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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it atmo
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>Recall drone, remove machine gun from boat and attach to drone
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causticBeet posted:>Recall drone, remove machine gun from boat and attach to drone This, but attach the gun to the fish instead.
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Apr 15, 2014 09:00
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Get the drone following the fish. The fish is probably on its way to eat jet passenger corpses. >Follow fish with drone.
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Apr 15, 2014 09:02
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it It's these moments that I read Atma threads for. Not the piss/poo poo/cum, but this poo poo. This poo poo right here.
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Apr 15, 2014 09:13
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Claim you have found the plane and that the Chinese are loading it into a freighter and burning evidence. Say that they spotted you and killed your relief and the security dude.
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Apr 15, 2014 09:21
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Telepathically speak to the fish and demand he summon the god Poseidon. Then challenge Poseidon to become god of the oceans.
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Apr 15, 2014 09:45
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> Ask fish if he likes fish sticks in his mouth
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Apr 15, 2014 10:09
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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Apr 15, 2014 12:03
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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Apr 15, 2014 12:20
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Freakbox posted:^^^ 2 North, 2 West! India really is a good idea. There are so many bodies in the Ganges that no one will even notice a few more. It's kinda terrible. From comments: Although India is poor The people have a lot of money In this year’s list of richest people There are a lot of Indians. >use drone with gun mount to attack all the rich indians
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Apr 15, 2014 12:39
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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Apr 15, 2014 12:44
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>offer the fish a glass of seawater
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>eat own face
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Get the drone following the fish. The fish is probably on its way to eat jet passenger corpses. This.
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Apr 15, 2014 14:47
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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Apr 15, 2014 14:53
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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Apr 15, 2014 14:59
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Call johnny. Tell him you have found his zybourne clock at the bottom of the plane wreckage. Heavily imply that he can have it in exchange for some saltwater gay sex. When he arrives fake that the authorities have taken the clock and you must rampage the local rescue effort base to get it back
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Apr 15, 2014 15:34
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>Inform CNN nothing's happening so they can report it for 24 more hours
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Apr 15, 2014 15:38
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Lareous posted:>Inform CNN nothing's happening so they can report it for 24 more hours This, but also > proposition Anderson Cooper, then recruit him. Become the most fabulous pirates.
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Apr 15, 2014 15:50
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Lareous posted:>Inform CNN nothing's happening so they can report it for 24 more hours
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Apr 15, 2014 16:12
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Look in a 360 degree circle with the drone. For all we know there's a goddamn mermaid army under us. almightyerin fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Apr 15, 2014 16:37
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>wake up
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Apr 15, 2014 16:56
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Popular Human posted:>wake up 
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Apr 15, 2014 17:46
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>Head south for 15km then send drone deeper. We need to avoid the captain.
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Apr 15, 2014 18:40
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gently caress this drone bullshit radio command and ask what their favorite anime is
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Apr 15, 2014 18:54
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>Search for treasure
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Popular Human posted:>wake up >grab a brush and put on a little makeup
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Apr 15, 2014 19:28
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Telepathically speak to the fish and demand he summon the god Poseidon to guide you to the plane/Chinese burning the evidence.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:32
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When you surface the drone, before you mount any machine guns on it (or while you're still able), impale the two bodies onto it so the reinforcements can wonder where they went. Surprises are nice!
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Apr 15, 2014 19:48
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> stuck a spare flare up your arse in case you need it later
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Apr 15, 2014 19:51
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>Put the barrel of the gun in your mouth and ask Wolf to pull the trigger.
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Apr 15, 2014 20:08
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>Masturbate slowly and openly in front of Wolf Blitzer while also jacking off the gun
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Apr 15, 2014 20:09
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>Make CNN newsworthy again. Kill Wolf for Lord Dagon and Mother Hydra on LIVE TV
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Apr 15, 2014 20:09
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>Use machine gun to destroy all other boats and passengers except Blitzer. As Blitzer wades in the tides, demand that he can either join you in your quest, or die in the great blue abyss that is the Indian Ocean.
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Apr 15, 2014 20:10
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>Use Machine gun to kill the news crew, then film yourself eating Wolf Blitzer's corpse on live television
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Apr 15, 2014 20:10
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> Tell Wolf Bliitzer that you are gay and love drinking sea water. Tell him the word ping is an offensive anti gay slur and that's also offensive to call your life partner a mere "friend"
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Apr 15, 2014 20:11
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> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.
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The Bananana posted:> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.
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