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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!
Aww, that's nothing. Watch this!

♪ There once was a man from Nantucke- :doh:

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
♪ It's the Simpsons Quote Thread's only point
Boot up the thread, post in this joint! ♪ :tipshat:

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
♪ We're gonna grove tonight,
we'll make you feel alright -
Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie! ♪

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Daktar posted:

♪ We're gonna grove tonight,
we'll make you feel alright -
Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie! ♪

♪ Thanks Dak-Tar!
You convinced me, There are more terrible things
Than musical quote threads where every post sings ♪

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

♪ We're gonna grove tonight,
we'll make you feel alright -
Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie! ♪

♪Because of you all, I got a tune in my head,
And the only way to stop it is to make you all dead.
Say your prayers, and then it's kablammo!
Uh-oh! I'll be back when I get some ammo!♪

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

TMMadman posted:

♪Because of you all, I got a tune in my head,
And the only way to stop it is to make you all dead.
Say your prayers, and then it's kablammo!
Uh-oh! I'll be back when I get some ammo!♪

♪ See all this singing scared him away
If we posted like normal, He'd probably stay ♪ :ohdear:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

♪Because of you all, I got a tune in my head,
And the only way to stop it is to make you all dead.
Say your prayers, and then it's kablammo!
Uh-oh! I'll be back when I get some ammo!♪

Jerusalem paved the way for Drink-Mix Man, which cleared the way for TMMadman. The stage was now set for the MondayHotDog, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just for no reason now here is Apuuuuuuuu!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

Just for no reason now here is Apuuuuuuuu!

Will you get off of my lawn? :argh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spiffster posted:

Will you get off of my lawn? :argh:

Why don't you make me! :haw:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Jerusalem paved the way for Drink-Mix Man, which cleared the way for TMMadman. The stage was now set for the MondayHotDog, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

I will now read these special vows which MondayHotDog has prepared for this occasion. Do you, CharlieFoxtrot, take MondayHotDog, in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

Why don't you make me! :haw:

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

Me friend Tokelau All Star goooooood! :downs:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner.

Thank you, come again! :downs:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

I will now read these special vows which MondayHotDog has prepared for this occasion. Do you, CharlieFoxtrot, take MondayHotDog, in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this.

We can always get divorced.

God bless America.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

mrfart posted:

We can always get divorced.

God bless America.

The answer to all three is "Fried Green Tomatoes" :downs:

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Skeesix posted:

The answer to all three is "Fried Green Tomatoes" :downs:

You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes"

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Mayo and Catsup posted:

You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes"

Moe Moe Moe!
How d'ya like me, How d'ya like me,?
Moe Moe Moe,
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Moe Moe Moe!
How d'ya like me, How d'ya like me,?
Moe Moe Moe,
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me

Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma me.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuXhhw7RYE&t=4s

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

mrfart posted:

We can always get divorced.

God bless America.

Someone dishonoring their wedding vows!? Not in Las Vegas!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Someone dishonoring their wedding vows!? Not in Las Vegas!

But Ginger, honey, I can change!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Someone dishonoring their wedding vows!? Not in Las Vegas!

I call him Gamblor, and he's enslaved your mother with his neon claws!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

I call him Gamblor, and he's enslaved your mother with his neon claws!

I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

Someone dishonoring their wedding vows!? Not in Las Vegas!

Added extra clap. Not college material.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
Stop the quoting! I just discovered that our Original Poster got an F in second grade gym class!!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Stop the quoting! I just discovered that our Original Poster got an F in second grade gym class!!

Looks like I'm going to have to find another little goon to be President. What's your friend Writer Cath's number?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Dark One posted:

Stop the quoting! I just discovered that our Original Poster got an F in second grade gym class!!

In that case I sentence The SituAsian to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island.

Don't worry, it's just a name.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

In that case I sentence The SituAsian to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island.

Don't worry, it's just a name.

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Looks like I'm going to have to find another little goon to be President. What's your friend Writer Cath's number?

5-5-5 . . . aw jeez that's gotta be phony.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Tokelau All Star posted:

5-5-5 . . . aw jeez that's gotta be phony.


Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

5-5-5 . . . aw jeez that's gotta be phony.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

:smug: Bake him away, Toys.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Looks like I'm going to have to find another little goon to be President. What's your friend Writer Cath's number?

No, not Writer Cath! He'll fill the forum with Goons!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Spiffster posted:

No, not Writer Cath! He'll fill the forum with Goons!

I prefer the personal touch you only get with hired goons.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Daktar posted:

I prefer the personal touch you only get with hired goons.

Hired goons?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Spiffster posted:

No, not Writer Cath! He'll fill the forum with Goons!

No no! Come back! I want to help you, George Washington!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Skeesix posted:

No no! Come back! I want to help you, George Washington!

I want to help you...George Washington?

Even your quotes are lame.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

No no! Come back! I want to help you, George Washington!

Take that, Washington!
Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

No, not Writer Cath! He'll fill the forum with Goons!

:argh: Lousy Goons! They ruined Something Awful!

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