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jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

The Bananana posted:

> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

NutritiousSnack posted:

> Tell Wolf Bliitzer that you are gay and love drinking sea water. Tell him the word ping is an offensive anti gay slur and that's also offensive to call your life partner a mere "friend"

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

TheReverend posted:

>Use machine gun to destroy all other boats and passengers except Blitzer. As Blitzer wades in the tides, demand that he can either join you in your quest, or die in the great blue abyss that is the Indian Ocean.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


this frame does not interrupt voting

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
Shoot Wolf, declare gayness, drink seawater.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Hipster Occultist posted:

>Use Machine gun to kill the news crew, then film yourself eating Wolf Blitzer's corpse on live television

Do this. Don't give Wolf a chance. Screw that guy.

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Bananana posted:

> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
> tell wolf Pings on the Wig is your war song against the fish menace

LemonRind
Apr 26, 2010

CEO OF FUNHAVER ENTERPRISES
Ask me about making YOUR thread suck less!
>Inform Wolf that you only talk to respectable journalists, and ask them to bring in Piers Morgan.

Wasting
Apr 25, 2013

The next to go

NutritiousSnack posted:

> Tell Wolf Bliitzer that you are gay and love drinking sea water. Tell him the word ping is an offensive anti gay slur and that's also offensive to call your life partner a mere "friend"

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
>ask wolf if he is gay too

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

The Bananana posted:

> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

slowly convert him to the pirate's life after weeks of struggle and then triumph

i am he
Feb 4, 2014

Kiss wolf on his big lips and ask him to join your crew as first mate

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
Mount Wolf Blitzer as a figurehead on your ship, dead or alive.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





>Proposition Wolf for gay sex. Tell him you will give him information about the pings in exchange.

Minesweep
Oct 6, 2010


ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> goatse world, ask wolf if he wants to join your group with his bard. if the answer is no, gun them down and make dick speedo from wolf's crotch

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Wingless posted:

> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera

This but also call him Anderson Cooper.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007

Wingless posted:

> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera

This and make sure to mention the fish is also extremely gay and enjoys saltwater.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

ChuckHead posted:

>Inform Wolf of your sexuality while repeatedly calling him Anderson Cooper.

Wingless posted:

> Tell him you will show him MH370, then show him the fish on the drone camera

Both of these

Minesweep
Oct 6, 2010



this rad sig made by FartRomancer.EXE and ty Windy for the sick drawing

Minesweep fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 15, 2014

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Bananana posted:

> Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hell yes hostages

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

best combo available everyone switch to this

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Changing my vote to this.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


same

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the only way to get out of death is to become a viral sensation

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Also changing my vote to this

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
> Show Wolf the ole pork 'n beans.

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ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

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