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> invite the underwater drone to join your pirate crew
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Apr 14, 2014 06:01
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Use blood to draw crude jolly rogers on the boats
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Apr 14, 2014 06:04
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Daub whatever reddish substance is at hand all over both boats with crude pictographs implicating terrorist extraterrestrials. It's all about alibi and plausible deniability.
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Apr 14, 2014 06:10
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Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 06:10
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Tie the two boats together. One on top of the other, upside down. Now you have a submarine. Dive.
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Apr 14, 2014 06:11
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 06:12
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Waltzing Along posted:Tie the two boats together. One on top of the other, upside down. Now you have a submarine. Dive. there wasn't any rope 
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Apr 14, 2014 06:15
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demand to know why they sent male relief, is it because you're gay? because that's very problematic behavior on their part
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Apr 14, 2014 06:32
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 06:33
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 06:35
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up Posting from the goldmine
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Apr 14, 2014 06:36
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up yessss
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Apr 14, 2014 06:37
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Check for maximum diving depth of drone and if it can fly. Also, is it carrying a nuke like the drone in the documentary "The Abyss" that you can trade for a bigger boat?
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Apr 14, 2014 06:48
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It's way too cold outside. Take your clothes off, pile them in the bottom of the relief boat, and light them on fire with your flares.
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Apr 14, 2014 07:05
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 07:13
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set your old boat on fire, fake your own death
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> Realize the captain was hitting on you, mourn the loss of a romantic evening.
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Apr 14, 2014 08:05
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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> Go into the water. Live there. Die there.
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Apr 14, 2014 10:16
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 10:24
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Use drone to attack Command.
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Apr 14, 2014 10:46
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Drown tails in the blue water.
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Sit down and start to write down ideas for pictures based adventure where people over the radio can tell you what happens next.
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Advantageous posted:> Go into the water. Live there. Die there. > Reject your earthly fires.
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Scoop up some gore out of the water and draw a pentagram with it in the bottom of the relief boat. Do a summoning ritual of some type. Give resulting creature the extra boat. Now you are a pirate fleet. Edit: Also, tie your shirt in a knot just under your chest so you look more fabulous. almightyerin fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Apr 14, 2014 |
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>Watch Space Jam. If unable to, travel to a place where you can.
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> Put one of the flares in to your anus and light it
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Whirlwind Jones posted:If I jerk off onto my desk top my cat hops up and starts licking it and it's kinda disturbing actually like he goes to down on that pool of cum like drat man what the gently caress. thast hosed up
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SniperWoreConverse posted:LOOK for MERMAIDS in the OCEAN this sweet move posted:SAVE TIGER These are both good. Maybe some kind of mermaid will leave you in charge of her tiger while she goes to look for corpses? Yes, maybe it sounds crazy. Or maybe spending millions of dollars to look for a bunch of crab-riddled corpses and plane wreckage is more crazy? Anyway, magical undersea people are more economical is all I'm saying. Of course, it was obvious and I should have thought of it immediately. Fish love vomit! Use vomit as mermaid-baiting chum. Suicide Sam E. fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Apr 14, 2014 |
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pour gasoline over both boats, use flares to set them on fire
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Is there any video feed from the drone? Use drone to look for mermaids and sharks. They're both pretty good. I'm willing to bet they can both be trained with a combo of chum/vomit rewards and urine punishment, too.
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Be captain. Realize you have a rogue agent. Any room for error cannot be tolerated in this boring, routine search or the cover-up will not be successful. None of the public can doubt that an orderly search was carried out by the book. Take more Dramamine. Call cleaning crew. Tell them you have a loose screw and are designating it code black. Let Kevin McCarthy solve your problem with his murder submersible (a la "Innerspace"). Stare out of the bridge window meaningfully. Pop more Dramamine.
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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need to get rid of all that seawater > piss
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Tie his boat to your boat and merge all the supplies that can fit onto your own boat.
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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