if they're all just chillin out on some crazy island like in that TV show Lost, that'd be wild!

I never watched that, what happened in it? Also, where is the plane?

maxidious
Sep 25, 2007

Meh

rocket_man38 posted:

So how did they JUST find out about this "phone call"? This investigation is garbage.

It's called creating suspense. Did Lost showed you all the mystery during the first season?

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

Guys its gone.

Thank you.. all these loving imposters with their proclamations of knowing poo poo gets annoying. You are the one true light.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The plane is gone
The plane is gone away
The plane is gone baby
The plane is gone away
You know the plane is gone baby
And you'll be sorry someday

The plane is gone
It's gone away from me
The plane is gone baby
The plane is gone away from me
Although, I'll still live on
But so lonely I'll be

The plane is gone
It's gone away for good
The plane is gone baby
It's gone away for good
Someday I'll know the plane is gone
Just like I know a good man should

You know it's free, free now baby
It's free from your spell
Oh it's free, free, free now
it's free from your spell

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