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NecroMonster posted:>transfer all supplies to the gunship. radio in with the following message "i am a huge human being and i love getting the dick" drink some seawater to celebrate your victory
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I vote this.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:14
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  Atma fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Apr 15, 2014 03:26
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do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing
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Apr 15, 2014 03:29
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shouldn't we have 2 drones now
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Apr 15, 2014 03:29
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>Turn the machine gun around. It's kinda pointed toward us. That's a bad idea right there.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:30
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>passionately make out with the dead guy (you are extremely gay, after all)
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Apr 15, 2014 03:31
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>dump dead guy into the ocean, light up a doobie, and cruise to the west
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Apr 15, 2014 03:31
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>Use gaydar to navigate to nearest dolphin bar
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THS posted:do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing
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Okay guys- let's try to figure this out. Which way should we pirate? A) WEST B) EAST C) NORTH I'm going with C. There's one A above me. A- I B- C- I
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Apr 15, 2014 03:33
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THS posted:do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing also eat the security guy's eyes to gain his powers of sight, this will help us search for this MJ420 or whatever
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THS posted:do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing EDIT: put dead people's brain's into one of the drones to make it self aware NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Apr 15, 2014 03:38
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THS posted:do we still have control of the underwater drone? check what the drone is doing
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Freakbox posted:>Turn the machine gun around. It's kinda pointed toward us. That's a bad idea right there. That's how you travel with an unmanned machine gun. Cuntpunch posted:>Use gaydar to navigate to nearest dolphin bar This. >Use gaydar to locate and contact dolphins. They'll accept you for who you are.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:40
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> sing a Goddamned shanty already
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Bregor posted:> sing a Goddamned shanty already > SING this into the radio while going right WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GAY rear end SAILOR WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GAY rear end SAILOR WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GAY rear end SAILOR WHO MURDERED ALL HIS CREWMATES?
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Apr 15, 2014 03:44
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Sink the other two boats. Leave no trace of their existence.
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> Dump the dirty, gay/seawater hating corpse overboard. > Start all three engines and sail right.
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^^^^ Okay, we have 2 for west now, and 1 for north. Also, shanties might lift our spirits 
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>Actually start looking for the missing airplane but in a really ironic way
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Apr 15, 2014 03:47
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Stoat posted:>Actually start looking for the missing airplane but in a really ironic way
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How do you look for something Ironically? No, I'm seriously curious.
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Stoat posted:>Actually start looking for the missing airplane but in a really ironic way
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Apr 15, 2014 03:49
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>sail boat north to india, convince the indians that, since the ganges flows into the ocea, the water in the ocean must also be blessed so they should drink as much of it as they can after the 3 plus billion people in india have emptied the indian sea it'll be real easy to find that plane
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Apr 15, 2014 03:49
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Toad on a Hat posted:> SING this into the radio while going right assassin's creed 4 was a good game
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Freakbox posted:How do you look for something Ironically? No, I'm seriously curious. This is a good start, TBH.
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Apr 15, 2014 03:50
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Recruit the sharks that come to feast on the bodies to your cause.
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^^^ 2 North, 2 West! India really is a good idea. There are so many bodies in the Ganges that no one will even notice a few more. It's kinda terrible. No Really-  http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html((EDIT: you know what? We really need a reverse-barfing Emoticon, so we can bracket things with vomit.)) Freakbox fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Apr 15, 2014 03:52
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Freakbox posted:How do you look for something Ironically? No, I'm seriously curious. >Stick your head underwater and shout "MARCO", then listen for a "POLO"
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Freakbox posted:^^^ 2 North, 2 West! India really is a good idea. There are so many bodies in the Ganges that no one will even notice a few more. It's kinda terrible. "Actually, this is exactly how America does it, using violence to beat the Indians [Native Americans] to death, pushing the Asian, African, and poor out into the country, running the poor white people into the surrounding outskirts of the cities. America’s police are even more terrible than China’s chengguan. If you’re within two meters of a police officer, you have to raise your hands, otherwise American police have the right to shoot you dead." hosed up and true
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>sail towards india and partake in the rape festival
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Robbie Fowler posted:>sail towards india and partake in the rape festival india rapes women. please respect the protagonist's sexual orientation. thank you.
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>piss
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We have And seriously  he wouldn't rape women. He would rape men or maybe Hijras. He's gay yo. And he may have consensual sex with them too- pirates aren't all rape. What if he becomes a swarthy romance novel pirate?
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Apr 15, 2014 04:13
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India sounds like a good place to recruit some more pirates.
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Apr 15, 2014 04:16
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Suicide Sam E. posted:This. Also where else would you expect to find that scoundrel Johnny Five Aces in the middle of the ocean, he's probably involved in this missing plane business.
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Whenever i see that name I think of the song Johnny Guitar. gently caress you, Fallout New Vegas. 
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